Your Shirt Won't Survive The ER. Tommy Ryman - Full Special

23-Noy, 2020
152 566 Ko‘rishlar soni

Your shirt won't survive the ER, especially if you break your collarbone like Tommy Ryman. In This hilarious full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tommy Ryman, Tommy breaks down everything from the pain of having you clavicle broken to the confusion of finding out that your mom is activating rivers. Whether you're into playing the clarinet or buying life vests for dogs, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tommy Ryman is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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  • I was at a family gathering and a cousin I hadn't seen in ages comes up & goes into her *KALE SALESGIRL spiel.* Of course it's *ORGANIC* & 20m later she asks me how *MUCH DO I WANT???* I'd never heard a kale. 20m later I got sum kale in a back pocket. Eventually I'm home and HUNGRY so I decide 2 have sum kale. *Tastes like CRAP. No tastes like COLD CRAP* outta the icebox. Pour sum Ranch on it. *Kale ruins the taste of Ranch!!!* Best deal 4 me I see her once in 10y. Yehaaaaaa

    Howard FortyfiveHoward FortyfiveKun oldin
  • “Like I don’t have eyebrows” I’m fed 😂💀

    Jess AJess A3 kun oldin
  • Love his voice. It sounds like Butters grew up and took a couple shots before getting on stage.

    SilverWolfGamesSilverWolfGames14 kun oldin
  • The bumpy church gradually lie because thursday geometrically bury besides a tasteful priest. delicious, sturdy elbow

    Jade AllenJade Allen17 kun oldin
  • amazing 🤣🤣🤣

    hayder alnaqashhayder alnaqash20 kun oldin
  • I honestly can Not believe this guy had me Laughing so hard in tears through out his Hilarious set.👍👍

    TRUMP WonTRUMP Won24 kun oldin
  • When just looking at the thumbnail i thought this person was a lesbian woman

    Ronny ShamaRonny Shama28 kun oldin
    • @Im Watching Youim not judging, there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. I was just mildly surprised of the disparity between my expectation based off a tiny little still & a large format video

      Ronny ShamaRonny Shama20 kun oldin
    • Just shows how judgemental you are.

      Im Watching YouIm Watching You20 kun oldin
  • Of course I Googled how to activate a river and it came up with his mom's name first

    Truck TaxiTruck Taxi28 kun oldin
    • 🙌

      pacha 79pacha 7925 kun oldin
  • This guy's just too good! His awkwardness makes him awesome! 😎😊

    Ellen - The Kind TempestEllen - The Kind TempestOy oldin
  • Oh my Marty McFly in the flesh!

    Yellow DoughYellow DoughOy oldin
  • Hello fellow Minnesotan! I also lost a rat buddy. But we had it on our deck in a shoe box and the neighbor cat thought it was a box lunch.

    Amber FostervoldAmber FostervoldOy oldin
  • LMAO... OMG... i do the same thing with the grocery cart!!! His execution is brilliant! Good laughed

    Leslie thats meLeslie thats meOy oldin
  • Material, timing, delivery are spot on!

    Paul DeGregorioPaul DeGregorioOy oldin
  • He'd make a good american doctor who

    Here Flies JayHere Flies JayOy oldin
  • We need to start a war on ice

    John QuinnJohn QuinnOy oldin
    • .....

      Mr. BigglesworthMr. BigglesworthOy oldin
  • Stand up is the answer

    John QuinnJohn QuinnOy oldin
  • Tommy delivers like a pro

    David LionheartDavid LionheartOy oldin
  • Awesome... pm me on FB if you ever play in Duluth :p Great show.

    Ronald GunsolusRonald GunsolusOy oldin
  • Hes like Mary Mack's brother lol

    Bob ThompsonBob ThompsonOy oldin
  • I think he's so funny Ive looked for more of his videos none found anyone know how to see more?

    Ginger HerbertGinger HerbertOy oldin
  • Funny lead ups. Comfortable to listen to. You know it's leading to something expected or not..

    Rene' WarrenRene' WarrenOy oldin
  • I broke my ankle a few years ago when I was at work in the bookstore I managed and there was only one customer in the store. She called 911 for me and then I asked her to help me take my shoe off because I didn’t want the paramedics to cut my shoe off. When the paramedics got to the store, they asked why my shoe was off and even though they weren’t happy that I had taken it off, they did admit that they would have cut it off instead of untying it and removing it. I was so glad I made that decision since it still have those shoes 6 years later and love them.

    Fr. Jeremiah CaughranFr. Jeremiah CaughranOy oldin
  • Flippin hilarious lol.

    Blount FarmsBlount FarmsOy oldin
  • The river activating really got me! Hilarious dude!

    mdaniel2010mdaniel2010Oy oldin
    • @Fuzzy Simpleton I did too! Hahaha

      mdaniel2010mdaniel2010Oy oldin
    • What makes it even funnier is that it’s actually true! I looked up the website.

      Fuzzy SimpletonFuzzy SimpletonOy oldin
  • It’s nice to hear intelligent original material 🙂

    kingsxkidskingsxkidsOy oldin
  • Scissors. They make your coupon clippin so much easier.

    avril ravenavril ravenOy oldin
  • Masks PROTECT YOU THE WEARER plus everyone around you!

    Roger SledzRoger SledzOy oldin
  • What a Great way to end my birthday! I love this guy, great voice! The awkward store story with the sock fell out I died laughing and it is a 12 o'clock at night I should be quiet!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

    Liz DeStefanoLiz DeStefanoOy oldin
  • funny

    Argyle WintersArgyle WintersOy oldin
  • This dude is the kind of person where, from far away, you can't tell if it's a nerdy young man or a middle aged lesbian, and up close, you still can't tell.

    Missy DeyoMissy DeyoOy oldin
    • Goodness - thats a hilarious comment!

      Anogoya DagaatiAnogoya DagaatiOy oldin
  • My mumu didn’t survive.... woke up inside a ct scanner! 😳🤯

    Jeri Lee FrenchJeri Lee FrenchOy oldin
  • Natural talent! I enjoyed this so much!

    Melissa WhiteheadMelissa WhiteheadOy oldin
  • Okay, maybe it was a mistake that I came here. I'm currently in horrific andominal pain. I thought I could come here and listen to a few jokes and restrain myself from laughing. I was wrong. I laughed throughout this. Just imagine the person that's popping pain relievers in between laughs. The first time, I got the pills in my mouth and grabbed my drink just as I busted out laughing and shot the pills out of my mouth. I had to pause the video and try again. This was well worth all the pain. What a brilliant comedian!

    SD SproatSD SproatOy oldin
  • Awesome! Love his stand up!😂

    JByepitsmeJByepitsmeOy oldin
  • Happy you are bringing awareness to activating rivers. I do similar things with ancient pyramids and sacred sites. Many people do similar things too!! Loved the special

    Douglas ButnerDouglas ButnerOy oldin
  • This happened to my teenaged son. Broke his collar bone playing touch football that devolved into tackling. He was wearing his favorite t-shirt. In the ER he was told that he would need to have the shirt cut off from his body. He resisted that idea, so the nurse said, "Fine. Just take the shirt off, then." My son couldn't, and the shirt was cut off. We did sew it back together but it had a Frankenstein-like appearance after that.

    Lance KazLance KazOy oldin
  • Omg. Your mom is a grid worker!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    M KM KOy oldin
  • He reminds me of the lobster bisque guy from Studio C

    JenJe StouderJenJe StouderOy oldin
  • He was hilarious.

    Liam HayLiam HayOy oldin
  • Anyone got the dog's IG handle?

    Kherlen ShinebayarKherlen ShinebayarOy oldin
  • I'm a biker, and my mother and I treat our animals like family. So, her "dog" was my little brother, so she bought him a biker jacket, shades, and a rag. 😎 A Chihuahua. I love my mother. I kept rats. My 1st was Odin. Rats are extremely intelligent. He potty trained himself so he could sleep with me and at 6 am I would take my meds every day. He learned this and started to wake me up himself and worked a food, cleaning, and bathroom break while I took my meds then he'd let me know when he was ready to come back. Had him almost 4yrs. Their lives are way too short. I was told it is because of the way they are bred, to make them friendlier. They make beautiful friends if you can handle the "5min" they're alive. Very loyal.

    Drtbag39Drtbag39Oy oldin
  • It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who has had a sock come out of my pants in public...

    pbkayakyerpbkayakyerOy oldin
    • @Weir Family oh noo

      fr0ggy Bfr0ggy B20 kun oldin
    • @fr0ggy B happened to me at mommy and me when my son was 3. So humiliating!

      Weir FamilyWeir Family20 kun oldin
    • Dryer sheets for me man.. 😅

      Mr. BigglesworthMr. BigglesworthOy oldin
    • @Michelle Andrews I've had underwear come out of my pant leg too 😂😂😂

      fr0ggy Bfr0ggy BOy oldin
    • I had a friend, many years ago, that came to work out of breath. She slept in and was running late 15 min into her shift I saw something coming out of her pant leg. I quietly commented so not to embarrass her in front if the customers. She bent down and pulled a pair of her underwear out of her pant leg.

      Michelle AndrewsMichelle AndrewsOy oldin
  • Call back king! Loved it.

    John O'HerronJohn O'HerronOy oldin
  • Jesus Christ is God.

    • There a time and a place. Like chaser?

      StanisStanisOy oldin
  • Encountered so many back-to-back commercial interruptions after 10:30, could not even hear the jokes and punch lines. Backing it up didn't help; just more ads. You Tube is really getting out of hand with this

    Jimi KelleyJimi KelleyOy oldin
    • Skip to the end. Then hit the replay button. No commercials.

      Nicholas KNicholas KOy oldin
    • Commercials? I didn't get any commercials. Going to the end, then tapping replay helped.

      E. M. Sturdivant GallieshawE. M. Sturdivant GallieshawOy oldin
  • Under rated. This guy is gold lol

    GuxxiGuxxi2 oy oldin
  • Hilarious

    Autumn RennerAutumn Renner2 oy oldin
  • Or you go to a college prep school and learn Skull, Clavicle, Petela, 3rd grade 😂 And then that same year your best friend breaks her collar bone... Just learned the bone term and bam friends is broken...the irony

    BVB Girl1313BVB Girl13132 oy oldin
  • My trypophobia is kicking in with the background

    Veronica ZinVeronica Zin2 oy oldin
  • Great stuff !

    Tamara RobertsTamara Roberts2 oy oldin
  • He is funny!!

    MariaMaria2 oy oldin
  • SO funny!

    TheWriterWalkerTheWriterWalker2 oy oldin
  • This guy has the best voice - he always sounds like he's happily drunk.

    Bonafide SlackerBonafide Slacker2 oy oldin
    • He sounds like Bart Simpson grew up.

      MetonicusMetonicusOy oldin
    • Or like he’s twelve

      Meishawn1374Meishawn1374Oy oldin
  • Took my kids to see you in La Crosse. Awesome!

    Kathleen CollinsKathleen Collins2 oy oldin
    • @Diane Mccarty Dry Bar Comedy is the best!

      Kathleen CollinsKathleen CollinsOy oldin
    • He is adorable e clean funny love the voice and so authentic

      Diane MccartyDiane MccartyOy oldin
  • It's funny how you can respond differently at different times. On this second watch "I'm on ponds now" flattened me completely. Very deft delivery. from a a wonderfully quirky cat.

    Avery Joycelyn Barakuda BlockAvery Joycelyn Barakuda Block2 oy oldin
  • He reminds me of Forrest Gump telling you something ( in a nice way of course )

    irishlockpickeririshlockpicker2 oy oldin
  • I saw that the video had nine commercials, and only listened for long enough to write this comment. Fxxk that.

    Orleans ArtistOrleans Artist2 oy oldin
    • You can skip to the end and hit repeat and the commercials won't play anymore.

      Im Watching YouIm Watching You2 oy oldin
  • I cut my thumb once and went to er thinking I needed stitches but it was very busy and after a few hours of waiting It clotted and decided I would be ok without stitches so I told the lady to take me off the list I was going to go home and I would be OK without stitches she insisted they put a butterfly bandaid on it to keep it from reopening. The nurse came out into waiting room used a achol pad to clean it the put two little bandaid on it and I left my mother got a bill a few weeks later for $600.00 dollars from the hospital. Gotta love our Healthcare system in America.

    d ald al2 oy oldin
    • @jonathan knowles that happens more in America

      HarleyHarley28 kun oldin
    • @Dennis Palmerthe reason I don't like the idea of socialized medicine is because the idea of dying while on a waiting list for a surgical procedure doesn't appeal to me.

      jonathan knowlesjonathan knowlesOy oldin
    • @Dennis Palmer this is why most Americans like me dont bother with health insurance! And it's actually because of Big Pharma and because America has twice as many vs any other country but mostly the corrupt politicians and Big Pharma! I paid for insurance and my insurance doesn't covered medication or my trips to the chiropractor! I pay out of pocket! I did use my job insurance but It taken out of my pay check of course but I never use it sometime it feels like a Huge waste

      Liz DeStefanoLiz DeStefanoOy oldin
    • This is why I’m so glad I live in Canada. Socialized medicine have no idea why Americans are so afraid of it.

      Dennis PalmerDennis PalmerOy oldin
    • You should 100% fight that. You didn’t even see a doctor

      MsDomomuffinMsDomomuffinOy oldin
  • This guy is FUNNY!

    Barbara TBarbara T2 oy oldin
  • I thoroughly enjoyed this comedy show

    StevenSteven2 oy oldin
  • P

    Joyce HeiseyJoyce Heisey2 oy oldin
  • This guy is good! Great jokes! Absolutely funny! 🤣

    Edward WicksEdward Wicks2 oy oldin
  • This dude is awesome 🤣🤣👍🤙👍

    Only The Strong fight the good fightOnly The Strong fight the good fight2 oy oldin
  • But As Always, UPVOTE 🛹✨

    2QIK4U GAMES -2QIK4U GAMES -2 oy oldin
  • Love this channel i rely on it for my Sanity since they killed Comedy.. PLEASE SHOW NEW SHOWS, FOR AM ENTIRE YEAR YOU'VE BEEN REPEATING OLD SHOWS.. If you have nothing new Please show all your oldest Original ones or something not from last 2 year's please guys, Seen everything you put up for months now

    2QIK4U GAMES -2QIK4U GAMES -2 oy oldin
  • Yes! Love this guy's delivery!

    Dream State FilmsDream State Films2 oy oldin
  • Too funny

    DachdogDachdog2 oy oldin
  • It's so funny, I have been de-activating rivers for years. *spolier* with urine

    mk7613 heliotrope incmk7613 heliotrope inc2 oy oldin
    • When you come out with a show im there 🤪

      Stacy LargeStacy LargeOy oldin
  • I like his shirt just leave out the ty

    T CavesT Caves2 oy oldin
  • My lab I can’t swim. She is terrified of water.

    Kitty Has FangsKitty Has Fangs2 oy oldin
  • I like his cardigan.

    Jam48Jam482 oy oldin
  • 3:26 same i-

    Liliane AuzaLiliane Auza2 oy oldin
  • Hillarious. Sent link to all my family.

    Sas QuatchSas Quatch2 oy oldin
  • Loved it. Great comedy all the way around!

    Ctrl Shift NCtrl Shift N2 oy oldin
  • This is not new

    Rick CadyRick Cady2 oy oldin
    • It’s okay. I had not seen before. Loved it!!😂🤣

      DeAnne McCartyDeAnne McCarty2 oy oldin
  • So funny!!!!

    New GrandmaNew Grandma2 oy oldin
  • Thats a chick

    DucklesworthDucklesworth2 oy oldin
  • Well done, Sir... from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle, lol.

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 oy oldin
  • I thoroughly enjoyed this set! Thank you, Tommy and Dry Bar!

    ViewerAnnaViewerAnna2 oy oldin
  • I needed these laughs. Great show!

    Taharkah XTaharkah X2 oy oldin
  • Hey Dry Bar - if you're going to claim to be uploading the "Full Special," then actually do it and stop cutting them together. Been a thing for a while now; and this is a re-upload of an older one. Stop trying to double-dip!

    Matt JohnsonMatt Johnson2 oy oldin
    • @Dachdog Except they were doing that long before this whole mess. Dishonesty is dishonesty, pandemic or no.

      Matt JohnsonMatt Johnson2 oy oldin
    • It is a pandemic. Let it go.

      DachdogDachdog2 oy oldin
    • Chill

      Karsten CooperKarsten Cooper2 oy oldin
  • Medically speaking, in the ED or otherwise, they can do more collateral damage if the Med team moves the body to remove the clothes; thus, cutting the clothes off is better for the patient. Just saying... ⚘🙏♥️🙏⚘

    Major Old Lady aka, MomMajor Old Lady aka, Mom2 oy oldin
  • snore.

    em1o smurfem1o smurf2 oy oldin
  • Arts and crafts with the coupons at the grocery store. lol. I have a friend with Alzheimer's disease that uses coupons for everything. She's a cutie!

    Dawn LapkaDawn Lapka2 oy oldin
  • When I heard him say he's also Minnesotan: *internally screams*

    ihitmyheadtoomuchihitmyheadtoomuch2 oy oldin
  • Reupload?

    Ryota AraiRyota Arai2 oy oldin
  • Super funny guy.

    Mary Lou MonheimMary Lou Monheim2 oy oldin
  • ♥️👏😆

    Tom ArchibaldTom Archibald2 oy oldin
  • Visceral crying in the livingroom. "Is she playing clarinet without me??? I gotta jam!" I died! Lmao! 😆🤣😂

    Michelle TateMichelle Tate2 oy oldin
  • Give it time. Needs refinement. Not too bad.

    Nothing to see here, move alongNothing to see here, move along2 oy oldin
  • I feel like this has definitely been posted before🤔

    Nancy HernandezNancy Hernandez2 oy oldin
    • It is a pandemic

      DachdogDachdog2 oy oldin
    • It was...and I laughed a lot then as well.

      Sas QuatchSas Quatch2 oy oldin
    • Because it was posted a year ago

      Rick CadyRick Cady2 oy oldin
    • Me too

      do it all never know it alldo it all never know it all2 oy oldin
  • 38:25 "exBerts" wtf hahahha

    borednowborednow2 oy oldin
  • The spoilers at the beginning are stupid. Comics work hard to do buildups, do you know better than them?

    Mike SMike S2 oy oldin
    • ANYWAY.... I agree. The spoilers are stupid.

      nuaru100nuaru10018 kun oldin
    • @Vincent Beers looked this up lol. Vincent is correct! Thank you.

      Weir FamilyWeir Family20 kun oldin
    • A comic is a comedian, not all comedians are comics. You have it backwards.

      Vincent BeersVincent BeersOy oldin
    • @Gabe Stein Actually he’s a comic unless he does like Some kind of improv or sketch comedy. But smh at the fact you felt the need to correct him when they’re used interchangeably often...

      _ Saltii_ SaltiiOy oldin
    • *comedians

      Gabe SteinGabe SteinOy oldin
  • Great stuff - well done...

    BoldCautionProductionsBoldCautionProductions2 oy oldin
  • He reminds me of the kid in brave little toaster...but grown up.

    AdorianAdorian2 oy oldin
    • I love that movie! 😊

      Scrambles the Death DealerScrambles the Death Dealer2 oy oldin
  • There've been a few times I've brought patients into ERs where the staff LOVE to cut clothes off. They don't ask, they just do. Tommy lucked out in that they only cut his Tshirt. Btw, $900 covers the visit, assessment, treatment... but mostly the Xray to find out the clavicle was broken at all! (And that nothing else was, like his skull or ribs, and no damage to the lungs or heart.)

    Red TRed T2 oy oldin
    • @Katie Drew Oh no.... they didn't cut the patch, did they? Was there a patch? We had it drilled into us to NOT cut the patch, and I knew that anyway from being on two wheels.

      Red TRed T2 oy oldin
    • I am *that* nurse! ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ ✂️

      Susan BrennanSusan Brennan2 oy oldin
    • Red T The 2 times I was escorted to an ER-ambulance,I was wearing a leather motorcycle jacket, they might have asked if they could cut it off,don't remember.

      Katie DrewKatie Drew2 oy oldin
  • Great! Absolutely funny!!!

    Marni ParniMarni Parni2 oy oldin
  • Senior citizen rat😂😂😂😂😂😂

    sethunya leeposethunya leepo2 oy oldin
  • Great comic but you can tell he takes different comics premises

    Amar SmithAmar Smith2 oy oldin
  • Hilarious!

    Carol KowisCarol Kowis2 oy oldin