Truck Stops Are The Mecca of the Dark Arts | Theo Von and A Female Trucker

20-Noy, 2020
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    Theo VonTheo VonOy oldin
  • Fake shit husband trick--Theo said it like he's encountered that before.

    conan77conan772 kun oldin
  • Walking ashtray

    IloveBaklavaIloveBaklava3 kun oldin
  • Someone answer the question 🤣

    Pedro DomingoPedro Domingo10 kun oldin
  • Ive snorted no dose before It's like a poor man's Coke lol

    Eratik_oz_soloEratik_oz_solo11 kun oldin
  • Great podcast of Theo and his mom.

    bocandecobocandeco13 kun oldin
  • shes awesome, so refreshing to listen to real people and not silverspoon celebrities

    mattgotsskillmattgotsskill17 kun oldin
  • There's a Milli Vanilli reject at every truck stop. Girl you know it's true!

    Jamie JohnsonJamie Johnson28 kun oldin
  • I’d hit it

    IKEA thottyIKEA thottyOy oldin
  • Liked the video before it even started. The title alone deserves an insta like

    BrandonBrandonOy oldin
  • If you had $1200 right now, what would you do with it?

    Phil SpectorrPhil SpectorrOy oldin
  • so there is no security or police presence in this wild west of a truck stop

    Fatelvis2Fatelvis2Oy oldin
  • Trucking should be a decent job to have but these tales says otherwise....y so seedy? Y so indecent? Y so eff’d up?,...thats life, aint it?...

    Sam DeezSam DeezOy oldin
  • Glad to see Theo was able to reconnect with his mom.

    Rob WeidermanRob WeidermanOy oldin
  • I'm a black dude and I wanna marry this REAL lady. I'm sorry that a black man tried to take advantage of her. She's a real hardworking woman and deserves to be treated like one. She's not hard on the eyes and despite the comments about her being a heavy smoker; any man would be blessed to have such a down to earth woman like her in their life. I wish that I could take her out and buy her as many drinks as she can handle and dinner with a movie. No strings attached, and no sexual expectations. Just because she's classy and well traveled enough to be treated with such respect.

    Partical SayianPartical SayianOy oldin
  • She got that Joey Diaz laugh

    V DV DOy oldin
  • Gun up

    Chris OChris OOy oldin
  • You know Theo tapped that!

    Rufus DufusRufus DufusOy oldin
  • I used to drive back and forth to and from my grandparents 250miles and had been using the same stop since I was a kid so I was very comfortable there and one night my mom was driving and I went to smoke weed while the kids went to pee and stretch and I went behind the bathrooms and there was a weird guy there and he got scared and was just like " why r u back here? " I said checking. He was irritated and then threatened me, well this chick already had seen him creeping and she lived up the road and she came back with a gun and so this guys just walking slowly towards me talking about weird shit speaking tongues and this lady with a gun comes up screaming at him and told us what happened and she held him at gunpoint and said he was in the women's bathroom and she caught him positioning himself in blindspots and shit and the nearest cop was not near so she took it into her own hands lol never treated stops like playgrounds or rest areas again and I carry a gun on me and we secure the area before going in, making sure no vehicles are hiding at night in a snatching position. We don't fuck around anymore my moms got her gun ready and I got mine and we go one at a time and so the doors always got a gun ready and we yell CLEAR when we go in and nobody is inside and if anyone comes in after us we listen for yells and are ready to storm in or cut off exits and well u know basic shit but we stay safe cause we have family in the fbi and law enforcement and we hear fucked up shit nobody hears on the news nobody realizes the hundreds of thousands of victims and how human trafficking works and how in the open a snatching can be and quick but I let my guard down and now I don't smoke weed cause I rather have a gun then weed lol unless we have the entire family going then I can chill and let my family be the armed ones and I can get stoned lol and this guy with a gun trying to join my mom on a hike and telling my mom she's gorgeous and shit and started walking with us, we pretended our group was behind us and we ran off trail and we were out there past dark, phone died as soon as we got back to the car and without a light weda been fucked and so my hippy ass went right down and got training and ccw and a glock and now I carry a gun lmao 🤣 fucking creeps have guns i need one out there too..

    ColbiGLColbiGLOy oldin
  • Theo is great at just relaxing and creating a dialogue that is interchangeable with his guest. I mean she's funny & I want to see another interview with her.

    Lil DaddyKKLil DaddyKKOy oldin
  • Think theo got him sum to get over his home sickness?

    Scott SwiftScott SwiftOy oldin
  • And she's only 25.

    G MG MOy oldin
  • Did she just mansplane

    Bo ElliottBo ElliottOy oldin
  • Come to Johnston County, NC. This is 3/4 of the women here

    ShmoShmoOy oldin
  • I hope they scraped the pieces of lung off of the microphone after she left.

    Daniel LexowDaniel LexowOy oldin
  • french risk

    Nick ShapiroNick ShapiroOy oldin
  • Did Joey Diaz transition?

    Ashley SAshley SOy oldin
  • Literally all my family from out of Miami and 90% of my uncles are truck drivers or farmers but all of them are wholesomes yeah they make some racist joke but they’re not racist at all they just give you that tough love. there is different levels of craziness in Florida and the south in general

  • Girls: I don't care what anyone tells you, buy a gun. Take an NRA certified training course. They have female instructors if it makes you feel more comfortable. Train. Keep the gun on you, not in your purse, not in your glove compartment, on your hip. If you feel like someone's casing you, like in this clip, text the cops right away. Never let anyone make you feel like you can't defend yourself. No matter how tough someone seems to be, you shoot them in the nuts they'll calm down real quick. Buy a gun. Train.

    OgrematicOgrematicOy oldin
  • She's got that Typhoid Laugh - like a deep burbling of mucus in the bottom of her lungs BUT - she's definitely got GUTS as a lone female trucker. I hope she bought a gun after initially getting messed with by the truck stop psychopaths.

    Carl JacobsonCarl JacobsonOy oldin
  • I found a good amount of money in a kohl's dressing room once and took it to the service desk. Sure enough a panicked mom came up looking for her money. Turns out it was everything she had for buying back to school clothes and the whole shebang. So I'm glad I did return it.

    Rachel AustinRachel AustinOy oldin
    • Your a sweetheart. Good for you

      joshua7878joshua7878Oy oldin
  • 03:58 Damn! The fake-shit husband trick

    Nicolás Alejandro MedinaNicolás Alejandro MedinaOy oldin
  • "Milli vanilli reject"

    RyanRyanOy oldin
  • I love the fact that the skinny jeans that come here to look down their nose at this lady know that she could whip all their asses at the same time.

    Tyrannosaurus_STFU the IIITyrannosaurus_STFU the IIIOy oldin
  • Hope she can quit the tobacco ... pretty hilarious

    jv3331jv3331Oy oldin
  • Vernors gang gang!!!!

    Alex JeffriesAlex JeffriesOy oldin
  • You can blame True Detective for that.

    Maxwell ScottMaxwell ScottOy oldin
  • A milli vanilli reject I about spit my drink out 😂

    Smoove FitSmoove FitOy oldin
  • Is that a Vernors ginger ale? Diet?

    John PlainJohn PlainOy oldin
  • Extremely underrated dark art: cardboard box window coverings

    david leedavid leeOy oldin

    chiefred4chiefred4Oy oldin
  • She gots joeys laugh

    954 Drop em954 Drop emOy oldin
  • Theo interviewing interesting people 👍🏼

    Marcos SantanaMarcos SantanaOy oldin
  • Why does Theo have a trucker lady on his podcast 😂😂

    jay beejay beeOy oldin
  • I fuckin' love this lady. She rules!

    Tara WhiteTara WhiteOy oldin
  • "If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue. Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch." with these common folk podcasts Theo really lives the lines of Rudyard Kipling.

    Christian HendriksenChristian HendriksenOy oldin
    • brilliantly put.

      Cyrus FitchCyrus FitchOy oldin
  • Word to Mili Vanilli

    Justin NardineJustin NardineOy oldin
  • And also a great reason for our right to protect our selves with firearms.. Stay safe stay armed! Avoid the truck stops haha

    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerJacob Harrington -CoCorKillerOy oldin
  • Shes seen some shit done some shit.. Bet she was a fireball back in the day bahaha real sloots

    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerJacob Harrington -CoCorKillerOy oldin
  • I'm a truck driver man, I always wondered if u would bring a trucker on. Wtf lol I live like 20 mins from Florence, SC lol

    RedRumAhabRedRumAhabOy oldin
  • Hey Theo. Who knew normal people in normal jobs were this interesting right? Almost like we can relate. More of this brother.

    SkyMarshall ArtsSkyMarshall ArtsOy oldin
  • ...rape whistle?...let's have a rape gun...or a rape knife for those pesky states...

    Quicoboy ReynaQuicoboy ReynaOy oldin
  • I wonder 15 to 20 years agp what this lady looked like

    Heisenberg 2420Heisenberg 2420Oy oldin
  • Be careful 😂😂😂😂 killed me - have her back !!!

    Scott WallaceScott WallaceOy oldin
  • gang gang ✌🏼

    patrick robertsonpatrick robertsonOy oldin
  • A lot of people are have good senses of humor. 😄. She called him a Milli Vanilli reject.

    John SellasJohn SellasOy oldin
  • Theo n her is like rogan and Joey Diaz 😂

    David DelatejaDavid DelatejaOy oldin
  • She is fascinating, great story teller and has so much stories

    Mr 3 MachineMr 3 MachineOy oldin
  • The looks like such a liar.

    Josh ShawJosh ShawOy oldin
  • Merica

    Justin BowermasterJustin BowermasterOy oldin
  • Theos mom?

    Tiger DragonTiger DragonOy oldin
  • Is it me or are most of the celebrity guests less interesting than the working class guests Theo brings on?

    Lucas DuffieldLucas DuffieldOy oldin
    • Ya people are getting tired of the fake celeb personalities

      Aquatic HighsAquatic HighsOy oldin
    • Slightly agree. I think most people are sick of comedians going on each others podcasts. It's much better when only one person is trying to be funny.

      Spooky LaundrySpooky LaundryOy oldin
  • More regular interesting folks on the show theo. These episodes are pretty dope

    TridentLionTridentLionOy oldin
  • Trucker wisdom, never trust a puddle at a truck stop period. honestly though truck stops are for the most part safe good places to Park and rest as long as you can find a spot. Most companies in other drivers would tell you truck stops to avoid because of crime rates i and solicitation. For the most part I've never really seen anything to crazy out there but only just got back in it last year. It is crazy though how well you can hide behind a fairing which makes it all the more scary in my opinion for female drivers walking to and from their trucks at night. I'm 6 ft tall 400 lb and can completely hide simply by stepping behind a firing. Best thing truckers can do is keep their head up eyes open and pay attention.

    Steven BrownSteven BrownOy oldin
  • What a cool lady!

    borderm3borderm3Oy oldin
  • We need more of her !!

    909BigDawg909BigDawgOy oldin
  • I love the trucker lady 😂 she just seems to flow with Theo in her own way

    JEM 1218JEM 1218Oy oldin
  • “a lot of guys with dreadlocks use them to tie you down” bro I’m in tears 😭😭

    Isaiah McculoughIsaiah McculoughOy oldin
  • Thats theo’s mom

    Jake HoytJake HoytOy oldin
  • She was drivin outta Omaha, Werner treats there drivers like shit

    alexharrisfishingalexharrisfishingOy oldin
  • She sounds like she should have Theo's haircut.

    Jon GriggsJon GriggsOy oldin
    • Lol that was fucking hilarious

      Kenneth GaffordKenneth GaffordOy oldin
  • Ahhh bro I literally went "uuggghjhhh" out loud when you said you lost your cash cause I've done that and know how much that hurts

    Mr InfinitemonkeycageMr InfinitemonkeycageOy oldin
  • There was nothing about the dart arts. A question was asked about it but nothing was said of dark arts.

    rorshakksrorshakksOy oldin
  • So good!! Gang

    Nick OwensNick OwensOy oldin
  • Theo, I love how respectful you are to everyone. So glad your sober. I have 28 years sobriety. It just gets better, I promise!

    Viviana SongViviana SongOy oldin
  • Ha! This is so good, I have come back three dang times!

    Viviana SongViviana SongOy oldin
  • I use to pimp a girl out at a truck stop

    Kentucky Bear ArmsKentucky Bear ArmsOy oldin
    • That's awful.......Awful damn funny! There's lots of dope whores where I'm from. You could make a killing here!

      DårK ŠøûłDårK ŠøûłOy oldin
  • She a kool ass guest! 😂 her laugh reminds me of uncle joeys maybe that’s why I like her hahah

    Pinpon_munecoPinpon_munecoOy oldin
  • I swear I’ve seen her driving thru Lake Station IN where I live.

    Uncle KyleUncle KyleOy oldin
  • I haven't even heard her yet and I know what she sounds like

    adgee3adgee3Oy oldin
  • West Memphis and Albuquerque pilot/flying J's are a couple dark art meccas. I parked in West Memphis and had two lot lizards and a guy trying to sell me a flat screen hit me up within 15 minutes during the middle of the day

    Ryan HoughtonRyan HoughtonOy oldin
  • Oh shit the work out rope got me😂😂😂

    Atyus RigginsAtyus RigginsOy oldin
  • I dig this lady

    Gert B. FrobeGert B. FrobeOy oldin
  • I do not like anybody with dreadlocks. Weirdos.

    Jay StrockJay StrockOy oldin
    • I dont like anyone who wears a trucker cap and glasses like sex offender

      MannyJazzcatsMannyJazzcatsOy oldin
  • Keep on keeping on

    Chríss MChríss M2 oy oldin
  • God, I hope she has a gun now. Just blast fools and ask questions later.

    jctai100jctai1002 oy oldin
  • She reminds me of going to the smoke filled bowling alleys as a kid or going to a Sizzler in the 80's and being asked "Smoking or non-smoking?" 'Member dat!?

    MalisDaddyMalisDaddy2 oy oldin
    • Sizzler,yes

      Andrew smithAndrew smithOy oldin
    • I miss those days.. lol

      Dave Smiling CoyoteDave Smiling CoyoteOy oldin
    • Oooooo I ‘member

      thatguy 00thatguy 00Oy oldin
    • She's the kinda gal to hold her beer and cig in the same hand

      What about the Server?What about the Server?Oy oldin
  • Theo's ability to keep a straight face when he's doing a bit is top notch.

    JesteredJestered2 oy oldin
  • Finally somebody with a normal accent.

    Big CreamBig Cream2 oy oldin
  • Young Theo drinking that Motor City nectar of the Gods (Diet Vernors). Detroit, wher the weak are killed and eaten

    Sean SchmidtSean Schmidt2 oy oldin
  • She is HOT!

    Sanford GraySanford Gray2 oy oldin
  • Where did your money fall ?

    Paolo PirrottaPaolo Pirrotta2 oy oldin
  • 6:12 I love it

    WaakikiTheGoatWaakikiTheGoat2 oy oldin
  • Theo's white guilt wanted so badly for the black guy to be the hero of the story 😂

    Utopia FailUtopia Fail2 oy oldin
    • Lmaooo but it turned out he was the most dangerous 😂

      Tracey WhaleyTracey WhaleyOy oldin
    • Right? 😂 I felt how hard Theo felt that - Then I felt how freaking terrified this woman was when dude turned out to be legit rapey af!

      Taryn MorvilloTaryn Morvillo2 oy oldin
  • The video was okay.., looking for the way better one.

    Chance GrayChance Gray2 oy oldin
  • So lemme get this straight Theo, u got out of ur car to sleep in a truck stop lobby with ur cash on u? Why not just sleep in ur car?

    Mush RoomMush Room2 oy oldin
  • 6:15 “These are long enough you could use em as lassholes.”

    Travis TidwellTravis Tidwell2 oy oldin
  • I grew up in Tennessee and I met 1,000,000 women like this growing up.

    Creepy DingusCreepy Dingus2 oy oldin
    • unfortunately they exist

      w00dyw00dyOy oldin
    • Kentucky, same. I’m related to like 3 of her

      Andy CockrumAndy CockrumOy oldin
    • I grew up behind the Hwy 48 truck stop right off the Dickson exit about 30 miles SW of Nashville.. These are good people.

      Tyrannosaurus_STFU the IIITyrannosaurus_STFU the IIIOy oldin
    • NC, same. Lol

      Zachary HarrisZachary HarrisOy oldin
    • Virginia here, me too!

      DårK ŠøûłDårK ŠøûłOy oldin
  • 6:08 nah bro my workout different 😂😂😂

    Taco SlurpeesTaco Slurpees2 oy oldin
  • This lane Theo going down with normal people w interesting 9-5s is a HITTTTTERRR

    Smoove GutierrezSmoove Gutierrez2 oy oldin
    • @DiamondSkye I was being facetious, like 9‐5 would be nice, more like 530 to 430.. not that I'm complaining, I chose it..

      Jack BakerJack Baker26 kun oldin
    • @Jack Baker Most likely because truckers don't exactly do a 9-5. There is a lot of them, but there are also more that do more than that as well. Truck driving isn't exactly a "hourly" in the normal sense of the meaning.

      DiamondSkyeDiamondSkye28 kun oldin
    • @MadMachinist5.9 yeah, whats that?

      Jack BakerJack BakerOy oldin
    • I always thought Joe Rogan should’ve done this and named the episodes “Average Joe”

      Michael ScottMichael ScottOy oldin
    • nah.

      w00dyw00dyOy oldin