Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-21

8-Yan, 2021
179 530 Ko‘rishlar soni

Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.
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I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had.
I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.

  • His politics are so different now, it’s jarring. He was all about population control, now it’s “wEaR yOuR mAsKs”. Ol’ billy fullofshit burr.

    Alex ScottAlex Scott3 kun oldin
  • That buffalo guy is military. He was a distraction for his team to steal Pelosi lap top.

    Luke Shaw's DaddyLuke Shaw's Daddy6 kun oldin
  • What an incredible open

    Brando AlbergaBrando Alberga6 kun oldin
  • Ohyeah cricket definitely has drinking it's a British sport of course it has drinking is basically a week long booze-up. It's actually a very nice experience They often have the in lovely countries like Sri Lanka

    Skye BatesSkye Bates7 kun oldin
  • This is inspired! You two are fantastic!

    M C TonraM C Tonra8 kun oldin
  • This was excellent.

    mastermill79mastermill798 kun oldin
  • One day we're going to wake up and realize the National Guard was called in because some blue collar guy sat in Nancy's chair and put his dirty feet on her desk. Can you imagine the military response if that guy had eaten her ice cream?

    Florida DadFlorida Dad8 kun oldin
  • I searched the Gina "Bronco" Bouza story and it looks like it's a fake story...

    SokratesSokrates8 kun oldin
  • tbh I think Bill went a bit far with the girl and the tampon at the end there. Yeah it's disguising and she should've gotten rid of it if she knew she was gonna have sex but I wouldn't say she's a pig and the guy should never see her again if he liked her for so long, I'd at least give it another shot and if she does it again bring it up to her and tell her you're uncomfortable, and see how it goes.

    PentamiclePentamicle8 kun oldin
  • Yeah, don't blame but Bill for ignoring these morons at the beginning.

    Daniel GarciaDaniel Garcia8 kun oldin
  • Whats wrong with this country is that there aren't more people like Bill.

    maxpowermaxpower8 kun oldin
  • epic beginning

    dali-gabriel duboisdali-gabriel dubois8 kun oldin
  • Anyone who is a “political analyst” is generally an idiot. These shows with talking heads are rarely good. There are a few guests you should listen to. Chuck Rosenberg, Preet Bharara, Sanjay Gupta, Laura Coates, Maya Wiley, Joyce Vance....they generally don’t go off in the weeds. You can find some good sources on TV, you just have to be picky.

    M MacM Mac9 kun oldin
  • 31:45 Hahaha!!!!

    Andy TroyAndy Troy9 kun oldin
  • Both sides are at fault, yeah EXCEPT for the one side that _actually_ perpetuated a lie that a free and fair and legitimate election was not only stolen but that there was a way to take it back by whatever means necessary. Ya know, I stole a pen from the bank I guess that makes me just as guilty as the Nazis during the Holocaust...

    Michael BryantMichael Bryant9 kun oldin
  • We should take a poll. Blood or poop?

    Terri PerryTerri Perry9 kun oldin
  • Vai-ohm and bi-ohm

    The Love From Up AboveThe Love From Up Above9 kun oldin
  • You had to breathe all over her... now she's gone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Zer-0-Zer-0-9 kun oldin
  • Also go listen to phat rabbit by ludacris. Remember that one? Awesome

    Terri PerryTerri Perry10 kun oldin
  • I'm confused about the UZworld version of these podcasts. Is it one new one and a replay of an old one? He says goodbye and a new podcast starts sometimes

    Terri PerryTerri Perry10 kun oldin
  • Politics: It's why Bill's marriage isn't illegal, and why he hasn't been blacklisted for marying an African-American. "Both-sidesism" is lazy and cowardly. Think of all the time I will save not wasting time on Burr's podcasts.

    chuck1prillamanchuck1prillaman10 kun oldin
  • I like middle of the road Burr that rips everyone's butts for being stupid.

    Thomas O'TooleThomas O'Toole10 kun oldin
  • The Miami Heat bought those uniforms back in 1990 at a souvenir shop on Venice Beach. ($5 each)

    chuck1prillamanchuck1prillaman10 kun oldin
  • Nice pivot in the paint at the beginning there Billy 😂

    Jason WoolumJason Woolum10 kun oldin
  • 2013

    Bobo The ClownBobo The Clown10 kun oldin
  • The plausible ketchup traditionally watch because michelle hepatosplenomegaly ruin but a courageous crawdad. spooky, weak philippines

    Jarrett MutterJarrett Mutter10 kun oldin
  • I love you Bill. You are now the voice in my head. When I am doing something right, I here you saying. “Looks like I’m doing it!”.. from one of your driving around LA tours... thank you for being the new voice in my head. I fucken love you man.

    Cassandra KastaneasCassandra Kastaneas10 kun oldin
  • Bill would be proud. I don't go the Fox News or CNN for my news... I come right here.

    SonicDanglesSonicDangles10 kun oldin
  • Yep. Every Gary Oldman movie make me alive! My fav actor. And yeah. Im music and. Old movies.. But i drew the line finding myself searching for outsiders and pretty in pink. Lol So.. I started looking up history. Amendments.. Anyway. Great podcast

    Yana SungarYana Sungar10 kun oldin
  • Baskeyat basquiat.

    Yana SungarYana Sungar10 kun oldin
  • Omg. You said " That's WHY. .. You guys r like sports fans...That's why...lose myself in old movies" Para quoting...but when u said that i THOUGHT " holy Shit! Thats why i fucking binge watched kobra kai and f is for family?????!!!! Back in 80s amd re escaped to shitshow my parents ignored WHEN IT HAPPENED THEN!!" BUT WORSE. IM ALL SINGING SOUNDTRACK TO KOBRA KAI...

    Yana SungarYana Sungar10 kun oldin
  • Lol im a Mexican and imma get so much white punana

    Old SchoolOld School10 kun oldin
  • HahHAaaa this girls a war pig 🤣

    Peace ☮Peace ☮10 kun oldin
  • I fucking cried when he read the Viome ad.

    Jose RecioJose Recio10 kun oldin
  • Bill is happy for the guy who invaded the capitol and made the nation look like clowns?

    SuperLordHawHawSuperLordHawHaw10 kun oldin
  • Sad you aren’t vegan.

    Christian PietteChristian Piette10 kun oldin
  • I was curious about Viome and read about it. The glowing reviews online seem to be from people who are most likely paid to shill for it. From my research it looks like a shady company that overcharges people and hopes you don't notice, or simply ignores you after you've paid. They apparently also change your gut microbiome results without informing you. No thanks.

    Captain's CreaseCaptain's Crease10 kun oldin
  • More nia Please.....

    Daniel WalkerDaniel Walker10 kun oldin
  • Amen

    Dr. GonzoDr. Gonzo10 kun oldin
  • When did comedians become cable news anchors? Lame. Anyone know a good comedy podcast 'Not' parroting Cnn/Fox???

    Joe SmithJoe Smith10 kun oldin
    • 😐

      GabrielTMGabrielTM10 kun oldin
  • Just watched the Mandalorian. You did great man. Absolutely loved every moment.

    MikeOL CashenMikeOL Cashen10 kun oldin
  • Absolutely loved you in 'The Mandalorian' ol'chap! (yup, I'm a Brit) hope there will be a third season! Shine on that fellow!

    CocheseCochese10 kun oldin
  • The best part of Bill's podcasts are the ad reads where he calls out all the terrible ad writers.

    Friendly RaidFriendly Raid10 kun oldin
  • God I love you bill I think we are siblings from another mother.

    Carol Lee PirroCarol Lee Pirro10 kun oldin
  • Ehh I dunno man I never heard you say most protestors arent Antifa or w/e the fuck that is All year long But you seemed to rush to the defense of the Conservative Maybe they should just feel some guilt over what happened...

    mokeishmokeish10 kun oldin
  • 😂😂😂

    Kevin EKevin E11 kun oldin
  • Hey Bill maybe you should take your wife to a show on brode-way

    clint d'souzaclint d'souza11 kun oldin
  • In fairness, nothing important happens in the Capitol Building any more anyways....

    Kenneth TurnerKenneth Turner11 kun oldin
  • Bill been married for too long, starts out trying to do a doublespeak thing and ends up talking about matching uniform colors to the painted area of the court.

    tatwood93tatwood9311 kun oldin
  • Billy Red Bum is deadset right that’s it’s just like one-eyed sports fans, in fact it’s just as fucking stupid supporting a person as it is a sports team. At least with a sports team they are from your town or state and you follow them because of that.

    Dany’elDany’el11 kun oldin
  • Bill, we all want an audio recording of Nia making fun of you for wanting to take her to "The Broad".

    Mojave 702Mojave 70211 kun oldin
  • You are Awesome!!!! The News is responsible for the hate everywhere. I don't watch the so called News.

    zelva1961zelva196111 kun oldin
  • I’m with you honey. There’s not one person. Too many hands stirring the pot for a long time...

    Patricia EscovarPatricia Escovar11 kun oldin

  • I generally hate feminism, but I'm also anti slut-shaming. Or at least, I don't get why guys would slut-shame. I'm not very good at chatting up girls, so if any girls wanted to throw it at me I'd be grateful, and not be an asshole about it. In that guys case maybe she just really liked him, and didn't know how to approach him. maybe all she saw was dumb porn movies and thought that's how you do a first date. I dunno, but if you're offended that a girl wants to fuck you you're an idiot imo.

    Allied Atheist AllianceAllied Atheist Alliance11 kun oldin
  • “Lamar Johnson”

    Breezy Tha G.O.A.TBreezy Tha G.O.A.T11 kun oldin
  • I swear, the worst thing he's ever done is bring that dirt bag wife of his on the show. She's by far the worst part of the podcast.

    Disappointed In all of youDisappointed In all of you11 kun oldin
  • Bill Burr is too scared to say shit because he knows most of his fans are the same people who attempted the failed coup. I thought comedians weren't supposed to be afraid to make certain people uncomfortable? Coward.

    mossy croakmossy croak11 kun oldin
  • why on earth or any planet would you still be watching the nba Jesus Christ.

    yossarian1633yossarian163311 kun oldin
  • News didn't divide the country. Fascism did. And you're part of the problem in your refusal to acknowledge that. Way to act like that moron Rogan, though. I thought YOU were smarter than that.

    Matthew LawtonMatthew Lawton11 kun oldin
  • I don't envy the guy who opens those letters. I hope he's paid well.

    Federico NardoFederico Nardo11 kun oldin
  • This act of terrorism was always bound to happen once we got Trump. To anyone who still supports him, congratulations, you support a terrorist. Thus isn't about republicans are bad. Trump is a fascist and we voted him in. This is what we deserve for voting trump

    allibababooallibababoo11 kun oldin
  • If I listen to Bill in the morning, it means good day is ahead! Greetings from Czech Republic Good sir, hope you come over here one day, so I can go see you live!

    Jakub ValentaJakub Valenta11 kun oldin
  • The ads are amazing

    Micah HammonsMicah Hammons11 kun oldin
  • How do I write you for advice?

    alex etheredgealex etheredge11 kun oldin
  • Hey Bill, any plans to upload to Bit Chute at all?

    Oz NerfherderOz Nerfherder11 kun oldin
  • 🤔Me after listening to this podcast"Someone is gonna invent a fleshlight that looks like Madonna's beat up face now"🤣

    Yendor NosnilmotYendor Nosnilmot11 kun oldin
  • Bill, get real. You have to stop threading the needle and tell your fans what you know to be true. You sound ridiculous trying to pander by calling out CNN and Fox. I know you are smarter than this.

    Sam DSam D11 kun oldin
  • The dangers of Utopia are well-documented in HG Wells' The Time Machine and it's very enlightening. You would have no fire under your ass, so you want to grow, to educate yourself, to read, to study, etc... without all that you quickly become enslaved and easily controlled.

    Jonathan BermanJonathan Berman11 kun oldin
  • they're going to re-engineer the mosquito and EVERYTHING else. Why? Because they can. Dont try to fight it. In the long run they will fulfill the mosquitos job of thinning out the numbers.

    M VM V11 kun oldin
  • Lamar Johnson lol

    Michael BarjakMichael Barjak11 kun oldin
  • I love you man cause you are a good human. That way you said “it’s already delicious it’s already doing its job cant you let it walk around?”. It is just that nice link between, on one hand that native way of thinking where they apologize to the animal they kill and are grateful and thank it for its meat and all, ont the other hand street smart UZworld Wikipedia graduate common morons you and I and most of us are. In other words, your honesty helps us make practical sense of the nobeler concepts. Case in point, here you are advocating for animal life respect no biggie! I love you man. Assalamu 3alaykum!

    pooritechpooritech11 kun oldin
  • Bill’s constant pontificating about how the world is over populated really makes him sound like a moron. I know he hates people getting mad about some particular thing he says, but he’s just waaay off, and I wish he’d at least educate himself on this. He sounds like a teenager that read one book on a subject, and now thinks he’s an expert that got all the answers on the topic. It’s annoying cause it keeps bleeding into so much of what he talks about. There’s no such thing as “over population”, that’s a lefty fucking talking point for the environmental nutcases. When humans run into scarcity, or any other problem, that’s when they are forced to innovate a solution. If everything always stayed the same, we’d still be living in the Stone Age. I’m not even going to mention the reasoned religious arguments, cause I don’t want people claiming I’m arguing from a point of authority they don’t believe in.

    BiG BeARBiG BeAR11 kun oldin
  • I am tripping on the fact that he equated a fleshlight with the sarlac pit that ate Bobba Fett, and now years later he's on a show in a crew with Boba as a member......

    Thamur MachadoThamur Machado11 kun oldin
  • That bulls guy at the capital was drawn in a Simpsons episode not long ago 😂

    DeanDean11 kun oldin
  • “Doc I got a problem my dick is like a fat guy nodin off in coach....”🤣🤣🤣

    Peseti TukutauPeseti Tukutau11 kun oldin
  • Bill Burr is a goddamn genius... right up to the point he starts reading something.

    PaleVoyagerPaleVoyager11 kun oldin
  • Bill "I don't actually know what's going on so I'm just going to blame CNN and Fox and hope I sound impartial" Burr.

    Ladiesman1447Ladiesman144711 kun oldin
  • You really need to change the name of the podcast. It's never on time 😁

    michael hallmichael hall11 kun oldin
  • The captain plowin through the storm comment was gold, Billy.... GOLD.

    smorange7smorange711 kun oldin
  • Can i have bill burrs email? I have been emailing him for the past year and no replies

    123456789fudbal123456789fudbal11 kun oldin
  • That was a one and done for Viomi haha

    Brennan SpiceBrennan Spice11 kun oldin
  • Only here for the DC capitol take. I want more .of that and less Celtics.

    Kahler NygardKahler Nygard11 kun oldin
  • That's what a good comedian does in hard times, doesn't give us his political opinions or try to lecture us like his better than us. No! He makes us laugh.

    Vincent LanielVincent Laniel11 kun oldin
  • You're not wrong on your take on art. There's a book that's really great called 'Why Do We Like What We Like?' that is about research on such things. In it, there's a thread about a woman who had a painting that she kept on the wall in like a stairwell going down to her cellar she thought was ugly. She eventually finds out that it's a legit Pablo Picasso original. She immediately starts talking about how beautiful and perfect it is, and she moves it into her front room. They asked her if she only liked it because she knows its by Picasso now, and she was offended by the notion and insisted, strenuously, that she loved the painting for real, objective reasons and that it was evident to anyone that it was a near-masterpiece painting. The book is really fantastic. It also talks about why anyone in the media industry who says they're a 'tastemaker' or 'know what the public wants' are just full of shit morons trading myths. No one is a tastemaker. No one knows 'what the public wants.' And they prove it. It's not that hard to see why, but what movies, books, etc succeed or fail is purely and perfectly random. It's a coin flip. And it always will be. There is no way to predict it. There is no way to influence it. For every big-budget blockbuster there is a big-budget giant flop. Because the audience is different every time. You don't get to release to a set group of people you can learn the tastes of. If you perfectly predict one group, the next group will be completely different. The book lays out the statistical analysis that proves that even the CEOs of big publishing houses that people think are 'great' were just random. Most of their big successes were projects greenlit by their predecessors. 9 publishers said 'no' to JK Rowling when she was sending out Harry Potter. And there's nothing special about the one who said 'yes'. They didn't know anything better, they just got lucky. But its hard to build a career and become a bigwig executive by saying 'I think I can be lucky'. So they make up myths and stories about how they're awesome to get ahead. You see the same thing when channels like the Sci-Fi network switch to SyFy and show wrestling. They're not doing that by numbers. They're doing it because some asshole in a suit needs to 'shake things up' to justify his own existence. And whether it works or not is perfectly random. The whole media industry is a coin flipping game.

    Dustin RodriguezDustin Rodriguez11 kun oldin
  • Five to one baby, one in fiiiiive.

    John LynchJohn Lynch11 kun oldin
  • With the into I'm nodding my head... feeling this vibe... I hear the word "uniform" .... now I'm ready some interesting angle or overlooked group hug nuance that I was certain I'd be relate to perhaps... ...then the instant the word "Miami" reaches my ears it was like time stood still, and I'm thinking, to myself "but wait a second my head can't just separate like that... I have this I feel my head detach from my neck... well I guess body?? Body seemed weird but it's fine.... er at least it was before....?? I can't even tell now... Anyways the point is... my head felt like it... forget it shit .. I'm going to be muttering that bit to myself like a complete schizophrenic for a month at least lmao. Wow... all snickeringiand inappropriate... thanks dude

    Matthew RossMatthew Ross11 kun oldin
  • Science has made it entirely too easy for the stupid to live.

    James WilliamsJames Williams11 kun oldin
  • I'll tell ya what's going on Bill. You broke my heart. Fucking seriously! Watched literally 2 minutes of hosting SNL. I thought it was gonna be awesome. You came out wearing a mask and I thought you were going to set everyone straight. You fucking bought and sold out sell out. A guy who sees through all the bullshit turns coat. They bought you. Greatest compliment I ever got on my measly show was I was a cross between you and Dice Clay. How could you Man?! What did they have to pay you. I pity they now own your soul. Come on my show and explain yourself. I dare you. Oh well that will never happen, because now you are owned and handled. Rock on. Oh no, I mean dumb on! Pitiful......D~

    STAYTE of MIND with David StaySTAYTE of MIND with David Stay11 kun oldin
  • The ol’ bait n switch 😂 fuckin Miami!

    labradog86labradog8611 kun oldin
  • A+ intro

    Cesar HernandezCesar Hernandez11 kun oldin
  • "looks like that thing boba fett fell into and died in one of those space movies" lmao. oo bill how far you've come

    jaytrolljaytroll11 kun oldin
  • Anytime Bill talks about some shit his wife did. I swear to god, for half a second, i think its me talking.

    TheMadHatterTheMadHatter11 kun oldin
  • Viome, Bill you're a hypocrite.

    BarfingMonkeyBarfingMonkey11 kun oldin
  • I don’t think everyone’s riding a 2500 dollar peloton every day 😂

    Nick GallNick Gall11 kun oldin
  • It was so dangerous with those guys storming the capitol building during an election certification. You want to make light of it so you stay neutral and don’t lose any followers. Just like republican senators support Trumps actions so they don’t lose any republican votes. You’re the problem also. You need a backbone Bill. And once you get one, you can then shit on whatever news with entertainment you want. Because all you are is entertainment with news. Oh, big difference Mr. Enlightened One. There were guns drawn and people died you idiot. It’s not funny.

    Jonny BJonny B11 kun oldin
  • Haha you’re a fuckin weapon bud! Thank you

    Let’s get TropicalLet’s get Tropical11 kun oldin
  • well spoken sir!!!!!!!!

    avatar vallesavatar valles12 kun oldin
  • For a word on this crisis... we go to Ja Rule.

    Ralph BarnesRalph Barnes12 kun oldin
    • Where's Ja!?

      Thamur MachadoThamur Machado11 kun oldin
  • Dear Bill used to be my favorite guy. Your fired!!!! Disappointing episode See ya

    G PasquiniG Pasquini12 kun oldin