Things You Can Say to a Man That You Can’t Say to a Woman - Mark Normand - Live @ the Apt

20-May, 2019
2 289 811 Ko‘rishlar soni

Mark Normand notes a few double standards between men and women and explains why he’s more honest when he’s hungover. (Contains strong language.)
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  • this guy is what kevin hart wish to be

    جندي مجهولجندي مجهول20 soat oldin
  • This guy is hilarious!

    Princely H. GloriousPrincely H. GloriousKun oldin
  • Love Kevin harts

    LordHashimotoLordHashimoto2 kun oldin
  • Dude ida been dying at all these jokes 💀🤣💀🤣

    whosrobertwhosrobert5 kun oldin
  • The part at the end talking about the comics he likes; It made total sense why I love this.

    bluestrife28bluestrife289 kun oldin
  • He should be on Netflix

    JayjayRefugioJayjayRefugio9 kun oldin
  • hahahahaha😂😂😂😂 pure genius

    Kevin JaboKevin Jabo11 kun oldin
  • Lmfao “I’m Kevin Hart”

    ZenzuZenzu19 kun oldin

    harmit Singhharmit Singh20 kun oldin
  • Psychiatrist, who needs them listen to some comedians that have your same problem. You'll realize life isn't that bad.

    Peter GarciaPeter Garcia21 kun oldin
  • Yeah. Funny. Sure

    SamaelSamael22 kun oldin
  • Yh this set was pretty good

    Cee EllCee Ell23 kun oldin
  • Last joke was killer

    SL DSL D25 kun oldin
  • This dude's material is gold. Room was dead, I think the rapid fire set-up was a little too much for the audience. But, seeing it in video format makes it easier to digest what he's saying.

    Raphael TolentinoRaphael Tolentino28 kun oldin
  • He’s dire.

    Paul TrewinPaul Trewin29 kun oldin
  • Great closer.

    Gamma SmashGamma SmashOy oldin
  • Closing with "Thanks a lot. I'm Kevin Heart." was smooth.

    ryan schieleryan schieleOy oldin
  • The possessive danger beverly imagine because hall electrophoretically prevent from a earthy cork. swift, quiet neck

    Pamula NeelPamula NeelOy oldin
  • At 42 seconds the guy wearing the cap in the front row spat out his

    Damian SamraDamian SamraOy oldin
  • These jokes are funny, but the delivery is stiffer than an erect penis.

    Doktor NouveauDoktor NouveauOy oldin
    • That's his thing though

      bafeinkbafeinkOy oldin
  • Actually i've leaned over and said im not wearing underwear a few times, works like a charm ;)

    Jonny KTJonny KTOy oldin
  • I think as a black guy, I enjoy racist jokes too much

    AfroAceAfroAceOy oldin
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    ALEX XUALEX XUOy oldin
  • Lol he’s clever as hell with the punchlines

    Tommy NTommy NOy oldin
  • He sound like popeyes ‘:0 I was really confused when i put my youtube on auto-play :))

    Ngọc Châu Nguyễn QuýNgọc Châu Nguyễn QuýOy oldin
  • No ones gonna mentioned this guys voice sounds like an off brand Seth Rogan

    Jacob LeeJacob LeeOy oldin
  • He said he was Kevin Heart at the end 🤣😂

    Jaidequel GarciaJaidequel GarciaOy oldin
  • This guy's incredible

    PurplexxPurplexxOy oldin
  • We really do think u do it on purpose 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    NewyorkdavinciNewyorkdavinciOy oldin
  • This guys jokes deserved more laughs

    The_KnowmadThe_KnowmadOy oldin
  • I like my women like I like my farts: *silent but deadly...* 🔇🍑💨💀

    Favorite MustardFavorite MustardOy oldin
  • About as funny as a male Amy Schumer.

    SturgeonSturgeonOy oldin
  • .like him he is CRAZY FUNNY

    Ranae AndersonRanae Anderson2 oy oldin
  • Nah this is trash 😂

    Jalen ScottJalen Scott2 oy oldin
  • Not for people who don’t get smart comedy. He is brilliant

    roxy fallsroxy falls2 oy oldin
  • Mark is a dry snak and I can bee a tall drink. 😂🤣

    Gerry JackwagonGerry Jackwagon2 oy oldin
  • He sounds like some random guy you meet then starts telling jokes but doesnt actually expect you to laugh.🤣

    Unlihalf RiceUnlihalf Rice2 oy oldin
  • I got kids 😂😂

    Will FergusonWill Ferguson2 oy oldin
  • "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart".. nice

    Eduards SviķisEduards Sviķis2 oy oldin
  • im kevin hart 😂

    ladyfe55ladyfe552 oy oldin
  • He sounds like a family guy character

    11112 oy oldin
  • This is one funny gay

    jonathan lawrencejonathan lawrence2 oy oldin
  • The Chads in the front row are having a blast!!

    Advitiya GoyalAdvitiya Goyal2 oy oldin
  • 😂👌

    Tuti FrutiTuti Fruti2 oy oldin
  • “I gotta bang her and get the hell outta here” lmaooo

    Tagoo TuesdayTagoo Tuesday3 oy oldin
  • ❤️

    angela pittsangela pitts3 oy oldin
  • He's instantly one of my favorite comedians of all time 😍

    Darian ZielinskyDarian Zielinsky3 oy oldin
  • Dude you're great dude! Your punchlines are great.

    Derek ApolloDerek Apollo3 oy oldin
  • after watching almost everything from this man, he almost always starts his shows with: Comedy huh? and ends it with: thanks alot, im kevin heart.

    SuNa OfficialSuNa Official3 oy oldin
  • Genius set, I guess there was a lot of uppity white people in the audience because I bursted out laughing more than any of them 😂😂

    13StJimmy13StJimmy3 oy oldin
  • I enjoyed this..

    Shaun MShaun M3 oy oldin
  • classical music

    Britney HowardBritney Howard3 oy oldin
  • "I'm Kevin Hart, have a good night, thank you!" Best. Closing. Line. Ever.

    Schwindsichtiga der EchteSchwindsichtiga der Echte3 oy oldin
  • This guy is so funny he deserves a better crowd

    thatonelopezdudethatonelopezdude3 oy oldin
  • Why does everyone call him Kevin hart

    Owen Wilson’s NoseOwen Wilson’s Nose3 oy oldin
  • The Jim halpert of comedy

    Christopher Belsito JrChristopher Belsito Jr3 oy oldin
  • How can you say black people can't swim? I am black and I can't swim, but that's beside the point. LOL.

    Daniel GitahiDaniel Gitahi3 oy oldin
  • His zingers and one liners are exactly like Norm McDonald and Rodney dangerfield. Amen to these guys. No drama or politics involved. Just comedy.

    Jojo GetsErDoneJojo GetsErDone4 oy oldin
  • Claims to be kevin hart, has not over-the-top-screamed a punchline into my headphones yet. This guy a heaven sent!

    Steven DalloesinghSteven Dalloesingh4 oy oldin
  • That is so weird, he has no earlobes.

    Thomas MooreThomas Moore4 oy oldin
  • His comedy sucks like space.

    Thomas MooreThomas Moore4 oy oldin
  • I think his timing is off, but his material is great. Not sure why he's rushing it though.

    The ClonetruperThe Clonetruper4 oy oldin
  • I loooove this...

    MrsDMrsD4 oy oldin
  • Thank goodness all these good samaritans took the time to comment out each and every punchline individually for those of us who just like to read UZworld comments without watching the video. 🤦

    Will PLZWill PLZ4 oy oldin
  • You are seriously funny😁

    Steve MarkhamSteve Markham4 oy oldin
  • His delivery reminds of Bill Hicks.

    nick andersonnick anderson4 oy oldin
  • At some point someone might start to like kevin heart

    Deadbeat GamersDeadbeat Gamers4 oy oldin
  • Nice !!!

    Micha HarttMicha Hartt4 oy oldin
  • He looks like he could be Jim's brother from the office

    BaulxBaulx4 oy oldin
  • Very funny guy, real pro

    Paul EdmondsonPaul Edmondson4 oy oldin
  • Last one is the sad reality nowadays bc sensitive shits

    Unknown UserUnknown User4 oy oldin
  • His jokes are funny but He seems so tense this guy need to get a little buzz on before his shows

    Scott ThomasScott Thomas4 oy oldin
  • Funny guy. I look forward to seeing more of him.

    MJ OConnorMJ OConnor4 oy oldin
  • Crowd sucks dudes hilarious

    captnt3rrorcaptnt3rror4 oy oldin
  • Hey hey comedy huh

    Michael VandiMichael Vandi4 oy oldin
  • why do i always like to hear him say he is kevin hart

    check me outcheck me out4 oy oldin
  • Good night you guys, I’m Kevin Hart!

    Shawn GarciaShawn Garcia4 oy oldin
  • I'm a little hung over, a little gay

    nirvanajunkie19nirvanajunkie194 oy oldin
  • I liked that.

    mrsiddymrsiddy4 oy oldin
  • Pull my finger?

    Larry TiptonLarry Tipton5 oy oldin
  • This is hilarious.

    Julie VaughnJulie Vaughn5 oy oldin
  • "I'm Kevin Hart thank yoooou"😂

    Duece Lee MusicDuece Lee Music5 oy oldin
  • pretty much the same jokes at every youtube clip i see of this guy. dont get me wrong i like him, but all the same content

    Mr MimeMr Mime5 oy oldin
  • anyone ever listen to comedy on satellite radio. The comic is at say a 5 volume the audience is at 9.5

    John LeitakerJohn Leitaker5 oy oldin
  • I find Mark Normand incredibly attractive, in addition to being hilariously funny.

    EthententEthentent5 oy oldin
  • Succinct and savage. Great routine

    Benjamin PrattBenjamin Pratt5 oy oldin
  • I feel sorry for all married men who have to live on egg shells every day. No psychobitches allowed on my property.

    The Watchful HunterThe Watchful Hunter5 oy oldin
  • I didnt know my roommate was gay till we fucked.!!!!!!! Dead lmfaooooo natural comedian lmfaooooo

    E MCaaayyyE MCaaayyy6 oy oldin
  • This guy is hilarious :D

    Alex SavulescuAlex Savulescu6 oy oldin
  • You are so right about the set. lol

    Cari GCari G6 oy oldin
  • Tuesgay

    Kolby LongKolby Long6 oy oldin
  • He's right about the Marx Brothers.

    Nirmal KirtisingheNirmal Kirtisinghe6 oy oldin
  • Anyone notice the always sunny in philly joke? "Cant be pc in an emergency " that's a Frank Reynolds line. I doubt either of them knew the other used that joke, but I wanna know which came first.

    Barefootjerry SlamdownBarefootjerry Slamdown6 oy oldin
  • I think I found my Louise CK replacement for now

    AngeloAngelo6 oy oldin
  • he killed it at the end

    Saint ReiSaint Rei6 oy oldin
  • kevin hart is prolly my favorite comic

    tanish adarkartanish adarkar6 oy oldin
  • Damn he's funny

    The Tribal1The Tribal16 oy oldin
  • man spitting straight fax

    Hulohot EspagnolHulohot Espagnol6 oy oldin
  • 6:44

    Mr AnonymousMr Anonymous6 oy oldin
  • Comedy!

    hailzorphailzorp6 oy oldin