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** in this dysfunctional episode, its no surprise that I buy things to feel something (mom please dont text me about this I know I know) but after going to Delaware for a month, I didnt realize how many things I forgot I bought until Andrew Lowe kept sending me pics of more and more packages so enjoy this hot mess!
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Los Angeles (before in New York City), and make UZworld videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos interviewing strangers, chaotic hair dyeing, reacting to/following 5 minute crafts and other viral videos, and daily comedy vlogs with people like Claudia Sulewski, Chrissy Teigen, Carly Incontro, Erin Gilfoy, Andrew Lowe, and more. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more.
Someone suggested your channel. Once you said ok so I bought all this stuff so "MONONTIZE THIS!" SO yeah I'll not subscribe. Goodluck
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It took me a good 10 minutes to realize that the dog in the background is not fucking real
Very beside the point but OMG YOUR TREE LOOKS AMAZING IN THAT BARREL WITH THE MOSS AND EVERYTHING AHH AMAZING 🤩🤩🤩
"Let's go to the capitol" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
THE SHIRT HHAHAHAHAHAH
I subbed. This man exudes the chaos that’s inside of me that I’m afraid to let out.
THE FART IDK WHY BUT IM FLOPPING LIKE A FISH BETWEEN THAT AND THE CAPITOL JOKE
Anybody else see the dog?
I’ve never seen someone so upset over a water bottle 😭😭
You are way too casual about Chrissy and Johns Christmas gift for you 😭😹😹😹❤️
“just like my marii- nvm”
His intro, you know “HEYEVERYONE-”, reminds me of a different youtubers intro, but i can’t put my finger on who.. Does anyone possibly know who i’m talking about ? It’s really (lol) bugging me 🙃🙂🙃
I just got my nicki package too!
Omg i thought that was an actual dog on the couch. I was staring at it for the longest time and got so creeped out XD
I literally died at 3:00 “You’re watching , Chris don’t .”😂😂😂
He is so happy it's honestly like watching a kid open christmas presents. I needed this.
Hi whatever recommended you, Thank GOD
I DIED when he said "i need my therapist to hurry up with his three week holiday break" i felt thattttt girlll
the water bottle taking the tit sent me man
Love this! 😂😂
7:30 😂😂😂😂 I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THANK YOU
uhh that hoodie at the start????? need to snatch it. WHERE?!
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE CHRIS WAS THE LETTUCE GUY 🥬
Where are the face masks from
"This giant curve" lawd me too on that one
brown cocaine 😂
Anyone else cringing when Chris doesn't fold his clothes back together? ...no?
I am LIVING for his mood!!! I love seeing him happy!!!!
I was expecting some lettuce with that action figure but still so COOL!
8:51 ... with the knife... seriously, what the fuck are you doing?! Ahhhh!!!
I really like this video concept!! I do not, however, like that spooky ass dog pillow in the first clip 💀😂
Me counting every single minute for my one package to arrive🦧🤡
the tru example of capitalism
His laugh is so infectious I love it :)
is the dog in the beginning okay????
chris you’re SO FUNNY OMG I always laugh at your videos
“I bought Kylie Skin so I’m definitely not scared of the vaccine”. LMFAOO
Really staring at that dog to move or blink...
i NEED that sweatshirt you’re wearing where is it frommm
I literally get high an order stuff all the time 🤦♀️
“Am I a patriot” 😂 😂 😂
The clip of him breast feeding the water bottle sent me! 😂
My eyes keep looking back to the dog on the couch...
This has been going on for a while and I still don't understand it. It's WARY, NOT WEARY. You're wary of celebrity skin care. Perhaps you are also weary/tired of it, but if you're apprehensive in a nervous/scared sort of way you are WARY.
I could not fucking handle him breast feeding that water bottle
me thinking that the dog in the back is real lmao
chris i’m wearing this shirt in one of my ig pictures and now i feel so cool cuz ur wearing it
7:27 God your laugh is CONTAGIOUS 🤣🤣
The fact that it is 2021 and people are still afraid to be themselves makes me so sad
You would be the absolute BEST friend
DID YOU SAY "JUMP"?!?!?! lmaoooo
you give me life
omg the capitol comments and the breast feeding part has me dyyyingggg
The “omg am I a patriot??” With the nerf gun killer me
Am I a patriot ?! Lmaooooo !!!!!
The dog in the back is sending me
for someone who is so aware i’m surprised you like nicki minaj
when he motioned hit Crissy with the water bottle i died LOL
Chris being a barb makes me infinitely stan
I was waiting for
yasssss open all packages on video so you can write them off on your taxes
I’m laying in bed next to my sleeping husband trying not to laugh so hard but here I am laughing so hard I’m crying. I love you Chris! 😂😘
Staring at the dog pillow, knowing for a fact it’s not real but staring just to make sure
You always know a Delawarean by how many times we can mention going to Delaware in one conversation.
I NEED A LINK TO MAKE PEOPLE INTO ACTION FIGURES
I thought that was a real dog in the background 😭
chris: * whips out a nerf gun * chris: "let's go to the capital" "am i a... patriot?"
donated to the LGBTQ+ center fund! hope it helps the folks in their community
I used to drink one and a half of those bottles while I was pregnant
"Brown cocai-"
Liking for the brown cocaine
So I recently checked myself in to get help with alcohol... and the "presents" drunk me had ordered were very entertaining to open when I got home.
Don’t know why I clicked...but no regrets
THE BREASTFEEDING!!!😂👌🏽
“You look fab, and letic” hahahaha way to drop that masterpiece into that collab ughhh loveeee😂💀🔥👏🏼👌🏽
chris comparing gallon sized water bottles to ar-15’s is literally just so funny to me
Still waiting for a comment from Liza
“I LOOK LIKE I SHOULD BE ON A NO FLY LIST” 🤣🤣
I deadass full on ugly CACKLED at that! 😂
NOT THE ACTION FIGURE LMAOOO
*pulls out nerf gun* lets go to the capital 🤪
Chris not knowing the concept of a magazine clip 💀💀💀💀 funny as fuck as always my dude 10/10
brown cocaine 💀💀
This is a problem we need to fight - too many people buy stuff they don't even need and forget they even bought it. It is sad.
chris x chrissy interaction is MY FAV
THE FUCKING DOG PILLOW AT THE BEGINNING MY HIGH ASS HAD TO REPLAY IT SO MANY TIMES TO UNDERSTAND
OK BUT I WANNA MAKE MY BOYFRIEND AN ACTION FIGURE someone send me the website please
Chris opening chrissy and John’s present is the best thing I keep going back to watch his reaction
9:35 literally happened to me once, just that it was something I'd bought so I would be crying if it actually got thrown away
“I look like a home goods representative” while wearing an up in smoke t-shirt
I forgot I bought that Nicki shirt til rn too wtffff
Buyyyy my shirtssss.......buy my hatttssss.......buy it alllllllllllll
I just bought that water bottle and it is insane...very like Im carrying a baby consistently.. 10/10 made a mistake 😂 Amazon can take my fitness journey back
"Am I a patriot?" hahaha
love the travis shit🤓
The shade dished in this video is EXQUISITE, " I look like someone on the no fly List"
Easier to get into the Capitol building than opening this package omg😫
“i ordered a mcdonalds paper bag??”
Does anyone know where his hoodie is from???
Drop your PO Box!!