Monologue: Welcome to My World | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)
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Bill recaps the top stories of the week, including security preparations for Joe Biden's inauguration and fallout from President Trump's attempted coup.
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I am so happy he is back. Bill Maher reassures me that my anxieties are not made up.
Someone said “due to travel restrictions we had to invade ourselves” hahah
"Welcome to My World" - That's my line! 😉
"Welcome to My World" - That's my line! 😉
I just can't believe it. You are in a pandemic and still don't have guaranteed healthcare or financial aid to make confinement possible without going bankrupt. Yet people stormed he Capitol so that someone gets to KEEP their job. WTF is wrong with all of you!
Bill, remember when Trump sued Deutchbank because HE didn’t pay back back THEIR loan?
back to the warm White House. To watch the coup on TV. HE LIED TO ALL HIS SUPPORTERS AND THROUGH THEM ALL UNDER THE BUS
capital was attacked by Duck Dynasty.
Man, the fat joke to “other” joke ratio keeps climbing upward
"Welcome to My World" - That's my line! 😉
well ... Bill , since you're making $5 MILLION a year ... you don't qualify as "low-income worker" ... SORRY, NOT SORRY ..
BILL MAHER, ALWAYS THE INTELLECTUAL GRIFTER. HA!
Way to sign 32 executive orders and kill 200 thousand jobs in a week, send troops to Syria and let China eat out lunch. Have 'no plans' to stop covid, except wear 2 masks, and literally cause MORE pollution by canceling the pipeline. The oil is still coming, but now by truck and rail instead of a zero emissions pipeline you mouth breathers. You even pissed off liberal Canada lol. Cost indigenous people 500 million. Go woke get broke.
A lot of these kind of Republicans need to get brain scan! They've lot their marbles!
Have no idea why he's pissed about anything at this point. Count your money Bill, find another black girl for a night and smoke some weed. You're good.
A lot of these kind of Republicans need to get brain scan! They've lot their marbles!
You know what is really sad that 436,000 Americans have died because Trump didn’t gave a shit!
"... and Ivanka just wants to be friends." Hilarious! Missed you, Bill.
It's hard to laugh about any of this.
i remember the good old days when this show wasnt 50% clapping
the whole gun nut bullshit really shows how they are brainwashed, they dont respect the weapon, and really have no idea what they are standing for.
I have one down the road I know was there. And he isnt in jail.
Turn in a seditionist today!
You’re terrible
Javanka is moving to Florida so they can be closer the Cayman Islands where they stashed all their emoluments.
Bill, remember when Trump sued Deutchbank because HE didn’t pay back back THEIR loan?
GOP: Gun good. Defense budget priority. Reality: GOP now knows what an active shooter situation is like for high schoolers. And the USA spent $733B on defense and the capital was attacked by Duck Dynasty.
I'm a believer hole heartedly! Let me be more specific Yahweh! Now I catch it because I'm a fan of Bill who is not a believer..but Bill you make the news funny and very entertaining...HBO thanks!! You tube 👍
Drinking game 🎯 Take a drink every time he claps his hands
well ... Bill , since you're making $5 MILLION a year ... you don't qualify as "low-income worker" ... SORRY, NOT SORRY ..
Javanka is moving to Florida so they can be closer the Cayman Islands where they stashed all their emoluments.
It always all about you bill and your actual hatred for progressives. We've all watched as your wealth and position has been traded for real progressive ideas
"... and Ivanka just wants to be friends." Hilarious! Missed you, Bill.
A lot of these kind of Republicans need to get brain scan! They've lot their marbles!
Americans, you do not know how lucky you are to have someone like bill maher as a countryman.
You got to wonder where people’s brains are
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The worst
You’re terrible
Ad hominem much, Bill Maher?
Yeah rough crowd alright! Cause you're shits not funny and should be flagged as mostly false by UZworld. I miss John Stewart and the Daily Show!
Imagine the shootout that could happen in the Capital if all could carry guns. You could probably name off a few crazy Republicans that would be hit the most.
LIES no insurrection occurred on 01/06/2021
The fucking inane clapping makes this show feel like the secular equivalent of a faith healing mega church.
Poor Lindsey Graham; always associated with a closet.
Democrats rioting, looting, burning, destroying, assaulting and murdering for 6 months straight across the entire country....perfectly ok, it's for a good cause. Republicans doing the same thing for one day in one spot...it's one of the worst most horrible days in American history. The hypocrisy from the left is staggering. And what's more amazing is that I've yet to meet just one Democratic voter on here that has the integrity to admit it. And the difference between the right and the left is that every right wing news outlet, every right wing leader and 99% of right wing voters all condemned the rioting and violence at the capital but none of the Democratic leaders and voters condemned the violence and chaos that the left committed everyday for 6 months straight and not one left wing media outlet condemned it. As a matter of fact, the left wing media said numerous times that "rioting is the language of the unheard", but ONLY if it's Democrats rioting, when Republicans riots it's the worst day in American history. Too funny.
@Jim Cab and you support killing political officials and hanging them, good job.
@Truth 2 Power So you just admitted that you believe in MURDERING innocent people for crimes that they had nothing to do with. You should go seek professional help, there's something wrong with you.
@Jim Cab and the republicans don’t believe in democracy. I rather fight for life than just be a sore loser.
@Truth 2 Power So if someone gets murdered then you support and condone going out and murdering 30 innocent people that had nothing to do with the original murder and beating another 100 innocent people, who also had nothing to do with the original murder, so badly that they were hospitalized. That's what I said from the beginning...Democrats condone and support violence and murder. Thanks for proving my original point.
@Jim Cab a murder caused a riot and an election result caused a coup. If you can’t see the difference then ignorance is bliss.
"Welcome to My World" - That's my line! 😉
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Bill so glad you're back...the long hair is SOOOO SEXY!!!!!😉
Hahah! This has been Bat Shit Crazy, COVID/CORONA! The guy with the Viking hat is my soulmate! And the guy with the podium! Hahha!
Haha! Like eighty times! Some of those accounts! Oh, JC! They're paying Peace Corp employees over $100,000.
And then! Comedians in Cars, Bill! Every single episode!
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I get al my American news from Bill, Best news bloke ever.
I wouldn't wanna spend a second in the world of son of Satan Bill.
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I'm glad we're in Bidens unity America now forgetting about Trump and moving on to Building Back Better!
GO BACK TO SMOKING POT AND SUCKING............
Donnie really made America great again didn't he? Stormy Daniels is on her way to Florida at warp speed!
Bill you turning into big snoozefest for me! Washington a joke. We one step closer to Idiocracy. Other countries laughing at us. Rich celebs dont care anyway
4:11 - "The Election was FREUDULENT"?.. That's quite a slip..
The first thing he does as president is sign executive order to lift a travel ban. During a health pandemic. And to countries that have done us harm. Sure, lets let more people in the country right now... Oh wait, wasn't he part of the Administration that gave them the money and weapons? 🤷
Get em all bill
Inaguration midst flags for Joe, so wierd and deserving
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America is a 3rd world shit hole run by rich oligarchs, the people who hired Trump and Biden
Row Row Row your boat The democrats stole the vote They think that they won That ant so son When you cheat you can't gloat The democrats have stopped the microscope From looking at the votes they hope In a few months or a year We will discover what you fear Your treason will earn you a rope
The riot people are justified.
They didn’t “ransack”. They attempted to overthrow our government. Domestic terrorists. That included the Republicans in Congress that encouraged and set it up. Counting the days until every one of these people are in jail. Traitors.
Bill is often lyin and playing the same BS but he’s too cool and unhinged to be a democrat. Jump ship and support Trump!
It's hard to laugh about any of this.
Biden and Trump both supported 2k stimulus checks and we still couldn't get it passed. Well at least they supported it publicly.
A free and objective opinion as an outsider. I feel lucky now not to be in America. It seems true, and the rest of the world knows it, half of the American population is uneducated. Crecy people celebrating their own stupidity, no matter, now they going to learn the hard way. I remember my Belgium army day 80’, the majority, 90 percent of American soldiers couldn't read or write, we called them cannon meat soldiers. Perhaps it’s the cultural tradition? The opinion of the world educated people ( that eludes politicians) that America is committing subside with electing a psychopath. As George Carlin said, the ideal citizen population are like sheep, smart enough to operate the machine, but much too stupid to think on their own, which explains the results. Incredible man, President Trump is truly the greatest president of all times. Very sad, a creepy dark scary time is coming, America is going to have an extreme fascist totalitarian and corrupt regime. With their new comrade communist leader and world-famous criminal and psychopath Joe Biden. The new communist regime wants to reprogram people in reform concentration camps? CREEPY! Just watch on UZworld - riding the dragon_ the Biden’s_ a Chinese secrets full documentary I remember in the 80’, I was serving in the Belgium army. Standing in neon Licht west berlin watching in the darkness to communist east berlin. It feels the same, Now I’m watching into the darkness called communist America, it’s like a live horror movie. No matter they probably cannot read the text and the UZworld censure machine erasing my words. This calls fascism. PS. Eliminate an adversary, by all means, reprogramming people with a lie propaganda machine like MSNBC and CNN is the way of a totalitarian fascist regime,
Man this guy is a done he is a sycophant on steroids he’s a just a bobble head already what a shame
Lindsey Graham: “Get out of here, this is my spot!” 🤣🤣🤣
Stop the troll
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uzworld.info/player/video/mnqdnqibh9HOlYQ why are they still rioting ?
What do Bill Maher and Joe Biden have in common? They can both read from a teleprompter. America is truly blessed.
Dont be like trump ZOMBIES, when they cant win MOCKERY IS THEIR EXPERTISE
When Trump gave the money what was it called a****** racist hush money
Lindsey Graham: “Get out of here, this is my spot!” 🤣🤣🤣
And the NRA just went bankrupt in NY... and are moving to Texas where they'll have an easier time embezzling, just like Donnie suggested.. fun times!
bill is so ugly, and the pounds of makeup they slather on him just make it worse.
Billie boi.... ill see you soon commie ...got 5000 says I knock you out
Maher is a tool, so disconnected from reality.
The shape of a person's head is directly related to their intelligence. I'ts not polite to point out a person's defects, but sometimes it is important. Different parts of the brain have different functions, and we can usually see from the shape and size of the different parts of the head, which brain functions are affected. For instance someone who lacks a developed frontal lobe will have a hard time with decisions, judgement and problem solving. Someone with an underdeveloped occipital lobe (visual cortex) will have a hard time with perception, making sense of what they see relative to what they know. If you look at Bill Maher's head shape, he has a severely sloping forehead and only a slight occipital lobe. He must struggle every day to make intelligent commentary, unless he has someone else writing his routine. I would not put any value in anything he says, he's severely lacking in judgement and perception. Maybe that's why he's a comedian trying to be a political commentator.
bill is so ugly, and the pounds of makeup they slather on him just make it worse.
Your jokes aren’t funny. That’s why your own staff doesn’t laugh. Marr is like Haley’s comet, gets a good laugh every 75 years.
Did Bill just “Paycheck Pander” for a laugh?
I used to enjoy watching this guy. Now not so much just another typical rich poo
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Man this guy is a done he is a sycophant on steroids he’s a just a bobble head already what a shame
Little Billy needs to hire a new room of gag writers. His shtick is getting stale.
#BankerBoy
Worst monologue is the shows history?!?
Republicans still ok with that can miss me with that bullssheett.
No country should trust US political commitments and their so called democrazy....
90% lies yet still not funny
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I am soooooo angry at my family, fiends and neighbors voting for Trump I can't talk to them now.
Bill complaining about the rushed nature and foolishness of impeaching Biden is ironic after how he cheered on Trump’s impeachment.
Joke about Lindsey never gets old
I watched Mayor last night on Netflix. Ted D was the Mayor. It was a comedy. If you made a film of those unhinged in the Congressional chambers you would think it a comedy and not real. No that would never happen...like 911 it did by the same party. Republicans should form a new party without Trump if they want to live a long life. He is dangerous. Dementia?
Maher used to be independent. Now he is a grifter.
It’s annoying when you give the audience shit for not laughing. Especially when there are serious matters attached to the joke. You come off as insecure and a dick. But the mushroom joke was good. Whoever wrote that is 👌🏽
please please please Bill book Tina40 as a guest
to bad your back your just some crud .you just like to hear yourself take.to bad their are people that do.
Honestly Bill Maher you are the quintessential snake oil salesman.......the dead woman's business incidentally was failing because of the covid virus and lockdown released by your pal China !The interest rates were high yes but while she was working they were coping. .Also it was Antifa and BLM thugs who started the strife on Capital Hill identified by video photoes,arriving well before Trump finished his speech and studies show word for word of Trumps speach there was nothing in it urging violence.Even you must from time to time cringe at the duplicity and lies required of you by your duplicitous party responsible for Antifa and BLM and the violence and devestation wrought by them in towns all over America.Just my observations from another country.Also you really are better than that Bill Maher just my considered .... opinion.
Weren’t the Democrats planning to impeach Trump, ever since the day after he won the 2016 election? And they didn’t stop trying to get him out of office the entire time, with “Russiagate!” Not to mention the outright refusal, by many high ranking Leftists to accept that he was their president! (Whoopi Goldberg refused to even say his name!) Also, I am surprised that Bill had nothing to say about the Orwellian style of censorship being used against Trump and his supporters!!! Wow!! It’s a very sad day for “free speech” and for America! IMO
You haters are going to miss him. Impeach Joe Biden
What's with the clapping?
Capital siege was done by Left wing antifa
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DE-PROGRAM LEFT WING LUNATICS?