Men Lie to Women Because the Truth Ain't Good Enough - Jay Phillips

11-Yan, 2021
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Jay Phillips shares valuable advice by letting us know that the truth "aint no good" because it's never good enough.
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  • Used to work a drivethru can confirm people argue like that about food.

    Zach AlsupZach Alsup2 soat oldin
  • If you haven't put time in, you won't overstand

    Darrius SimonDarrius Simon6 soat oldin
  • On point

    ADMAFIA210ADMAFIA2106 soat oldin
  • He really put this into the most perfect perspective. 100000%

    NyK NyCENyK NyCE6 soat oldin
  • Omagaw! I’m sending this to my wife!!

    Parker 8541Parker 85416 soat oldin
  • 😂😂😂

    Nancy MillsNancy Mills7 soat oldin
  • So true

    Allen JohnAllen John9 soat oldin
  • My husband and I love to laugh...which is why we’re happily married..even though I’m Irish American and he’s korean!

    LAUGH LOGICALLYLAUGH LOGICALLY11 soat oldin
  • I hop I hop Denny’s just checking nigga😭

    Charles BowenCharles Bowen19 soat oldin
  • Or if you tell your girl you had a good time out with your friends then she gets mad that you had a good time without her. There’s no winning haha.

    Justin BJustin B20 soat oldin
  • Very true 🤣

    T F LT F LKun oldin
  • Sitting in the dark with ya arm's crossed. FACTS 😂😂😂

    Arlando AMB67Arlando AMB67Kun oldin
  • Metaphor makes a man.

    QuietQuietKun oldin
  • TRUTHBOMBS!!. 😂😂😂 Sometimes the truth is funny.......

    S. JVGERNVTHS. JVGERNVTHKun oldin
  • Now that’s funny..4SHO

    y s 8111y s 8111Kun oldin
  • This is too factual hahaha

    PhoShoskiiPhoShoskiiKun oldin
  • I’ve never in my life had a what you wanna eat argument. Though I have heard the stories. I also spent the entirety of my adult life living overseas, which is probably why I haven’t. 😂

    Tremain BowmanTremain BowmanKun oldin
  • this is a powerful statement with a very broad scope

    BrendonGSBrendonGSKun oldin
  • Lmao

    Diesel The TruckerDiesel The TruckerKun oldin
  • The best comedy is often truth

    Sherman DudleySherman DudleyKun oldin
  • Garbage

    Biggz SmithBiggz SmithKun oldin
  • Liked for the title before I even watched

    poon shinepoon shineKun oldin
  • The real joke here is that he is complaining instead of trying to improve his life

    David SDavid SKun oldin
  • The truth hurts.

    FeaStFeaStKun oldin
  • IM TRYNA DO SUMN NICE!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Imhotep_drummerjonesImhotep_drummerjonesKun oldin
  • Women don’t ever know what to eat or act like they ain’t hungry,once the food shows they wanna order extra to go..

    OnesixcruzOnesixcruzKun oldin
  • Love ♥️♥️♥️ this

    Ju Ma MaJu Ma MaKun oldin
  • This was funny the whole way through

    Jewel DazzleJewel DazzleKun oldin
  • He needs to structure his jokes better.

    Joh MJoh M2 kun oldin
  • 3:30 Oh ... My ... God HILARIOUS!!!!!

    J SoulJ Soul2 kun oldin
  • Haha! The truth just ain't good enough. FACTS! 😅🤣

    Alex FrazierAlex Frazier2 kun oldin
  • 😂😂😂😂😂💯

    LMFarms ScLMFarms Sc2 kun oldin
  • Hand down... most underrated comedian in America. Look him up on iTunes and get his comedy album

    King EricKing Eric2 kun oldin
  • 'What do you want to eat?' may be the most difficult question to answer for someone I once cared for. Going out to dinner became a traumatic experience for her. The Waitress/Waiter community probably named their 'Eyes Rolling to the Sky' move after her.

    james chanjames chan2 kun oldin
  • The key is not to argue.. just dictate If she tries to hold back the booty .. pay no mind.. she'll ever leave you or lose the waiting game and jump on you. Either way you win.. you get eager booty or you single again and free

    GhoraxeGhoraxe2 kun oldin
    • @Jewel Dazzle it sounds like a tradegy I Know.. and maybe it is . But my abstinence hasn't made me miserable.. on the contrary it's made me better in many ways and allowed me to get to know myself better throughout life ..yes sometimes I go through lonely... Dark periods where I spam random comments on youtube but for the most part I'm a pretty humbled.. happy guy.. just lonely lol.. I'm about to get back on the dating wagon... Sometimes you need alot of time to heal... I dived head first into that first marriage... And I'm grateful she lets me see my daughter from time to time atleast

      GhoraxeGhoraxe23 soat oldin
    • @Ghoraxe Ok so 8 yrs? So you going to allow that person(who by the way is not in your life anymore) to prevent you from being happy and seeking love just because she hurt you real bad? If that's the case, you have completely given her control over your life without her even knowing. Taking a chance don't always mean that you get it right, it means that you're willing and as long as you are willing, there's a probability that you'll win. I don't know your age, but I hope u have a great outcome.

      Jewel DazzleJewel Dazzle23 soat oldin
    • @Jewel Dazzle I agree... That's why I've been abstinent for over 8 years LMAO

      GhoraxeGhoraxeKun oldin
    • @Ghoraxe Well just know that slaying a few hoes creates soul ties and that's for sure not good, let alone possible disease. But if you dont care, then I don't....it's your life.

      Jewel DazzleJewel DazzleKun oldin
    • @Jewel Dazzle in a nutshell... I need to slay a few hoes before taking a chance on love again.. I'm in no condition in my current state to love or be loved..

      GhoraxeGhoraxeKun oldin
  • 🤣🤣🤣

    King DoloKing Dolo2 kun oldin
  • 29 women disliked this video cuz they hate the truth.

    tommytom7777777tommytom77777772 kun oldin
  • Arguments are pointless and a waste of breath. I hate it when they’re necessary to move further with things you don’t agree with. I just don’t like bad confrontation

    KolourfulNecoKolourfulNeco2 kun oldin
  • Am i the only who initially thought Denzel Washington started doing stand-up now ?

    Loid Gil HenriquesLoid Gil Henriques2 kun oldin
  • Sending this to my lady guys lets hope it works...

    Hersuny ProspereHersuny Prospere2 kun oldin
  • 😅🤣😅🤣👍

    Ms MMs M2 kun oldin
  • “In argument stance” 😩😂😂😂

    Vo LifeVo Life3 kun oldin
  • If man told the truth there would be no people on this earth

    Tshepo motshepanaTshepo motshepana3 kun oldin
  • I lie to my girl all the time just for practice so when it's really time I'm fully prepared.

    AE 13AE 133 kun oldin
  • That was funny as hell

    William BosticWilliam Bostic3 kun oldin
  • LOL, the "arms folded in the dark, angry stance" took me out man. Holy shit lol.

    Alexander Shabazz IAlexander Shabazz I3 kun oldin
  • Facts, all of it wow...

    Natasha JasperNatasha Jasper3 kun oldin
  • Don't forget when she says it doesn't matter and you suggest something and she goes I don't want that lol

    KingMizyThe1stKingMizyThe1st3 kun oldin
  • Lmmfao 🤣🤣😂👍🏾 Frfr 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ no cap 🧢

    Jean SenatJean Senat3 kun oldin
  • MAAAAAAAAN, listen! FACTS!!!!!

    BrianBrian3 kun oldin
  • This is so true

    Kavin WilliamsKavin Williams3 kun oldin
  • its the AH AH AH AH AH for me

    ItsYaGurl_ TragedyItsYaGurl_ Tragedy4 kun oldin
  • He's funny but something is missing. Delivery? Candance? Energy? The joke wasn't good? Idk.

    HaroldHarold4 kun oldin
  • this whole set is why i dont do relationships

    Richard VincentRichard Vincent4 kun oldin
  • A friend of mine once said tell a different story everytime when they ask you what happened then they won’t know what to believe

    Julian LoudenJulian Louden4 kun oldin
    • Lol they are actually happily married lol Just give it a try It surprisingly works

      Julian LoudenJulian Louden3 kun oldin
    • that friend has to be single 😂

      Chocolate Sundaes Comedy ShowChocolate Sundaes Comedy Show3 kun oldin
  • His angry man voice kills me every time🤣

    James ToneyJames Toney4 kun oldin
    • @Raphael Spears Fa sho’. Home team representative

      James ToneyJames ToneyKun oldin
    • Let's go Chiefs!

      Raphael SpearsRaphael SpearsKun oldin
  • 😂😂😂

    Tjuanne PitchfordTjuanne Pitchford4 kun oldin
  • 😂

    n. houstonn. houston4 kun oldin
  • Real talk bruh!

    Jan JosonJan Joson4 kun oldin
  • Truth! 🤣

    tornado649tornado6495 kun oldin
  • Great premise for a joke, his delivery could've been much better though.

    skeglarskeglar5 kun oldin
  • 😂🤣🤣😂 this sh*t funny af.

    Catherine MitchellCatherine Mitchell5 kun oldin
  • I'm opposite I'm aloof I don't know how to get an arguement going..and y lie mannn must b fun

    LaJette HollandLaJette Holland5 kun oldin
  • Reenactment 😂😂😂

    Ashley Rios RizoAshley Rios Rizo5 kun oldin
  • Why don't people just chose a place that they can both eat what they want problem solved

    Anais MontoyaAnais Montoya5 kun oldin
    • Because she don't want that

      Bootney Lee FarnsworthBootney Lee Farnsworth4 kun oldin
  • True

    hku99hku995 kun oldin
  • The truth is good enough if you start with it.the only reason it would not be is if you've already built the relationship on lies...... Well,....there you go.

    Chris MiltonChris Milton5 kun oldin
    • Acting like people don't bring baggage with them. Sometimes it doesn't matter how good you are. It matters how good the last dude was.

      M HM H3 kun oldin
  • He always been funny. 💯💯

    Glock BoaGlock Boa5 kun oldin
  • I don't

    Deanna BlueDeanna Blue5 kun oldin
    • Make your point and move on

      Deanna BlueDeanna Blue5 kun oldin
  • The truth ain't EVER good enough...

    Pacman The GreatPacman The Great5 kun oldin
  • 💛that truth... That's what ur man supposed to be doing on his nights out ...✌️🎬

    lena elylena ely5 kun oldin
  • He funny

    Troy BrownTroy Brown5 kun oldin
  • “I’m trying to buy you something to eat !!!! “ -the struggle of every man

    DevDev5 kun oldin
    • @Heinrich Himmler Not with that tone, you ain't

      MilkyWhiteMilkyWhiteKun oldin
    • Not with that time you aint

      Heinrich HimmlerHeinrich Himmler4 kun oldin
    • 😂

      Chocolate Sundaes Comedy ShowChocolate Sundaes Comedy Show5 kun oldin
  • This OLD man told me something like this years and years ago now ... he said " DON'T TELL GIRLS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO YOU ARE (I'm a sqare and don't care,i tell chicks who i am straight up, a simp in todays terms i guess), when i meet them i tell them what type of work (SECURITY) and music i like (HOUSE/TECHNO) ... he looked at ME .... YO, DON'T TELL GIRLS THAT SHIT !!! TELL YOU A DOCTOR, A LAWYER ... YOU GOT YOUR OWN BUSINESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he was serious about it TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    JOHN PETTYJOHN PETTY6 kun oldin
  • 🤣😂🤣

    Michael HedgemondMichael Hedgemond6 kun oldin
  • I rather have the truth than a lie.

    Margaret Nicola BMargaret Nicola B6 kun oldin
    • What he basically saying is y’all automatically believe the truth is the lie.... and he knows that already so he lies so it sounds like something y’all will believe.

      jeremy sudduthjeremy sudduth3 kun oldin
    • @Margaret Nicola B I was jus keeping the comedian's joke, friend. Lol

      Deezy AnkhDeezy Ankh4 kun oldin
    • @Deezy Ankh no it's not! I rather be hurt with the truth.

      Margaret Nicola BMargaret Nicola B4 kun oldin
    • That's a lie

      Deezy AnkhDeezy Ankh5 kun oldin
  • I see absolutely no lies told here

    ReBelle FleurReBelle Fleur6 kun oldin
  • Bro the end killed me when he put the angry voice on "Bitch I'm trying to buy you something to eat". I'm so close to being that guy when I'm ordering lol.

    tony Smithtony Smith6 kun oldin
    • @tony Smith Haha you forgot where I said You go ahead and order (enough for two) and share with her

      Iunderstan PhotographyIunderstan Photography3 soat oldin
    • @Iunderstan Photography Nope that's a trap. If you order alone then you're labeled as "selfish" lol.

      tony Smithtony Smith23 soat oldin
    • @tony Smith This is too funny.... Getting flaskbacks 😂😂😂😂, most men like fried things, I agree with the ladies in your life, baked fish is way better 😋 & healthier❣ Ummmm, even with a crockpot, starting a pot roast at 7pm, a pressure cooker is necessary, but we didn't have one 😞. Oh he would kill me cause I would have a pot roast in the freezer for me to cook on the weekend.... But, somehow it's Tues and he wants his pot roast now 😂. Oh and don't get me started in going out to eat, he was the worst too! Cause I love ethnic foods and Chinese and Mexican was as exotic as he went 😂.... What does he want pizza or burgers... Oh, but he couldn't make up his mind from which pizza or burger place 🙄😏❣ Talk about driving me up the wall!

      boliviandimplesboliviandimplesKun oldin
    • @boliviandimples lol that's me sometimes. I'll be like let's have some fish and my girls like OK cool I'll bake it. Me "Ugh but I wanted it fried". Luckily I cook so I respect the grind and know the value of a crockpot. Funniest thing about living together is forgetting to take something out for dinner after she asks because in the end I'm not eating anything also.

      tony Smithtony SmithKun oldin
    • @Tony Smith I totally understand you, I feel the same way when trying to cook my man dinner, Babe, I'm gonna make this _for dinner. .. No, I don't feel like having that for dinner...so what would you like? Idk, whatever you want to make is fine 😤 , I just told you what I wanted to make and you didn't want that so, what do you want...anything, really, whatever you want but that.... 😤, ok how about this... No... That... No... This.... No! Fine babe 😡, when you make a decision call me & let me know..... Ok, babe (call/text at almost 7pm), I'm almost home and I agree, I want us to start eating earlier too, how about some pot roast with mash potatoes..... Ugh 😒, clearly men don't know that pot roast is not a 30 min recipe

      boliviandimplesboliviandimplesKun oldin
  • And this is why Jay Phillips is a comedy legend. Funny af

    Shad PShad P6 kun oldin
    • Yo for real. He's been in the game a long time and is an underground legend. He ain't reach the heights of the big names out there but he's dead funny and has been dropping truth for 10+ years.

      KaineTheLongshotKaineTheLongshot2 kun oldin
  • Hilarious 💯❤️✌🏿

    Kwen ParadisoKwen Paradiso6 kun oldin
  • These weren’t even jokes 😂😂😂 hilarious shit.

    roley geniusroley genius6 kun oldin
  • “ You the weirdo nigga go to sleep “ Ya right

    Lydia mo' AfroLydia mo' Afro6 kun oldin
  • That's True!!

    kenny dawsonkenny dawson6 kun oldin
  • “DENNY’S, just checkin” lmao

    Hunter LayneHunter Layne6 kun oldin
  • hahjahahahaa

    lutherburgerslutherburgers6 kun oldin
  • Wow. This was too real. The truth ain’t good enough. I went out with my friends I didn’t do nothing. Let me get this straight. Then she wonders why I don’t wanna talk. Like, I told you what, it’s not good enough for you. [+]

    El Plebe UchihaEl Plebe Uchiha6 kun oldin
    • 😂😂😂 good times we all been there

      Captain HooplaCaptain Hoopla6 kun oldin
  • # THE EASY THINGS ARE HARD

    John CapoJohn Capo6 kun oldin
  • lmfao

    Zod JenkinsZod Jenkins6 kun oldin
  • At 1:18 the guy agrees and the girl is confused

    Juan LedezmaJuan Ledezma6 kun oldin
  • Denny’s fuck that I went to MARIAS TACOS

    Paz Since81Paz Since816 kun oldin
  • Nice set this dude could be a contender if he keeps it comin like this

    AndrewAndrew7 kun oldin
  • Women just makes it hard for us. We men just simple.

    I'm_broke 2020I'm_broke 20207 kun oldin
    • Big facts

      Andrew DakaAndrew Daka6 kun oldin
    • Facts

      Kiam KweliKiam Kweli6 kun oldin
    • Exactly!!! [+]

      El Plebe UchihaEl Plebe Uchiha6 kun oldin
  • When Everyone stopped laughing and it got too real lmfao

    Haylea MarieHaylea Marie7 kun oldin
    • 🤣🤣🤣

      G-ziss CrustG-ziss Crust4 soat oldin
  • When a woman says, " let me get this straight", she's about to interrogate you non stop till she finds one slip up. Lol.. men, hold your ground 😂

    Jahnae TJahnae T7 kun oldin
    • @Finn Johnson A man with poor memoery does, i cant remember what i had for dinner yesterday, but i remember the license plate of my friends mom from when we were 10😂

      Creed .MCreed .M15 soat oldin
    • "Facts" lol

      Keisha KornegayKeisha KornegayKun oldin
    • @Finn Johnson exactly. I only lie to judges, the cops and my boss.

      Thomas FultonThomas Fulton2 kun oldin
    • @In it To win it exactly because I don’t answer questions unless I know why you asking.

      Thomas FultonThomas Fulton2 kun oldin
    • “A man who tells the truth never has to remember what he’s said”

      Finn JohnsonFinn Johnson3 kun oldin
  • Maybe it’s just me but I’d be more upset if my man didn’t bring me nothing back from Denny’s and I food always on my mind so I know what I want in 4min or less😂

    Omega TOmega T7 kun oldin
    • @David Wallace I love your name!

      Kay BeeKay Bee3 kun oldin
    • Men take note. This always helps. The thing I realized to do is buy half a dozen donuts and ask for the dozen box. This way, you can say, I didn’t finish them, and she will be happy to have a bedtime snack. Don’t do it all the time though. She’ll start to wonder why you always eat donuts with your boys. Also, am I being deceitful, yes, why, because, the truth isn’t good enough. [+]

      El Plebe UchihaEl Plebe Uchiha6 kun oldin
    • @David Wallace You was correct the first time. We already got leftovers in the fridge. I'm suppose to bring you some more?

      Darrell JamesDarrell James6 kun oldin
    • @David Wallace with me, yes call and ask b/c most likely he’s going to wake me up anyway coming in at that time, especially if I went to sleep early. Now I’m up & probably be hungry b/c my last meal was at 8:30. But I guess one has to know their partner to know to call at that hr to see if they want something to eat. Doesn’t matter where the food come from. When ur hungry everything’s good. 🤷🏽‍♀️

      ToyStarr !!!ToyStarr !!!7 kun oldin
    • @David Wallace 😂 no not Denny’s exactly just if you getting food bring something back

      Omega TOmega T7 kun oldin
  • Now that I’m 30, I can see how obnoxious I was, in my 20’s, to guys 😆 so glad I grew outta that phase 🙌🏽

    QweenKoopa👽QweenKoopa👽7 kun oldin
    • @Iunderstan Photography the walls are plentiful..lol. For both men and women

      lime& saltlime& saltKun oldin
    • @Tora Chan u can assume that if u want

      QweenKoopa👽QweenKoopa👽Kun oldin
    • And I bet you never apologized to any of those guys for causing them pain and suffering

      Tora ChanTora ChanKun oldin
    • @KCYON thank you thank you 🙏🏽

      QweenKoopa👽QweenKoopa👽3 kun oldin
    • Good for you Qween. Peace of mind is such a valuable resource isn't it. All the best

      KCYONKCYON3 kun oldin
  • Good. I wait for love from you 💝💖

    Quentin AlfredoQuentin Alfredo7 kun oldin
  • Realest shit ever!...lol

    stryfetc1stryfetc17 kun oldin
  • I'm single 😥😥😥😥😥

    Jacob ElijahJacob Elijah7 kun oldin
    • Is this Jake from State Farm?

      MRWEDAWESTMRWEDAWEST7 kun oldin
  • He need to stop peeping in on me & my wife when we arguing😭😭

    theron12theron127 kun oldin
    • Leave her and achieve peace for yourself

      Tora ChanTora ChanKun oldin
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