Mark Normand: Women On Dating Apps Are Height Supremacists - CONAN on TBS

20-Mar, 2019
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Mark isn’t over six feet tall, but he is still growing as a person.
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  • Did he say he was Kevin hart at the end?

    Cameron DeesCameron Dees2 kun oldin
  • I thought this was Norm Macdonald.

    Scorpio SnakeScorpio Snake4 kun oldin
  • This guy is underrated

    Mike GMike G6 kun oldin
  • Normand is the most bang for your comedy buck. Its an avalanche of non stop jokes. It just keeps coming at you and some of his more clever jokes you sometimes dont even get a chance to "get". He crams a ton of material in his sets. I like how he doesnt laugh at his own jokes, the way 99% of other comics do.

    kidwave1kidwave111 kun oldin
  • I liked it bud.

    Anton VRBAnton VRBOy oldin
  • This guy sucks!

    Shawn DShawn DOy oldin
  • The timbale prognostically thaw because fertilizer recurrently load excluding a didactic semicolon. smiling, milky llama

    Pamula NeelPamula NeelOy oldin
  • Good on Conan for this

    mxamiss5mxamiss5Oy oldin
  • i always enjoy when white men whine about PC

    sothathappenedsothathappenedOy oldin
  • I might kill myself because my height. I’m only 5’7 😞

    Vanilla KillaVanilla KillaOy oldin
  • Women would rather be with a douchebag who is tall than a guy who treats her right but is only three inches taller than her lol.

    Homer SimpsonHomer SimpsonOy oldin
  • Thanks a lot, I am Kevin hart??

    GhazaliGhazali2 oy oldin
  • Did Mark have a bong hit transplant?

    MaximMaxim2 oy oldin
  • I'm not "a-racist" I'm "a-roused" this guy is too smooth bro.

    Renzo RugnoneRenzo Rugnone3 oy oldin
  • "Who talks like that, I'm pretty brave"...✌

    TERBAN EjTERBAN Ej3 oy oldin
  • " I'm not a racist .. I am a Creep !" 🤣🤣🤣

    Natarajan A.VNatarajan A.V4 oy oldin
  • I actually find him really attractive. Huge adam’s apple and weird earlobes and all.

    supermilkguysupermilkguy4 oy oldin
  • Man this dude is good

    MC Mark MarksonMC Mark Markson4 oy oldin
  • Seinfeld 2

    gibus theinfamousgibus theinfamous4 oy oldin
  • he could write for Johnny Carson

    warriorpoetwarriorpoet4 oy oldin
  • "I can't wear a purple suit" A literal laughing on the floor

    Lu DominguezLu Dominguez4 oy oldin
  • Normans the best

    Adrian LopezAdrian Lopez4 oy oldin
  • I love this guys work, but I would feel weird as a comedian having to repeat the same stuff for different places, this goes for almost every comedian

    Nathan SurvellNathan Survell4 oy oldin
  • “Flipping a hetero” is sexual assault that’s why they would feel terrible after. Yes. I do know it’s a joke. But those creeps are out there in drolls. Source : am a whole bisexual, have a grindr.

    Nick JohnsenNick Johnsen4 oy oldin
  • This guy knows the definition vs the cultural meaning of words. A rebel scholar in his time.

    Brett CameratravelerBrett Cameratraveler5 oy oldin
  • He has great jokes he needs to work on his face delivery and start laughing at his own jokes. I believe in you man

    GilgameshGilgamesh5 oy oldin
  • No I am kevin hart

    MousyMousy5 oy oldin
  • dude his Adam's apple is like an alien trying to break out

    phj223phj2235 oy oldin
  • Brilliant!! :D

    Ola GOla G5 oy oldin
  • Slaying it on multiple fronts

    WildeMike49WildeMike496 oy oldin
  • I freaking love Kevin Hart

    Henry MunozHenry Munoz6 oy oldin
  • Mark has the art form of timing and edge mastered tuesgay 4 life

    Kolby LongKolby Long6 oy oldin

    mcq31mcmcq31mc6 oy oldin
  • This man's good ... plain & simple

    King SamaKing Sama6 oy oldin
  • he really reminds me Rupert Pupkin from King of Comedy

    Прокопович Александр ВладимировичПрокопович Александр Владимирович6 oy oldin
  • Haha haha hahahahaha haha haha I’m Kevin Heart

    Nater SnacksNater Snacks6 oy oldin
  • I thought this guy was an annoying unfunny dumbass when he appeared on JRE, but now that I've seen his stand-up... I was 100% right

    LuxuLuxu6 oy oldin
  • Smooth mate

    Hillroad26Hillroad266 oy oldin
  • This guy needs a special hes good

    daniel joesph livelifedaniel joesph livelife6 oy oldin
  • The best joke was....."I'm white"

    Lorenzo RaveraLorenzo Ravera7 oy oldin
  • Yo, this guy always starts with : comedy am i right?

    SuNa OfficialSuNa Official7 oy oldin
  • "Indian people, even if you are undateable your parents will arrange something" Epic😂😂😂

    Vivek KailasnathVivek Kailasnath7 oy oldin
  • This guy is absolutely oblivious, how much he gonna slave away when he scores a goal with his orgasm.

    asakinasakin7 oy oldin
  • Being a not-so-attractive straight guy, it is near-insurmountably difficult to get a girl.

    The JewThe Jew7 oy oldin
  • He's funny, I just wish he wouldn't do the fake "ha HA!" after some jokes. It's like he's telling ppl when to laugh. It kills the joke for me. Sounds too dorky.

    Arya StarkArya Stark7 oy oldin
    • That's what makes him funny to me lol.

      Mugen TVMugen TV2 oy oldin
  • The social commentary is great

    BeastieboyBeastieboy7 oy oldin
  • he is very funny but his adam's apple is distracting

    Barry HolyokeBarry Holyoke7 oy oldin
  • Am I the only who thinks his style is similar to Jerry Seinfeld's ??

    Mario RamosMario Ramos7 oy oldin
  • take down this vide: 3:50 onwards...he purposefully racially sahames all Indians as incels

    MrJuggernautishereMrJuggernautishere7 oy oldin
  • Worst delivery I’ve ever seen

    Nicholas WoodNicholas Wood7 oy oldin
  • If they were to do a scaled-down version of the Office he could play Jim!

    Reality ChallengedReality Challenged7 oy oldin
  • He is not bad, but those fake laughs are painfull

    Il GufoIl Gufo7 oy oldin
  • Kevin hart is getting better

    Zangpo SZangpo S8 oy oldin
  • Great content. Timing was off to me but maybe he meant for it to be like that idk either way it was funny

    Nick WhitsonNick Whitson8 oy oldin
  • This dude is hilarious! Omg absolutely loved his delivery style omg cracked me up so much!

    Jennifer YuJennifer Yu9 oy oldin
  • He tells jokes that are pretty dangerous but, he also comoensates with silly gestores and reactions, that really helps on his delivery, It shows people How he is not dealing with the subject seriously. He is like creating a characters for him (who tells jokes? His chacacter, not really him).

    Hugo RezendeHugo Rezende9 oy oldin
  • this guy looks like Mark Ruffalo

    Just MeJust Me9 oy oldin

    NATTERNATTER9 oy oldin
  • That trigga joke... amazing! My trigga, my trigga

    MuenniMuenni9 oy oldin
  • The last jokes kidnapped me

    iftikhar Vlogsiftikhar Vlogs9 oy oldin
  • This creep said "Thanks a lot, I'm getting hard" at the end

    Ryan HigaRyan Higa9 oy oldin
  • I thought it said Norm MacDonald

    RadEmFamRadEmFam9 oy oldin
  • 1:24 this bit was awesome, this crowd is lame cause this was a perfectly crafted joke chain

    You do youYou do you9 oy oldin
  • He looks 6ft, isn't he?

    Simanta DuttaSimanta Dutta10 oy oldin
  • This dudes funny AF. On a real note women love sex and put out extremely quickly, and have way more orgasms. But I get it’s funny to push the false stereotype that women don’t like sex.

    Gary KieselGary Kiesel10 oy oldin
    • Gary Kiesel i always saw it as the joke being more about men not performing well enough

      MatMat10 oy oldin
  • I believe it’s ‘triggA’ 😂

    Video StopVideo Stop10 oy oldin
  • It always makes me happy that theres different material after he says "I'm a little hungover right now"

    alex metzgeralex metzger10 oy oldin
  • Guy is a Genius content delivery Genius!!!!!!

    Hoover E LondonoHoover E Londono10 oy oldin
  • "Haha"

    ThabisoThabiso10 oy oldin
  • 3:50 ooft that one hit a little too close to home, chief. Lol.

    A. T.A. T.10 oy oldin
  • Having a slow metabolism is GOOD for you, if you have discipline. It actually allows you to eat less and healthy, which is good for your longevity, both in terms of productive years and lifespan. Being overweight though is bad for you, and bad for the environment. It means someone is eating more of the food supply than they should and is using up more fossil fuels to carry them around. Being short is actually good for the environment. It usually means less weight and space taken up.

    Mark HargroveMark Hargrove10 oy oldin
  • Oof for stealing Owen Benjamin’s bit

    gripmgripm10 oy oldin
  • What a legend!

    FelineHYPERFelineHYPER10 oy oldin
  • When I was younger, I thought being a short guy was a woman deterrent. Now that I'm older and realize women are crazy, I see being short more as protection from women.

    daddyrichtendaddyrichten10 oy oldin
    • I smell incel.

      MLBlue30MLBlue3010 oy oldin
  • cant stop looking at his atoms apple

    Nicolas RinggoldNicolas Ringgold10 oy oldin
  • I feel a the spirit of Norm McDonald running through his veins.

    The Raven StudioThe Raven Studio10 oy oldin
  • Hilarious. I love finding new (to me) comedians that are clever and original. I will be watching out for this guy👍

    johndickson76johndickson7610 oy oldin
  • "Well, I'm pretty brave" 🤣

    Occam's LaserOccam's Laser10 oy oldin
  • Women don't know what they want. Period.

    Ben GarciaBen Garcia10 oy oldin
  • He is really good.

    efilism is the answerefilism is the answer10 oy oldin
  • Awesome!

    MrGhazkullMrGhazkull10 oy oldin
  • I always like normand’s jokes, but his delivery is totally uninteresting to me

    Tyler CorbridgeTyler Corbridge10 oy oldin
  • He cute

    Andre’ FerreAndre’ Ferre10 oy oldin
  • his tone is really the cherry on top

    im19ice3im19ice311 oy oldin
  • He’s awesome

    DrankusDrankus11 oy oldin
  • Indian parents are a little too enthusiastic about arranging something

    Vandana LikhmaniaVandana Likhmania11 oy oldin
  • This is what comedy used to be like, in the before time, long long ago.

    Friedrich Wilhelm von SteubenFriedrich Wilhelm von Steuben11 oy oldin
  • Funny guy

    John NewmanJohn Newman11 oy oldin
  • "Height Supremacist" was an Owen Benjamin joke. Owen was doing it like three years ago.

    ABearNamedJohn -ABearNamedJohn -11 oy oldin
  • The whole video I literally could not stop staring at his sharp-ass Adam's Apple in was entrancing

    christmastigerchristmastiger11 oy oldin
  • This guy has SANS written all over him. Am i the only one who thinks that he has like the best voice and attitude for being Sans? Damn

    NoverlinNoverlin11 oy oldin
  • nailed it, this was great.

    Seeside SummerhouseSeeside Summerhouse11 oy oldin
  • not Indian, but maybe switch to the Indian joke to , "you don't even need to date, your parents will arrange something". Seems funnier to me.

    DrukstylzDrukstylz11 oy oldin
  • Speak for yourself about making women orgasm

    ThiefKingofLegendThiefKingofLegend11 oy oldin
  • Mark’s compliment-proof.

    The ZachThe Zach11 oy oldin
  • ...give this guy a Netflix show ... now !

    R CR C11 oy oldin
  • Not one dud, this was amazing!

    JuneBugFPVJuneBugFPV11 oy oldin
  • Good stuff. I like his delivery. 👍🍻

    Ken HasibarKen Hasibar11 oy oldin
  • Funny guy

    Daniel BorrieDaniel Borrie11 oy oldin
  • Is it possible for me to "like" a video more than once... Coz that's what I wanna do right now 😂😂😂👍🏽 very nice stuff.

    NormanNorman11 oy oldin