Mark Normand Wishes He Could Get Offended - CONAN on TBS

14-Mar, 2018
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Mark wishes he cared about anything as much as some people care about offensive jokes.
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  • One of his best sets. Very handsome!

    dearberlindearberlin6 kun oldin
  • as was the half-marathon joke.

    Troy GaspardTroy Gaspard9 kun oldin
  • Looking at this guy, i feel like they shud have called it Mark's Apple lol

    Sauharda ThapaSauharda Thapa22 kun oldin
  • I love the "boob in the wild" joke. Living in a heavily forested area with lots of deer, I will probably think of this every time I spot them now (and try not to spook the deer so I can observe just a little longer.)

    Carolyn TalbotCarolyn Talbot28 kun oldin
  • Did he say I'm Kevin hart? 😂😂😂😂Haha

    Marvellous MahlanguMarvellous Mahlangu29 kun oldin
  • Queef farts

    Rufus WallingRufus WallingOy oldin
  • "thanks a lot I'm hurrdie duurrr" kileld me so so good comedian

    Pol Eco 101Pol Eco 101Oy oldin
  • So funny. So cute. So humble. Doesn't get better than that. Rif on...

    EJofLAEJofLAOy oldin
  • "What the hell is this? Well you watch murder. Do you want to kill me?"

    EJofLAEJofLAOy oldin
  • Mark is so fricken good

    Reid EricksonReid Erickson2 oy oldin
  • He has quite a few Jay Leno mannerisms, but Mark is definitely funnier.

    Tommy MaddoxTommy Maddox2 oy oldin
  • Was his idea stolen by Uber or did he not know about it when he wrote the bit?

    C GC G2 oy oldin
  • The "Quiet Uber Driver" is my favorite opener of any comic. So simple, but so effective.

    soldierinallsoldierinall3 oy oldin
  • funny how both Mark Normand and Sam Morril did "chatty Uber driver" jokes on Conan

    Super SirachSuper Sirach3 oy oldin
  • Dont and havent heard of Mark, but this man funny as heck, and I liked his rigid delivery, like me when I'm about to say sth I lowkey mean it but I dont wanna offend people.

    Tan Lee LeeTan Lee Lee3 oy oldin
  • He is a "CUTIE" and funny too

    Ranae AndersonRanae Anderson3 oy oldin
  • he should say the Kevin Heart joke first. Cuz its not working.

    F!zZF!zZ3 oy oldin
  • His apple is hot.

    kight wongkight wong3 oy oldin
  • This guy's like if woody from toy story became human

    Sinedstro CythanSinedstro Cythan4 oy oldin
  • A musical of gays. 😄

    E. JamesE. James4 oy oldin
  • Jeffrey Dahmer. Bam.

    TheUNDRGRNDTheUNDRGRND4 oy oldin
  • This guy is fresh. I like him Btw he has the mannerisms of a character in Comedy Night, lol (it's kinda weird, like a mannequin)

    Eric MiretEric Miret4 oy oldin
  • That Adam's apple!!!!.. It's distracting the heck out of me..

    Shivam Singh GautamShivam Singh Gautam4 oy oldin
  • Hes great

    Predo ChildPredo Child4 oy oldin
  • Dude the level of comfortable this guy is with his sexuality is off the charts and I’m here for it

    JNYJNY4 oy oldin
  • This guy is criminally under-rated.

    siddhesh zadeysiddhesh zadey5 oy oldin
  • Great comedian but if his Adam's apple was any lower, it would be his penis!

    Ashutosh SharmaAshutosh Sharma5 oy oldin
  • Love Mark Normand, real comedy gold ! Surprised though by that closing deer joke. Louie CK made it before with the same adjective 'majestic' Probably just kleptomnesia ;)

    Paul Armand-DelillePaul Armand-Delille5 oy oldin
    • That's simply because "majestic" is the most popular word to describe that precise feeling of awe at the sight of a rare beautiful animal, it's used in movies in the same way all the time

      KnockManJoKnockManJo14 kun oldin
  • I don't find him funny...

    Nick SewellNick Sewell5 oy oldin
  • oh lord, that Adam's apple!

    Vann ApragalVann Apragal5 oy oldin
  • Tuesgay

    Kolby LongKolby Long6 oy oldin
  • That was good!

    MegaLBreezyMegaLBreezy6 oy oldin
  • Thanks Mark

    enthuesdenthuesd6 oy oldin
  • conan had mark on?

    TETCOMTETCOM6 oy oldin
  • Why does he always say I’m Kevin Hearts

    nick lermanick lerma6 oy oldin
  • I never noticed how pointy and prominent his Adams apple was and now I can't look away when I watch him

    dlaldlaldla nutsntnstndlaldlaldla nutsntnstn6 oy oldin
  • this guy is a machine gun of jokes... it's one after the other fter the other fter the other fter the other fter the other non stop!! :D

    Kizomba FusionKizomba Fusion6 oy oldin
  • killing it!, my new favorite comic

    Mark CeaMark Cea6 oy oldin
  • My fave thing about mark is the 'he he' after some of his jokes. What a great guy. Xxxo

    phlarrdboiphlarrdboi6 oy oldin
  • This guy reminds of Jerry Seinfeld. I'm never crying out in laughter, but I am giggling throughout the whole segment.

    gokuson kungokuson kun6 oy oldin
  • I like him but too much jew jokes... especially when you do a little Mitch Hedberg in your act.

    Manuel GManuel G6 oy oldin
    • @Awagel just a little bit...

      Manuel GManuel G6 oy oldin
    • I can't tell if you're offended or not 🤣

      AwagelAwagel6 oy oldin
  • Hmmm he had to change the joke bcuz they did come out with no convo option.. Big fan

    Theater of the AbsurdTheater of the Absurd6 oy oldin
  • thanks kevin hart

    Hello ThereHello There6 oy oldin
  • he need some more material

    stephen tarrstephen tarr6 oy oldin
  • One of the best joke writers/performers ive heard in a while!!!!

    Derek KelleyDerek Kelley6 oy oldin
  • This was two years ago and a lot of the material was from his recent special on UZworld, c'mon mark love your comedy but write more

    Carlos MCarlos M7 oy oldin
    • @sirpicksalot_ two years?? Its not like a few months

      Carlos MCarlos M6 oy oldin
    • Welcome to how stand-up works between specials.

      sirpicksalot_sirpicksalot_6 oy oldin
  • Great jokes, mechanical delivery though

    DDB TubeDDB Tube7 oy oldin
  • Plot twist: we did cause the traffic

    The JewThe Jew7 oy oldin
  • My friend: that's kinda racist Me: no it's not I hate everyone equally

    BJ Dragon8589BJ Dragon85897 oy oldin
  • Yo some of this aged like fine wine

    Michael MuñozMichael Muñoz7 oy oldin
  • Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart. Does he do that every time?

    leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeoriesleafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories7 oy oldin
  • I'm Kevin hart?

    White SimurghWhite Simurgh7 oy oldin
  • PEAK dad humour

    Bea GreenBea Green7 oy oldin
  • his adam's apple is scaring me

    fruitypeebilsfruitypeebils7 oy oldin
  • One mark Normand = one million Amy Schumer

    shriram ramshriram ram8 oy oldin
  • I'm kevin heart got that was good.

    A. C.A. C.8 oy oldin
  • Conan brings out the best comedians. I have literally started following everyone i see on here.

    pooflefluffpooflefluff8 oy oldin
  • This guy shrugging is the most funniest shrug i have ever seen

    SumukhSumukh8 oy oldin
  • This is one of the low key funniest comedians out there at the moment.10/10

    Bernard Von ReicheBernard Von Reiche8 oy oldin
  • LMAOOOOO HE DIDN'T JUST SAY I'M KEVIN HART AT THE END OMG i think i just died lmaoooooo this guy is way too good hey netflix this man deserves a special

    Jennifer YuJennifer Yu9 oy oldin
  • Do you know what the male equivalent of a breast is children? ..a male breast. Biology is hard isn't

    VvmopzVvmopz9 oy oldin
  • The best part was when Kevin hart showed up

    Valek SenecaValek Seneca9 oy oldin
  • This guy is so corny but for some reason it’s funny.

    Jake L.Jake L.9 oy oldin
  • I am incredibly distracted by his Adam's apple

    Amaya LuzonAmaya Luzon9 oy oldin
  • 0:15 - I've only Uber'd twice in Los Angeles, and both times the guys were extremely racist. The more baffling part was both were immigrants, one from Indonesia, and the other from Ethiopia, but both had a gripe against African Americans. Surprisingly I never got that out of Lyft

    t.j._ editst.j._ edits9 oy oldin
  • This guy sounds like norm McDonald

    Will EDCWill EDC9 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart just keeps getting funnier and funnier!

    Robert DavisRobert Davis9 oy oldin
  • He pretended to be Kevin Hart all the time

    Water DavidWater David9 oy oldin
  • Never seen someone be so laid back yet punctual at the same time

    prodYUGOprodYUGO9 oy oldin
  • I love the guy, been a big fan for several years now, but I'm worried that his Adam's apple is going to rip through his throat someday.

    YouTube-tiedYouTube-tied9 oy oldin
  • There isn't an ounce of fat in Mark's sets by the time they get on TV. Not one unnecessary word. If Mark had started doing this in 1980, he'd be seinfeld.

    Evan HarrisEvan Harris9 oy oldin
  • His Adam's apple looks like squidward when he swallowed that fork

    Ryan McDevittRyan McDevitt10 oy oldin
  • I love this guy

    Black HokageBlack Hokage10 oy oldin
  • I love Mark Normand

    Jake DouglasJake Douglas10 oy oldin
  • Mark is awesome... But why does he say at the end thank you very much I'm Kevin Hart😄😄😄

    Mauricio SuarezMauricio Suarez10 oy oldin
  • his mannerisms are like a sim XD

    im19ice3im19ice310 oy oldin
  • He’s great

    Andre’ FerreAndre’ Ferre11 oy oldin
  • I loved your role in both jumanji movies! Big fan!

    SanchezSanchez11 oy oldin
  • I love him

    Emmanuel PeniEmmanuel Peni11 oy oldin
  • This guy is top of the line right now. God damn.

    MyceliumManMyceliumMan11 oy oldin
  • His last name fit this man PERFECTLY

    FreshAsImIzFreshAsImIz11 oy oldin
  • It was the jews

    horizonfioshorizonfios11 oy oldin
  • Every video I've seen of him he exits by sayin I'm Kevin Hart. I feel like he would be better known if he said his own name ya no

    Seth KennedySeth Kennedy11 oy oldin
  • Am I the only one bothered by the lack of a microphone

    Elliot WilliamsElliot Williams11 oy oldin
  • Lol “white people don’t sound like that”

    RAW asshitshowRAW asshitshow11 oy oldin
  • He just say I’m kevin Hart?XD

    Max HarpoleMax Harpole11 oy oldin
  • He has the best voice for standup

    Antonio CaballeroAntonio Caballero11 oy oldin
  • Boob in the wild is like a deer .. omg I’m stealing this.. 🤣

    JG 46JG 4611 oy oldin
  • Kevin heart did the biggest color change since Michael Jackson

    MobMob11 oy oldin
  • Lol

    YashYash11 oy oldin
  • What’s funny is the audience is all sitting lower then him.

    Provo BravoProvo Bravo11 oy oldin
  • I laugh every time @ "I'm Kevin Heart "

    E NonyaE Nonya11 oy oldin
  • Good commentary. 👍

    AdamAdam11 oy oldin
  • Who else clicked on this thinking, for some reason, the title said "Norm MacDonald"?

    Kraven MoorheadKraven Moorhead11 oy oldin
  • Hey, Rick, Jerry is doing stand up comedy! And he's good!

    KaiKai11 oy oldin
  • Mans Adam’s Apple lookin CGI out here

    christian etzelchristian etzel11 oy oldin
  • Just Seinfeld

    white devilwhite devil11 oy oldin
  • Does he have two names??

    Matt CarlsonMatt Carlson11 oy oldin
  • He barely made any stand up vids but he is one of the best on here sad 😭 (did he die or something ) He's great I don't understand why there isn't more of his stand up

    jeremy rockssjeremy rockss11 oy oldin
  • He's one of my favorite comedians. Im hoping he blows up soon he deserves it

    Charmcity77Charmcity7711 oy oldin