Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening

1-May, 2019
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Mark Normand and his friends incur the wrath of a muscular, knife-wielding psychopath after breaking off his car’s side-view mirror. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here:

    Comedy Central Stand-UpComedy Central Stand-UpYil oldin
    • Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle

      ChrisChris6 oy oldin
    • Bring back Ari you smucks.

      Bill HasadeathwishBill Hasadeathwish8 oy oldin
    • 0p

      ES TVES TV11 oy oldin
    • Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      chinmay kamalapurkarchinmay kamalapurkarYil oldin
    • Comedy Central Stand-Up why is the view count not going up for good comics? But PC vagina videos are going up and up

      Jibbles NbitzJibbles NbitzYil oldin
  • I can’t stand the guy sitting front row behind him with the glasses in green shirt. He looks like a total douche sitting there judging. Looks like a male feminist lol

    ricky aricky a22 soat oldin
  • So is kevin hart going to sue him eventually for this whole bit? Like I don't even get it anyway, but yes I'm aware that he does it at the end of multiple sets and it's sort of a running joke, but why would you do that and not give your real name so people remember it and look for your other specials or look for your channel etc.

    Random YoutuberRandom Youtuber2 kun oldin
  • hope he just made this all up.

    B squaredB squared7 kun oldin
  • He said the sign on the side mirror read "objects may be closer than they appear" but it's always said "are" instead of "may". But I remember it saying "may". Pretty interesting Mandela effect.

    Alex DeLargeAlex DeLarge18 kun oldin
  • Normand swears his not a good story teller , but this was freaking hilarious

    AK 4oAK 4o18 kun oldin
  • This might be the funniest story I’ve ever heard

    Pasha 23Pasha 2323 kun oldin
  • Now imagine...just will be am asian guy telling the same story only all the white guys in the story would be asian and vs.. . Be honest.

    jylbek71jylbek7128 kun oldin
  • 2:20 Sounds like Uncle Joey.

    Kevin EKevin EOy oldin
  • I’m I the only one who liked it more when Ari was the host?

    manuel gutierrezmanuel gutierrezOy oldin
  • bad

    lizlolizloOy oldin
  • Champion.

    Maleah JacobsMaleah JacobsOy oldin
  • Markie mark is funny. Hes better at jokes than singing

    Michael GoldsteinMichael GoldsteinOy oldin
  • Best This Is Not Happening story. Mark really gets you into it. 😊

    dcool2u2dcool2u2Oy oldin
  • Mark is so Underrated. Next in line for the comedy hall of fame calling g it now

    Slick DaddySlick DaddyOy oldin
  • Why tf would i want to hear the meat of the story right at the beginning of the video as soon as i click on it? Smh

    Jason LJason LOy oldin
  • Funniest “this is not happening” by far.

    This Is The PodcastThis Is The PodcastOy oldin
  • That Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean dude must've been having a rough few days before that incident.

    Brill EargasmBrill EargasmOy oldin
  • Best upcoming comedian since bill burr. Hands down, love this dude. Can't wait for his next special.

    Volvo dotoVolvo doto2 oy oldin
  • He's actually hilarious

    Chloe BGChloe BG2 oy oldin
  • I refuse to believe that the police served three 15 year olds with papers to appear in court, and neither they or the police notified any of their parents, and they just got to go to a court appearance accompanied by zero adults.

    Alex TomanovichAlex Tomanovich2 oy oldin
  • Asian!!!!!! Lol

    basedharrybeatsbasedharrybeats2 oy oldin
  • Haha! Comedy!

    Zachary SimonZachary Simon2 oy oldin
  • The "We Love Jesus" line always works on the pigs.

    Sarah O'SheaSarah O'Shea2 oy oldin
  • Lmao I had a friend in high school from Mandeville, he moved here after Katrina

    BarfyMan 362BarfyMan 3622 oy oldin
  • Sabias que seria mejor?.... Hablar por teléfono ... seria más rápido ....ya tengo sueño 😩

    Joana GuzmanJoana Guzman2 oy oldin
  • Haa ahahaha

    Dr. GreenthumbDr. Greenthumb3 oy oldin
  • I wanna stab that cross-armed, no-smile-having hipster douchebag in the crowd with a butter knife.

    ticklemeelmo73ticklemeelmo733 oy oldin
  • 3:48, 4:35, 5:58, 7:36, 8:33

    Quit YoutubeQuit Youtube3 oy oldin
  • He doesnt have earlobes

    Con MCon M3 oy oldin
  • This is one of those where I hope most of it’s true 😂

    JaraxuJaraxu3 oy oldin
  • Monvietkornese

    HuyivantHuyivant3 oy oldin
  • God didn't miss. Its just The Maniac killed God's assassin in that bar fight

    C4_567C4_5673 oy oldin
  • I clicked "liked" before I even watched it. I wasn't disappointed... I mean, it's MARK NORMAND!

    WolfieWolfie3 oy oldin
  • The running Asian gag had me dying lmao

    Matt AlegiMatt Alegi3 oy oldin
  • Best one

    Gary KieselGary Kiesel3 oy oldin
  • 1

    Darren BarelaDarren Barela3 oy oldin
  • Seriously! This is what passes for comedy today? Didn't even freaking smile. Not even once.

  • Mark Normand is like a younger crazier version of Norm MacDonald 🤣

    Moe SkeetzMoe Skeetz4 oy oldin
  • Coulda done without that bullshit, dumb intro.

    Bill StewartBill Stewart4 oy oldin
  • I've never seen him this active and I like it.

  • **DEFEND** New Orleans

    1000lbgrizzly1000lbgrizzly4 oy oldin
  • This dude was definitely Japanese

    Patrick GunningPatrick Gunning4 oy oldin
  • Ewww Comedy Central

    MoroseLoki C.A.MoroseLoki C.A.4 oy oldin
  • The communion suit oh yes

    75hilmar75hilmar4 oy oldin
  • I love Kevin hart...

    Bit CoinBit Coin5 oy oldin
  • I don't believe any of this story.

    Allison CoppolaAllison Coppola5 oy oldin
  • Mark was super dope ! I loved this 🔥🔥🔥

    Mojibola AdeyeyeMojibola Adeyeye5 oy oldin
  • Definitely the funniest most underrated comedian ever, he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    Mr. SlikkMr. Slikk5 oy oldin
  • He said asian. I'm offended. Cancel this guy.

    dave ceedave cee5 oy oldin
  • Dis guy looks like ant man(marvel movie)....same character

  • the worst part of this show is anything with Roy Wood in it

    Frasereder236Frasereder2366 oy oldin
  • ironically, Mark is so much funnier than Kevin.

    Troy JohnsonTroy Johnson6 oy oldin
  • But I'll take it😅😅

    Albert Whisky MasiAlbert Whisky Masi6 oy oldin
  • He doesn’t have earlobes it’s like they connect to his skull too wtf

    JStackJStack6 oy oldin
  • Can someone please explain the Kevin Hart jokes to me. I stumbled upon Mark recently and have been curious. My only guess is that they kinda sound alike I guess but not to the extent where ppl comment on it as often as they do lol plz explain

    The Tribal1The Tribal16 oy oldin

    dumb thicc wizarddumb thicc wizard6 oy oldin
  • That was one angry Japanese dude!

    Shadow IVShadow IV6 oy oldin
  • whoa im just a few houses down from West End

    Anthony D.Anthony D.6 oy oldin
    • brown doc martins...sounds like Holy Cross kids lol

      Anthony D.Anthony D.6 oy oldin
  • Best is when he sneaks in "I'm gay" and "praise Allah"

    JP SJP S6 oy oldin
  • Audience: Hahaha That one guy: AHHAHAHAAA!

    It's Just LogicIt's Just Logic6 oy oldin
  • In 100% fairness, this whole “I think they were. . . ayyysian” bit he might have accidentally borrowed from Ben Stiller’s character on cable guy

    Steve ZSteve Z6 oy oldin
  • Hahahahaha

    Achintya SrivastavaAchintya Srivastava6 oy oldin
  • Dude I have a true court story that is basically the same except the woman that I was in court for murdered a man and got away with it. Love this guy

    Rocky DonRocky Don6 oy oldin
  • That girl with the purple hair in the front kinda cute ngl

    A RA R6 oy oldin
  • The Best... This Is Not Happening Ever!

    Danny GDanny G7 oy oldin
  • full of natty ice and fear in 2020

    Eric McDonoughEric McDonough7 oy oldin
  • Genius!

    Christine ChinChristine Chin7 oy oldin
  • destroyed a mans life. comedy material. jeeses

    LE0NSKALE0NSKA7 oy oldin
  • I think this guy is on heroin when he told this story

    Thiran RupasingheThiran Rupasinghe7 oy oldin
    • You know what heroin does right

      Matthew BishopMatthew BishopOy oldin
  • That last line and how he kept saying "Must have been ___ or something" was hilarious

    Charles GerardCharles Gerard7 oy oldin
  • The dude laughing so hard after the don't do drugs comment 😂😂

    Phil SkinklePhil Skinkle7 oy oldin
  • i dont even think what he said was possible lol

    Whuzzin GamontWhuzzin Gamont7 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart is hilarious, the ending is great!

    Jason RohdeJason Rohde7 oy oldin
  • 🤨 This was funny?

    Scandal FanaticScandal Fanatic7 oy oldin
  • God missed but I'll take it LMAO

    jesse troyjesse troy7 oy oldin
  • I only now noticed his weird ass ears and I can't look away

    Dick BisonDick Bison7 oy oldin
  • That brunette girl in the audience is gorgeous 😍

    MrKrautsaftnudelMrKrautsaftnudel7 oy oldin
  • This guys is great just lost my 3rd game queue

    Pedro SequeiraPedro Sequeira7 oy oldin
  • All the people look at the back of his head are freaking me out.

    Pedro SequeiraPedro Sequeira7 oy oldin
  • Imagine all the people that got their mirrors broken finding out who did it at the same time. There will be a mob outside his house, any day now...

    Pedro SequeiraPedro Sequeira7 oy oldin
  • Cant believe they ruined a cambodians mans life..

    OpochtliOpochtli7 oy oldin
  • That’s a rule of life for me, NEVER mess around with an Asian who has a pony tail.

    jay clarkjay clark7 oy oldin
  • hey comedy central we already clicked on the video and intend to watch it, we don't need the whole video ruined by the punchline being shown in the first few seconds of every one of these videos, but hey what do i know

    ohRoyLohRoyL7 oy oldin
  • He animated that story so well.

    Dubby WatersDubby Waters7 oy oldin
  • Where is Ari?

    Matthew GalvinMatthew Galvin7 oy oldin
  • Why did they get rid of Ari?

    Q CrewQ Crew7 oy oldin
  • Asian must’ve been Asian

    Kymani RuncieKymani Runcie7 oy oldin
  • Found myself starring at his ears the whole time

    Renee GilbertRenee Gilbert7 oy oldin
  • So this guy and his friends are responsible for inadvertently triggering the wrong kind of guy and someone else got caught in the crossfire of this guys rage.... hilarious....

    Dean IrvingDean Irving7 oy oldin
  • Good to see kevin harts funny bone got snapped back into place after that accident this set was killer

    thefighterandthekidzthefighterandthekidz7 oy oldin
  • Cool story. Bro.

    Feels GoodFeels Good7 oy oldin
  • Mark: three knuckleheads in wrinkly suits and, you know, probably a chubby... Scene guy with glasses and beanie: *finally cracks a smile* 9:35

    Kurt Anders KarlsonKurt Anders Karlson8 oy oldin
  • Just hilarious. And to think I only found out about him today. 'Out to lunch' funny AF

    Innocent DlaminiInnocent Dlamini8 oy oldin
  • 8:29 Dude what's up with his earlobes?

    Gronk McGronkinGronk McGronkin8 oy oldin
  • Did he write this joke 20 years ago? The whole "asian guy" thing did not work. The story doesn't change one bit if he leaves it out, unless the whole point is that he's racist.

    Matt WendlingMatt Wendling8 oy oldin
    • Well the story is true and happened 20 years ago.

      Matthew BishopMatthew BishopOy oldin
  • I mean he is funny and I am a huge fan but I cannot stop staring at his hair

    Sr Perpetua MSr Perpetua M8 oy oldin
  • lesson learned: that douche bag in your life may be a blessing to not only you but everyone else later in life like Mark is. That's why we shouldn't judge others and why we should forgive just never know what the future will bring. With god all things are possible.

    A. C.A. C.8 oy oldin
  • "God missed but I'll take it!"

    Foxy thepirateFoxy thepirate8 oy oldin
  • the spoilers in the beginning ruins the story sometimes

    Martin MickelsMartin Mickels8 oy oldin