Mark Normand - Pursued by an Armed Maniac - This Is Not Happening
Mark Normand and his friends incur the wrath of a muscular, knife-wielding psychopath after breaking off his car’s side-view mirror. (Contains strong language.)
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Please bring back the video content for The Bonfire show. It's the best thing on SiriusXM and the video content makes it that much better. #CrackleCrackle
Bring back Ari you smucks.
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Ur Damm good mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comedy Central Stand-Up why is the view count not going up for good comics? But PC vagina videos are going up and up
I can’t stand the guy sitting front row behind him with the glasses in green shirt. He looks like a total douche sitting there judging. Looks like a male feminist lol
So is kevin hart going to sue him eventually for this whole bit? Like I don't even get it anyway, but yes I'm aware that he does it at the end of multiple sets and it's sort of a running joke, but why would you do that and not give your real name so people remember it and look for your other specials or look for your channel etc.
hope he just made this all up.
He said the sign on the side mirror read "objects may be closer than they appear" but it's always said "are" instead of "may". But I remember it saying "may". Pretty interesting Mandela effect.
Normand swears his not a good story teller , but this was freaking hilarious
This might be the funniest story I’ve ever heard
Now imagine...just imagine...it will be am asian guy telling the same story only all the white guys in the story would be asian and vs.. . Be honest.
2:20 Sounds like Uncle Joey.
I’m I the only one who liked it more when Ari was the host?
bad
Champion.
Markie mark is funny. Hes better at jokes than singing
Best This Is Not Happening story. Mark really gets you into it. 😊
Mark is so Underrated. Next in line for the comedy hall of fame calling g it now
Why tf would i want to hear the meat of the story right at the beginning of the video as soon as i click on it? Smh
Funniest “this is not happening” by far.
That Mongolian-Vietnamese-Korean dude must've been having a rough few days before that incident.
Best upcoming comedian since bill burr. Hands down, love this dude. Can't wait for his next special.
He's actually hilarious
I refuse to believe that the police served three 15 year olds with papers to appear in court, and neither they or the police notified any of their parents, and they just got to go to a court appearance accompanied by zero adults.
Asian!!!!!! Lol
Haha! Comedy!
The "We Love Jesus" line always works on the pigs.
Lmao I had a friend in high school from Mandeville, he moved here after Katrina
Sabias que seria mejor?.... Hablar por teléfono ... seria más rápido ....ya tengo sueño 😩
Haa ahahaha
I wanna stab that cross-armed, no-smile-having hipster douchebag in the crowd with a butter knife.
3:48, 4:35, 5:58, 7:36, 8:33
He doesnt have earlobes
This is one of those where I hope most of it’s true 😂
Monvietkornese
God didn't miss. Its just The Maniac killed God's assassin in that bar fight
I clicked "liked" before I even watched it. I wasn't disappointed... I mean, it's MARK NORMAND!
The running Asian gag had me dying lmao
Best one
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Seriously! This is what passes for comedy today? Didn't even freaking smile. Not even once.
Mark Normand is like a younger crazier version of Norm MacDonald 🤣
Coulda done without that bullshit, dumb intro.
I've never seen him this active and I like it.
**DEFEND** New Orleans
This dude was definitely Japanese
Ewww Comedy Central
The communion suit oh yes
I love Kevin hart...
I don't believe any of this story.
Mark was super dope ! I loved this 🔥🔥🔥
Definitely the funniest most underrated comedian ever, he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
He said asian. I'm offended. Cancel this guy.
Dis guy looks like ant man(marvel movie)....same character
the worst part of this show is anything with Roy Wood in it
ironically, Mark is so much funnier than Kevin.
But I'll take it😅😅
He doesn’t have earlobes it’s like they connect to his skull too wtf
Can someone please explain the Kevin Hart jokes to me. I stumbled upon Mark recently and have been curious. My only guess is that they kinda sound alike I guess but not to the extent where ppl comment on it as often as they do lol plz explain
ASIAN
That was one angry Japanese dude!
whoa im just a few houses down from West End
brown doc martins...sounds like Holy Cross kids lol
Best is when he sneaks in "I'm gay" and "praise Allah"
Audience: Hahaha That one guy: AHHAHAHAAA!
In 100% fairness, this whole “I think they were. . . ayyysian” bit he might have accidentally borrowed from Ben Stiller’s character on cable guy
Hahahahaha
Dude I have a true court story that is basically the same except the woman that I was in court for murdered a man and got away with it. Love this guy
That girl with the purple hair in the front kinda cute ngl
The Best... This Is Not Happening Ever!
full of natty ice and fear in 2020
Genius!
destroyed a mans life. comedy material. jeeses
I think this guy is on heroin when he told this story
You know what heroin does right
That last line and how he kept saying "Must have been ___ or something" was hilarious
The dude laughing so hard after the don't do drugs comment 😂😂
i dont even think what he said was possible lol
Kevin Hart is hilarious, the ending is great!
🤨 This was funny?
God missed but I'll take it LMAO
I only now noticed his weird ass ears and I can't look away
That brunette girl in the audience is gorgeous 😍
This guys is great just lost my 3rd game queue
All the people look at the back of his head are freaking me out.
Imagine all the people that got their mirrors broken finding out who did it at the same time. There will be a mob outside his house, any day now...
Cant believe they ruined a cambodians mans life..
That’s a rule of life for me, NEVER mess around with an Asian who has a pony tail.
hey comedy central we already clicked on the video and intend to watch it, we don't need the whole video ruined by the punchline being shown in the first few seconds of every one of these videos, but hey what do i know
He animated that story so well.
Where is Ari?
Why did they get rid of Ari?
Asian must’ve been Asian
Found myself starring at his ears the whole time
So this guy and his friends are responsible for inadvertently triggering the wrong kind of guy and someone else got caught in the crossfire of this guys rage.... hilarious....
Good to see kevin harts funny bone got snapped back into place after that accident this set was killer
Cool story. Bro.
Mark: three knuckleheads in wrinkly suits and, you know, probably a chubby... Scene guy with glasses and beanie: *finally cracks a smile* 9:35
Just hilarious. And to think I only found out about him today. 'Out to lunch' funny AF
8:29 Dude what's up with his earlobes?
Did he write this joke 20 years ago? The whole "asian guy" thing did not work. The story doesn't change one bit if he leaves it out, unless the whole point is that he's racist.
Well the story is true and happened 20 years ago.
I mean he is funny and I am a huge fan but I cannot stop staring at his hair
lesson learned: that douche bag in your life may be a blessing to not only you but everyone else later in life like Mark is. That's why we shouldn't judge others and why we should forgive them..you just never know what the future will bring. With god all things are possible.
"God missed but I'll take it!"
the spoilers in the beginning ruins the story sometimes