Mark Normand - Everything’s Tense

2-Okt, 2018
528 762 Ko‘rishlar soni

In his special Don’t Be Yourself, Mark Normand shares his views on politically correct language and suggests treating racists like smokers.
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  • Congrats on up and comer Kevin hart!

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  • At least one person that identifies as Kevin Hart is funny.

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  • He queefed it up real nice

    Drew DDrew DOy oldin
  • He's one of my favorite comedians, but if you watch a few sets you see several recycled jokes. He's still hilarious, but that may be his problem.

    Derrick BrewerDerrick BrewerOy oldin
    • @Drew D True. They usually work it out in clubs where no one is recording until they fine tune their hour. Mark=no f's given lol

      Derrick BrewerDerrick BrewerOy oldin
    • That applies to most comics, you see the same jokes until they're working on their next special

      Drew DDrew DOy oldin

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  • I like to steal... I get a real rush from stealing 😂

    Kome NgehKome Ngeh2 oy oldin
  • He is CRAZY FUNNY and such a handsome guy and Mmmm..

    Ranae AndersonRanae Anderson3 oy oldin
  • He’s funny & truthful too👀

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  • I wonder what race joke they edited out

    Maxim GolovlevMaxim Golovlev3 oy oldin
  • That’s why I brought you 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Dude. It's like Chappelle level wit mixed with some norm macdonald delivery. Really nice stuff.

    Pierre MoynihanPierre Moynihan4 oy oldin
  • Hmmm

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  • 2:18 The racists and smokers analogy, so true!

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  • He wasn't really white

    Michael RaiderMichael Raider5 oy oldin
  • Mark is so cute!

    Jeff PetrieJeff Petrie5 oy oldin
  • I support the midgies, that's why I like Kevin heart.

    platnim punkplatnim punk6 oy oldin
  • The "crossing the street slowly, not 'cause they do that" is fucking genius.

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  • When you come down to the comments section with something witty only to realize 8 other people beat you with the "Kevin Hart" jokes

    Autodidactic ArtisanAutodidactic Artisan6 oy oldin
  • This is WAY more relevant in mid-2020.

    Kevin MahaffeyKevin Mahaffey7 oy oldin
  • Awe man I'm from Knoxville🙃 Its not that bad I promise

    Jacob JohnsonJacob Johnson7 oy oldin
  • thx god i found this guy

    lemonnbaelemonnbae7 oy oldin
  • I think that t-shirt is from a pajama. I know because I have the same one

    Andre CostaAndre Costa8 oy oldin
  • “thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart !”

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  • I got kids hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • He is effortlessly funny 🤣🤣😂😂

    KL LWCKL LWC9 oy oldin
  • So glad he still address important topics.... Bullshit pc

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  • Why we label anyone? ....oppression system.

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  • 2:28 how is it racist hating on a religion??

    Brett NBrett N9 oy oldin
  • This guy is just getting started he is gonna kick

    No6 theprisonerNo6 theprisoner10 oy oldin
  • Yoooo, this guy was funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Christine WChristine W10 oy oldin
  • Man every joke is a hit with this guy! I haven't laughed this consistently* while watching a stand up since the Louis CK shows.

    A MontesA Montes11 oy oldin
  • Brilliant.

    George CorreaGeorge Correa11 oy oldin
  • George Carlin vibes

    Alexandru MititeluAlexandru Mititelu11 oy oldin
  • He is veeeery funny!

    Theo HuioiesinTheo Huioiesin11 oy oldin
  • Racism is so funny to white dudes. Meanwhile a dude was chased and murdered for picking 6 sunflowers from the sidewalk of a yard. On feb 14. Hahahahaha😭😞😳.😇

    Nyima ManningNyima Manning11 oy oldin
  • He is just the BEST!

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  • This set is old.

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  • Love that 911 bit..

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  • That ending😂😅😂😂🤣😂😅

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  • Netflix give this guy a special!!

    Luis FigueroaLuis Figueroa11 oy oldin
  • I've wondered why black people(Not all, just enough that I've noticed)cross the street so casually? Any black people care to weigh in?

    Shane HaneyShane Haney11 oy oldin
  • "We're past Arabs now" That's brilliant

    Shelby BrownShelby Brown11 oy oldin
  • You are a klepto and a necro

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  • George carlin vibes anyone?

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  • lulz

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  • 2:30 He doesn’t say “Goddamn Jews,” it’s been edited. What do you think he really said?

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    • Omni Codex fucking*

      Nick WrightNick Wright11 oy oldin
  • Elon Musk is an African American.....

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  • I live in Knoxville. And yeah.

    Hannah OranHannah Oran11 oy oldin
  • Good set!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    Lauren DukesLauren Dukes11 oy oldin
  • I want to see his guns, the shirt is giving me a preview

    zellpenguinzellpenguin11 oy oldin
  • Yeah, I liked it better when McGruber did it

    Daniel FlanaganDaniel Flanagan11 oy oldin
  • i just came from a video of mark’s that was posted from 8 hours ago. this one is from a year ago, and he’s wearing the exact same outfit.

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  • Knoxville’s not that bad thoo

    Human PersonHuman Person11 oy oldin
  • looks like Ben Savage

    Michele RichMichele Rich11 oy oldin
  • 03:55 Making your nonwhite friend the punchline of a joke about your white privilege is peak cringe.

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    • Amber O Settle down ❄ You're the type of person he's talking about when it comes to PC bullshit. You sound mentally gay.

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  • Mark normand is a brilliant writer

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  • What is PC?

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  • I live in New York. We’re past Arabs LET’S GOOOO! 😂

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  • Lol a bunch of racists out in the cold

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  • White privilege is having the IQ points necessary to bring a diversionary POC.

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  • "Thanks slot I've been Kevin Hart."

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  • Mark Normand -- Man, I tell yeah, no wonder gay guys are always after him he's a sexy manbeast! Hair in all the right places, slightly chubby cheeks, and that Adams apple whoa!

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  • I like the rest of his content but this was really offensive compared to it all.

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  • Knoxville called out my dude.. but we aren’t that bad....

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  • Channeling his inner George Carlin

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  • Heh heyyyyyyyy. O and A saw this dude's talent back in the day, it's awesome to see what a great comic he is now.

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    • Apple Jacks ok

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  • I think I found my new favorite comic.... Next to Steve Simone

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  • Mark is one of comedy's best kept secrets & I sure hope he gets to come out of the comedy closet he's been hiding in so he can shine like the polished, anachronistic, anxiety ridden star that he is. ☆ ♡

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  • How is this guy not famous as hell yet?

    Benjamin VoegeleBenjamin VoegeleYil oldin
  • First time hearing this guy, he’s great👍 Reminds me of a modern Norm Macdonald

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  • Carlin did it first

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  • Kevin Hart was in the commercial at the beginning of the video... and I was so excited to see that and then have him sign of as Kevin Hart... and then he didn't. :(:(:(

    Christian ReebChristian ReebYil oldin
  • Guy's not unfunny, I guess. He's pretty bland though.

    Mark LewisMark LewisYil oldin
  • Great comedian. I keep seeing him doing the same routine though. Maybe that’s UZworld but I’d like to hear a different routine though. He’s a smart joke writer and he has to more material.

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  • Love this.

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  • I'm Kevin Hart!

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  • Best thing about PC culture Pointing out its absurdity

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  • Wow, what a phenomenal joke writer!

    Jason YountJason YountYil oldin
  • “It’s a great white shark! I mean mediocre shark! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Kevin hart back at it

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  • Jews are a Race?

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  • he forgot to sign off AS KEVIN HART

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  • Racist brakes hahahaha

  • this guy is hilarious..really like his shit

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  • THIS GUY IS FAB!!! 👍

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  • White ppl get offended on behalf of me. I’m cool man, make some asian jokes haha

    Eric LeeEric LeeYil oldin
  • If he were my neighbor, I’d feed him dinner every night before his show.

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  • LOVE Mark Normand, but the beginning joke idea is a rip from George Carlin. Still hilarious!

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  • george carlin soft language

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  • This guy is awesome

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  • Fire 🔥

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  • 2:33 that was a shitty cut lol

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  • 3301

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  • He has a very funny podcast for anyone interested.

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  • That intro is a reference of a George Carlin bit, no?

    Blaise TangneyBlaise TangneyYil oldin
  • his last joke is stolen, i just don't know who from

    MichaelMichaelYil oldin
  • I thought this was called Everything's Right played 7/21/17 at the Baker's Dozen. 562698428511

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