Mark Normand - You Can't Trust Google

6-Iyn, 2016
592 026 Ko‘rishlar soni

#MarkNormand on sneaky internet ads, his favourite type of people, and gender double standards.
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  • In terms of comedic performance: He’s NOT kevin hart guys. He has No expression in his voice or face. He’s the opposite of kevin harts standup performance. A close white KH performance comparison would be a young Jim Carrey standup special. Again. Opposite energy of KH.

    James KJames K7 kun oldin
  • ❤️ him

    angela pittsangela pittsOy oldin
  • Hahahaha why is Kevin Hart pretending to be some dude named Mark Normand?

    Bhl 10Bhl 10Oy oldin
  • 👈 I'm the friend.

    Favorite MustardFavorite MustardOy oldin
  • This the guy who ruins your credit after marrying him in Vegas because you met him in rehab

    Jelani HayesJelani Hayes2 oy oldin
  • Live crowds do not appreciate this guys jokes. I blame the PC culture. Everyone is literally worried about whether or not they should laugh. Its a shame because they are so well written.

    People pleaserPeople pleaser3 oy oldin
    • The crowd was dying with laughter. What are you talking about?

      Tanvi KejriwalTanvi Kejriwal3 oy oldin
  • What a FUNNY SWEETHEART Mmm......m..mmmmm yum

    Ranae AndersonRanae Anderson3 oy oldin
  • Appreciate him talking about double standards of the society...

    Shivam ShagalShivam Shagal3 oy oldin
  • the walmart joke :'D

    kirtan desaikirtan desai3 oy oldin
  • I love Kevin Hart's comedy!

    ZachZach4 oy oldin
  • This is pretty bland. Not funny at all, was he a writer on full house?

    Dru BloodDru Blood4 oy oldin
  • Even his delivery is so much like Jerry Seinfeld's stand up in his sitcom. No wonder Jerry likes him so much

    Sad StormtrooperSad Stormtrooper4 oy oldin
  • The new Leno

    Ian MondragonIan Mondragon4 oy oldin
  • My new favourite comic.

    #bushlife#bushlife4 oy oldin
  • Give it a Goog!

    M vSdVM vSdV4 oy oldin
  • Why does his ears look like he's a Cardassian? It's really disturbing for me.

    zlaczlac4 oy oldin
  • Reminds me of a pandering asshole.

    Trevor LyonsTrevor Lyons4 oy oldin
  • His analogies are incredible hahaha

    SykedelikSykedelik4 oy oldin
  • that was f*cking poetry, all his realizations r like hilarious modern day philosophy

    A WA W5 oy oldin
  • Kevin changed his name?

    Marcus VanickMarcus Vanick5 oy oldin
  • His " ha haaa" reminds me of the ostrich from familly guy😅

    zizou GTzizou GT6 oy oldin
  • Love the guy

    phlarrdboiphlarrdboi6 oy oldin
  • You may not be racist but you are a liar 🤣

    Matt HotchkissMatt Hotchkiss6 oy oldin
  • Skits have been getting crap men laid for years. It’s the walk of pride in my opinion. I have always loved easy girls!😎👍

    TheWrong QuestionTheWrong Question6 oy oldin
  • Is there a laugh track

    Jack DavisJack Davis7 oy oldin
  • 🤣🤣

    Derick spawnDerick spawn7 oy oldin
  • Sluts nowadays aren't even good sluts tho 😅🤣

    adeezy07adeezy077 oy oldin
  • At 4:50 did he just say, "I'm Mark Normand" ? Who the heck is that?

    Farid IshamFarid Isham7 oy oldin
  • Who the heck is this Mark Normand guy?

    Maxi IrohMaxi Iroh7 oy oldin
  • "It's like a Walmart." Right, because the workers who offer you that service at 4:00 AM for a minimum wage know that they are in that situation because they made some bad decisions in their lives. And you know it too but you don't really care. You expect them to hide it behind a fake smile and so they do.

    AlexAlex7 oy oldin
  • ""I don't put out until 3 months into a relationship." "Yeah because you have nothing else to offer."" Its the other way around. Only a woman who has a lot to offer besides sex can make a man wait for three months.

    AlexAlex7 oy oldin
  • Why did Kevin Hart say he was Mark Normand at the end?

    Oscar Roswall-StanleyOscar Roswall-Stanley7 oy oldin
  • I was recently inside a Walmart at 4 in the morning buying camping gear & I was thinking the same thing lol

    Angel CanezAngel Canez7 oy oldin
    • You might be happy but the workers who offer you that service at 4:00 AM for a minimum wage know that they are in that situation because they made some bad decisions in their lives and you know it too. But they know you don't really care so they give you a fake smile.

      AlexAlex7 oy oldin
  • This dude is gonna be huge.

    SaculNoshplodaSaculNoshploda7 oy oldin
  • I thought he was keving hartz

    Vin NayarVin Nayar8 oy oldin
  • "you cant trust google".. Thanks jack ass, I learned that in middle school... The word itself is a misspelling. go fucking figure. It is like a perfect example of internet knowledge.. "i learned myself from wikipedia"... and I didnt watch, and i dont care

    Nate JayNate Jay8 oy oldin
    • wow :O you're cool !

      dayyngdayyng8 oy oldin
  • I’m confused. I searched for Kevin Hart and this popped up.

    Nicholas RobertsNicholas Roberts8 oy oldin
  • Who's this "Mark Normand"? Kevin Hart is being funny again isn't he

    LukeLuke8 oy oldin
  • Definitely the funniest simp around 🤣

    Fernando LopezFernando Lopez9 oy oldin
  • Wow i've been to countless comedy shows, saw him in 2017 & this guy is awesome & hilarious. He's one of those rare down to earth comedians that takes a picture with you after the show just because you went & enjoyed it 👍

    Kenny KKenny K9 oy oldin
  • Intelligent humor

    Knight dudeKnight dude9 oy oldin
  • Ladies and Gentlemen I'd like to introduce Mr SJW.. Give him no round of applause. Way to be a beta b*tch

    Bobby 33Bobby 339 oy oldin
  • I thought this was kevin hart?

    Secret SauceSecret Sauce9 oy oldin
  • This guy is just an edgy sjw

    Fuck YouFuck You9 oy oldin
  • I love this guys set up for his jokes he intentionally makes things awkward to segway into his jokes an delivers his punchelines great from it great comic

    RyynerWickedRyynerWicked9 oy oldin
  • Your one of the best mark don't stop. The world needs funny. You have plenty of funny. I'm a big fan dude not to dick ride but this thing you do hits the spot for me. Look forward to your Netflix special

    here for nowhere for now9 oy oldin
  • Normand is an effffffffing beast

    Dirty MilkDirty Milk9 oy oldin
  • What a simp

    Neil PatelNeil Patel9 oy oldin
  • Kinda sounds like Seinfeld

    G10 g. 1.0G10 g. 1.010 oy oldin
  • He’s like that mark from parks and rec

    Noor KarkaraNoor Karkara10 oy oldin
  • Because promiscuity isn't a trait to be admired and encouraged in women, ya dope.

    Pancake LizardPancake Lizard10 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand sounds like a Danish name..

    ComanderComander10 oy oldin
  • Sometimes funny but simp

    jacob lebowitzjacob lebowitz10 oy oldin
  • the sound like the ostrich in family guy

    Black HokageBlack Hokage10 oy oldin
  • at the 32 second mark

    Ankit SoodAnkit Sood10 oy oldin
  • yoooo, at 33 second, Mark says "Hey, Google" so clearly.. it activated my android's google voice recognition

    Ankit SoodAnkit Sood10 oy oldin
  • Give it a goog

    Dylbo WagginsDylbo Waggins10 oy oldin
  • I'm with it, fck prude girls!

    Matthew LaneMatthew Lane10 oy oldin
  • That... was good.

    Chris Cooper, random man of musicChris Cooper, random man of music10 oy oldin
  • 😂😂😂

    Elie MwangiElie Mwangi10 oy oldin
  • So sexy.

    NotGerhard NotRichterNotGerhard NotRichter11 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart is one of my new favorite comedians - even though he forgets his real name sometimes!

    Ryan RodriguezRyan Rodriguez11 oy oldin
  • He's like a funnier John mulaney 😂

    Tyler JosephTyler Joseph11 oy oldin
  • Legend

    OpochtliOpochtli11 oy oldin
  • I Love this guy

    Chris NavarreChris Navarre11 oy oldin
  • Spicy latinas for a friend lol

    Matt BauderMatt Bauder11 oy oldin
  • Fuck thats a good set. Where have I been on the Normand train?

    Demitri RallisDemitri Rallis11 oy oldin
  • The girl at 1:29 was a little too excited for that joke and is 107% a thot

    Austin HallAustin Hall11 oy oldin
  • master key = good.....lock that any key can open = bad

    Love StarLove Star11 oy oldin
  • Awesome joke😂🍀

    Paddy TPaddy T11 oy oldin
  • Favourite comic going today

    F ZF Z11 oy oldin
  • that closer tho XD

    GideonGideon11 oy oldin
  • My phone stops when he says hey google

    Aamir KhanAamir Khan11 oy oldin
  • That last joke is amazing.

    Tyler RigdonTyler Rigdon11 oy oldin
  • I thought this was kevin hart

    Desmond TurnerDesmond Turner11 oy oldin
  • Me after the video : wait why i'm thinking that Kevin Hart was supposed to be in this video

    Rozay CyRozay Cy11 oy oldin
  • This guy is a great comedian and so young. He has lots of potential for growth.

    Kevin HinojosaKevin Hinojosa11 oy oldin
  • We get it your liberal stfu

    SomniumDSomniumD11 oy oldin
  • Mark looks like a cute demon

    51 5051 5011 oy oldin
  • where are his ear lobes?

    Avel KhemchanAvel KhemchanYil oldin
    • It's like cocks: some people don't have 'em.

      Clive WellsClive Wells4 oy oldin
  • That last line made me laugh so loudly that it scared my wife lol. Also, the title is true, but for very different reasons.

    PridelessChickzPridelessChickzYil oldin
  • Jesus Christ the number of liberal virtue signaling jokes. Actually advocating women to be easier.

    spikeboy101spikeboy101Yil oldin
  • My favorite black comedian of all time

    Eshwar IEshwar IYil oldin
    • @Kael McKenzie whoosh. No shit Sherlock it’s a joke

      Kevin GuzmanKevin Guzman3 oy oldin
    • @Kevin Guzman cuz his favorite black comedian isn’t even black.

      Kael McKenzieKael McKenzie3 oy oldin
    • I love kevin heart

      ferrariteddyferrariteddy3 oy oldin
    • @Marc Ast ybeat me to it

      Sinedstro CythanSinedstro Cythan3 oy oldin
    • Titties

      John MillerJohn Miller4 oy oldin
  • "Took you a minute there gay there you are"

    Eshwar IEshwar IYil oldin
    • "Ooooohhh.....!"

      Favorite MustardFavorite MustardOy oldin
  • Mark Normand? I thought that was Kevin Hart

    Mott BotMott BotYil oldin
  • I love Mark Normand

    Kenneth MartinKenneth MartinYil oldin
  • This crowd is lit

    Pravin JayasunderePravin JayasundereYil oldin
  • 1:04 Finally.. someone said it..

    dokhadokhaYil oldin
  • 1:11 yes preach hahaha

    Rob Fab VideosRob Fab VideosYil oldin
  • Love Mark Normand...but this bit was done better by Tosh in 2007. "I hate you Google...I share a computer with my girlfriend and she could look up anything, like, "I'm going to look up apples today", she just hits 'A' and it's like 'Asian Ass Porn' instantly. Google's like, 'I'll take it from here!' 'I know exactly what you're looking up!' Everytime you hit 'A', it's 'Asian Ass Porn'! Google, all I ask is you let her type 3 letters before you jump to such a bold conclusion!"

    F HowlF HowlYil oldin
    • How can a bit be done better if it is 2 entirely different joke??? He talked about Google sharing your interests with Facebook. Not Google guessing what you are typing in the search bar. The only thing the jokes have in common is Google.

      nicolasap86nicolasap86Yil oldin
  • Dumb

    Quick DimwitQuick DimwitYil oldin
  • This isn't comedy 🙄

    Sam GordonSam GordonYil oldin
  • I was searching in Google a bed for my dog, after that I wanted to see a video on UZworld, AND IT WAS AN ADVERTISEMENT "BED FOR YOUR DOG"

    the one and onlythe one and onlyYil oldin
  • He sounds like your average white person lol

    JKBlohmJKBlohmYil oldin
  • Looks like Kevin Hart's trying to pretend he's someone else after his gay jokes came to light!

    Richard Baker McElroyRichard Baker McElroyYil oldin
  • Praise Allah!

    CuccoBilliCuccoBilliYil oldin
  • Generally sluts are shamed and man-whores are praised because although both are degenerate hedonists, one of the two has a fucking way harder difficulty level.

    WolfGr33dWolfGr33dYil oldin
  • get it, "short end of the stick!?" 😋🔫

    tommy audiotommy audioYil oldin
  • Watch the 2 girls to the bottom right of Mark. He wins them over by the end, they weren't into it because he came out swinging.

    Juventud2222Juventud2222Yil oldin
  • very poor man's mitch hedberg

    T JT JYil oldin
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