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in this video i put on an old blanket and said some pretty benign stuff that is sure to set my mom off tomorrow when she sees this and sends me a long, meandering facebook message about making fun of christians or whatever.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.
Friends! Last night I spoke to God and he told me that you guys need to follow me on twitter "or else"???? Twitter: @Gusbuckets
Ok if god said it
I guess you could say...that you have a pretty good song to end this video off with 😏
-Matter didn’t create anti matter -Anti matter didn’t create matter (Both of them were present at the time of big bang) -Both of them didn’t create themselves. -Both of them came from an unimaginable source, that unimaginable source created matter and antimatter (everything) thats why it is known as “the creator” of everything. ------ - that unimaginable source/creator has created sin and virtue which are opposite to each other, - logic says every action has its own reaction, so the reaction of sin must be different than the reaction of virtue, - the creator has created prophets to let us know about each and every detail of sin and virtue, also about their reactions, Thank you :)
I answered his prayers then
I just gotta take your son real quick... gimme a sec...
The last one was fantastic
Okay but I grew up Catholic and this is exactly how he talks in the First Testament.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not still a Catholic 😬
This is not even funny. You think that since you dont believe in it making fun of what we believe. I just want to warn you that Mocking God and his people has some serious consequences. For example, two children were making fun of a prophet and the prophet called on two mother bears to come and eat the children, they were all eaten and killed.
Gus is the funniest man on this platform
0:24 i just got a cross tattoo on my thumb/wrist 3 days ago 😂
Was waiting for the moment he tells someone how graceful and forgiving he is and that they better share it with everyone on their FB or they’ll have bad luck for ten years.
dont be blasphemin' now
Why does god even need to test people if he knows everything, and therefore knows how people will respond under certain circumstances?
Yeah ... Christ
I was half asleep when I first watched this. I thought I was tripping balls. But come to realize, the words I heard were from the actual video
I can’t turn notifications on it’s says that ur content is made for kids like Tf no it aint
@bilij pdan ok and like I don’t even give a shit
Horrific incident occurs Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"
Funny yet infuriating
when he makes fun of your name
“Running a bit light on angels up here, figured I’d kill your child”😝🤣
Gus Johnson is really funny he is the God of jokes
Church of Christ? Oh Jesus...
The camera man needs a raise to talk to God... Erm Jesus? ---> 0:37
"figured I'd kILL YOUR CHILD-" i fuckin died
Amazing
I legit thought that beard was just shaving cream.
"oh that child has cancer? well lets see how many likes hes got to determine if he deserves to live."
Repent gus
Jeses? More like Allah
The Biblical Studies minor approves
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Do you think god is watching this video?
The outro song is called “guess you could say”
This man could take acid and no one would notice.
Watch live how a goofy midwestern kid turns into an early 2000's teenager in the span of a couple of years.
Why is no one talking about that old ass phone? Bitch, where'd you get that shit?
when he makes fun of your name
*Horrific incident occurs* Karen: "Time to update my FB with thoughts and prayers" God: "Bitch, it's Sunday gimme a break"
I like how his outros are half of the video on most videos
NOTICE ME GUS!!!! I have this idea for a sketch it's not that funny or original but I was thinking with your magic touch it would be pretty hilarious. So the video starts with some random kid opening a water bottle, he has the cap of the water bottle in one hand and the bottle on the other hand. he starts glancing between the cap and the bottle and then the scene cuts to him pouring the the the the water into the cap and taking shots while in the background there's that one song that goes shot shot shot shot shot shots everybody
And then the rest of the video is for you to add some of your chaotic energy to the mix
Even as a believer this is fucking hilarious lol because there ARE people who take it extreme to this level
I legit thought that beard was just shaving cream.
"figured I'd kILL YOUR CHILD-" i fuckin died
Yet another masterpiece you absolute genius
The real question people should be asking is what if God doesn't have a beard.
The Biblical Studies minor approves
I guess you could say...that you have a pretty good song to end this video off with 😏
Time for an editor. There's a typographical error on the caption read on the thumbnail.
Oh no😂
Love you Gus
Watch live how a goofy midwestern kid turns into an early 2000's teenager in the span of a couple of years.
I'm a Christian and this is too real, people be posting some weird stuff on FB and attributing it to God
smewv beerd
I think pillow guy should get another sequel.
So many jokes, so little time
*When your mum's name is Paula* Me: Say bet.
The last one who uses the forbidden brick phone Rlly!!
Hey Gus, just a friendly reminder that we all love you and your content.
As a Christian I can confirm this is 100% true
Wendy Williams pt 2
shrieking at the last part holy shit
Just some low life atheist that’s tryna make a living before he gives it all up...🙏🙌
Now do one for "if god talked how Trump supporters on facebook said he did"
Time for an editor. There's a typographical error on the caption read on the thumbnail.
Why is the guy from the Dr. Squatch soap ads wearing a beard?
Solid content as always
Hope he doesn’t actually smoke
I just now got the post noti
Yeah your mate will get real good mileage on that Chevy because it won't leave the drive due to failure.
Superhygh new channel is xcompilation central
So many jokes, so little time
I don't like to compare, but your humor is Rik Mayall level. Maybe because of your face?!? ... Great job, man!
You went soft on that last one. We all know from extensive trauma-mom posting that the little angels come from miscarriages.
WOW!!....Those Blue eyes!
I like how he laughs when he talks about naming kids Obadiah and Ezekiel. It turns out that those names were actually just jokes God didn’t expect anyone to take seriously.
God & Jesus are different people
Oh yeah, my son Obadiah
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I have in a while
Damn making fun of Christians ? Edgy
the last line in the bit deserves this......... 'oof'
Video idea: Have all make a kids bop ad of your music videos.
Solid content as always
Who else the Christian dating app ad before the video
I’m a Christian but I think this is funny anyway, if you don’t, then you took it too seriously lol
"You have a pretty good understanding of life at 18" 😂😂😂 so true.
Wow its only been 2 days and already over 1 milion views
oof
Omg Gus 's mum(bless her) Gon be so angwy when she sees the vidya
You shouldn’t have said that last line man that’s beyond cold
Hey uh yeah, I noticed you didnt like and share that post... I'm gonna have to send you to hell for that one. The post warned you...
That last one got me
the greatest question is where did you find that 80s phone
This is honestly one of the funniest videos I have in a while
It's funny because it's true
As soon as I opened the second door, I heard the voice of Jesus say..... *bodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyodyody*
😂👍
I was like, "Haha. Yeah. Hm. Ha. Yup. HOLY CRAP 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳(😂😂)"
Damn that last line was dark and funny as hell. Ok see you guys in hell.
Why did you stop uploading gus and eddy videos to your main channel
Running put of angles up here. How do u run out of Angel's lol
You don’t get a good sense of what god is till your somewhere in your 30’s sometimes 40’s
50 on trending noice
Do not play with God
He is God
Can you do twitter?
Hey I mean this in the poliite way I'm no one to judge I just don't want you mocking God
This needs more veiws
Please don’t mock God, I know he has a sense of humor. I don’t know though cursing while acting like him. It doesn’t seem right. Please don’t mock Christianity. And I hope you all seek salvation in Jesus Christ. Hope you all have a wonderful day.
🛑 STOP! You will be judged for every idle word you have ever spoken one day unless you repent. Matthew 13:36 "But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of judgment for every empty word they have spoken." Representing a Holy God this way is dangerous. Anyone who mocks God is eventually punished. We all reap what we sow. Galations 6:7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows Be careful. 🤚 Warning. You are a soul in a human body that was created to have a relationship with a Holy God. Making fun of Him, for your own kicks and laughs is vanity and is gross and a perversion. It is not how you are meant to live in according to His perfect will for your life. 💗
@Deborah Kemper 1. Why should anyone believe what the bible says? 2. Again, you do not seem to understand that if god is all-knowing, he knew what would happen with lucifer before he created him, so he is also responsible for everything the devil is doing. 3. I actually do not care if you think I am mean, it is not me who is trying to push his worldview onto other people with threats of eternal damnation, which is absolutely abhorrent and disgusting and you should feel ashamed for it. 4. Faith is by definition the opposite of knowing. Faith mains to believe in something despite having any evidence for it. You certainly do not know that your god is real, because you cannot 5. I can discern truth from lies and you should learn, too. In fact, I am very confident I have studied your religion a far greater deal than you have. Go read your bible from back to front, the parts, where god gives humankind rules for slavery or where he commands genocide.
@PaRaSTrAsZ That is literally what the Bible says. It is 100% fact there is no other God but Him. Be blessed. 🙏 There are counterfeits that claim to be real, but they are all demons. As for magic, that is also demonic. Magic does not come from God, but rather the devil. Magic is form of manipulation. You do not know God or the Truth. You are also coming across as mean. Free speech is also being attacked by the Big Tech companies right now and other in the government. Gus can do whatever he wants. I'm simply warning him that his actions will have consequences. Just like anything we say or do does. Good or bad. You may ask, how do I know God is really who He says He is? Because of love and Truth. The fruit of faith and following what the Bible says. The words are alive and active and can be tested. One must be able to discern truth from lies. Can you?
@Deborah Kemper No, you are the one who sounds arrogant and ignorant, claiming that your god is the only real god and all other gods are just lies and deceptions, while in fact much more people believe in other or no gods than people do in christianity. I say "your" god because I do not believe in your god, so it is de facto not my god. And if he created the angels but he is all-knowing, he knew they would rebel before he created them that way, did he not? Gus can do whatever he has the right to do and if I am not mistaken, freedom of speech is part of the US constitution. So better you should simply stop watching him and leaving these snow-flake comments of how your feelings are hurt because of this. I really don't need a magically enchanted day, I am fine without any reference to a supernatural agent, it actually makes my day worse.
@PaRaSTrAsZ He created an angel and the angel rebelled. Why are you saying, "my God?" You sound so arrogant and ignorant. You obviously have no idea what you speak of. May the Holy angels of the ONLY God, guide you to the Truth. Any other "god" is a lie conjured up by the deceptive devil, most likely related to the only angels who rebelled with him. Gus can use language that is not wicked in order to make his point. I guarantee you someone else can make the same point, have it be funnier and not use one crude piece of language in the process. In doing so, protecting the purity of the soul. Have a more blessed day than you have had before. 💗🙏💗
@Deborah Kemper But your God created the devil, did he not? And being all-knowing, your god knew what would happen when he creates the devil, so he is not only responsible for all bad in the world but also for people making fun of him. Also, Gus does not mock the christian god but the people in social media who post these weird things about him. So you should take this with a grain of salt and be able to laugh about it.
Was not prepared for that last one. Nice.
God bless you all! Jesus is coming soon; please, be right with Him when He comes. Repent of your sins and believe in Him, and you will be saved.
language 👁👅👁
god and jesus are 2 different people lol
omg "running a bit light on angels here thought id kill your child" 😭😭😂
bit rough ....... MORE!!!!!
well that got dark.
That last one😂💀