How NOT to Finger Someone - Nikki Glaser

12-Noy, 2020
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Nikki Glaser admits she’s hiding something from her boyfriend and educates the audience on fingering.
Original airdate: April 26, 2014
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  • Girls aren't very funny

    andy maciverandy maciver11 soat oldin
  • Fucking hilarious

    SlaySlay15 soat oldin
  • Must be a COVID free zone, how did that happen?

    Paul TaylorPaul Taylor21 soat oldin
  • Seriously Great Legs! They somehow don't really match the "Waaayyy Too Much Info" mouth, however!

    4GuitarTrance4GuitarTranceKun oldin
  • Man her lucky BF... If you want to act "too into it" I'm willing to call the bluff.

    Ace of SpadesAce of SpadesKun oldin
  • Picture is worth a thousand words.....

    redberlin22redberlin22Kun oldin
  • Ryan Gosling with a super fit bod.

    Rudi BurkeRudi BurkeKun oldin
  • 1:35 too uptight to laugh. Leave her now while you can!!

    Dan BlaizeDan Blaize2 kun oldin
  • 4:32 Highest I got was a 52

    LumberFoxLexLumberFoxLex2 kun oldin
  • She’s really cute

    catsndogs98catsndogs982 kun oldin
  • Welcome to you Nikki glaser.funny comedian for you.

    Artu GuptArtu Gupt2 kun oldin
  • Guys who are "energetic" with their fingers are probably trying to elicit a squirt by excessively massaging the G-spot, but in her case (all jokes aside) don't know what they are doing, and are causing pain.

    Keith BarnhartKeith Barnhart2 kun oldin
  • Does the same person write for Amy Schumer: exact same type of joke construction.

    Keith BarnhartKeith Barnhart2 kun oldin
  • She da kinda chick look at me n go eww ugh as if.

    KronikKronik3 kun oldin
  • Isn't she kind of like... those who talk about it are not into it? Ice Queen, maybe??

    Kevin LKevin L4 kun oldin
  • Do my eyes not deceive me or is this the Goddess Isis herself... my milk of magnesia, after the devil made you, he broke the mold.

    Luis FloresLuis Flores4 kun oldin
  • This lack of dignity on the part of "modern liberated" woman is a turn off to me. Am I alone...???

    Thomas De LelloThomas De Lello4 kun oldin
  • She’s Hilarious !!!!!!

    Richard HuffmanRichard Huffman5 kun oldin
  • I tried hard to find this funny but failed.🥴

    Nick HillNick Hill5 kun oldin
    • @michael There must be hundreds more, perhaps too woke to speak up. 👍

      Nick HillNick Hill2 kun oldin
    • I'm so glad not to be alone!

      michaelmichael2 kun oldin
  • She is really really funny 😂, raw as hell but still very funny 👍👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂

    Speck Of dustSpeck Of dust6 kun oldin
  • How not to make someone laugh - nikki glaser

    Neural TechNeural Tech7 kun oldin
  • Na die Perle kann mann mir ruhig mal clonen 😂 die is quasi ein ich mit möpsen

    Björn Markus BätzBjörn Markus Bätz7 kun oldin
  • It’s going viral :)

    Bhaskar GandavabiBhaskar Gandavabi7 kun oldin
  • 💀💀💀 Fracking

    Sparks TSparks T7 kun oldin
  • Sorry but female "comediennes" just aint funny, full stop.

    Peter WilliamsPeter Williams7 kun oldin
  • another in a long list of unfunny females

    mike rossimike rossi7 kun oldin
  • Geez, bunch of 25 yr old soy boys in the audience who either don't know or don't appreciate what she's talking about....sad.

    Vince BlakVince Blak8 kun oldin
  • Another daughter a parent would be proud of....NOT

    Joey OliverJoey Oliver8 kun oldin
  • She is pretty

    W RamosW Ramos8 kun oldin
  • Lame comedian.

    Ruben SandovalRuben Sandoval8 kun oldin
  • She is hilarious 🤣

    Mag NetoMag Neto9 kun oldin
  • Fruit Ninja, priceless!

    CHRIS SHIELDSCHRIS SHIELDS9 kun oldin
  • SHES REALLY TF FUNNY WOW 😳💯🤔🙅🏾‍♂️SAVAGE

    SilenceIsGodSilenceIsGod11 kun oldin
  • Oh wait.. she owns that baby. Slayed

    3233 legacy3233 legacy11 kun oldin
  • 😂

    Virgil MoodyVirgil Moody11 kun oldin
  • I'd be sticking something more than a finger in that hot stuff.

    hillbilly beer drankerhillbilly beer dranker11 kun oldin
  • Was this supposed to have been funny? Cause it wasn't.

    Samuel BowersSamuel Bowers11 kun oldin
  • Love Nikki !!!

    Analise ZagarAnalise Zagar12 kun oldin
  • Don't know why UZworld recommended this to me, unless it was to prove definitively that Hitch was right.

    The Religion of RationalityThe Religion of Rationality12 kun oldin
  • Exit stage rear.

    m. e.m. e.13 kun oldin
  • You are so vanilla, and not found the right partner yet!

    Jennifer PrallJennifer Prall13 kun oldin
  • It needs a good licking before a good sticking

    Gregory BreezeGregory Breeze13 kun oldin
  • Thank you, Nikki! Love it, and we want more!!!

    FeloniousPunkFeloniousPunk14 kun oldin
  • Free Hong Kong. ThankQ

    Dan The ManDan The Man14 kun oldin
  • Is Finger Sliden Biden listing?

    First Name Last NameFirst Name Last Name14 kun oldin
  • Wow she's funny!!!!!

    Mike MendezMike Mendez15 kun oldin
  • She is hilarious!😂

    bob kornbrustbob kornbrust15 kun oldin
  • this was god awful please get good

    The GuyThe Guy16 kun oldin
  • Not funny at all.

    JulzJulz16 kun oldin
  • 🇬🇧 Always funny & gorgeous 😍

    ElohimElohim16 kun oldin
  • It's only finger fracking when done analy... as in drilling to release gas.

    Clinton FlynnClinton Flynn16 kun oldin
  • Could this be any sadder? I guess the guys in the front row are laughing because she's not wearing any knickers.

    Skip MoleSkip Mole16 kun oldin
  • I really pity her for those guys she has been with. (Or pretends to for her show.) Is it really THAT complicated being gentle and aware of her reactions when going down on a woman? I don't think so.

    Felix B.Felix B.16 kun oldin
  • Why am i seeing every female comedian talk about sex jokes

    Spiritual GaziSpiritual Gazi16 kun oldin
    • @Jacob Dudney it’s not that they don’t do it, he’s saying every female comedian does it and from his experience male comedians do it less

      Ismael San AntonioIsmael San Antonio7 kun oldin
    • Have you never heard a male comedian talk about sex?

      Jacob DudneyJacob Dudney7 kun oldin
    • Think it’s cos they want to be funny.............but failing miserably!

      Steven BulmerSteven Bulmer13 kun oldin
    • It's simple. Sex sells !!

      Steve BirdSteve Bird13 kun oldin
    • I don’t know, it’s confusing

      Ismael San AntonioIsmael San Antonio14 kun oldin
  • Fruit ninja sales just spiked...

    3six53six516 kun oldin
  • I'm going to start playing fruit ninja AGAIN

    Mohit RochlaniMohit Rochlani16 kun oldin
  • I didn't think there was anyone as unfunny as Amy Schumer. She proved me wrong.

    Lee BoydLee Boyd16 kun oldin
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    Stefanie WiltnerStefanie Wiltner17 kun oldin
  • Amazing legs

    1rewd11rewd117 kun oldin
  • 5 minutes not one joke, just a chick being crass.

    39Thorns39Thorns17 kun oldin
  • Absolutely fabulous & hilarious!👍🏻❤️🎬

    RAW & RARE WITH LBRRAW & RARE WITH LBR17 kun oldin
  • Nikki is my spiritual animal

    Sivana VeltSivana Velt18 kun oldin
  • Fracking, trying to release those natural gasses.

    J - FitJ - Fit18 kun oldin
  • She is definitely the hottest looking comediennes out there. Great legs.

    Charles TeasleyCharles Teasley18 kun oldin
  • "Be too into it" I don't think she understands men...

    LightRealmsLightRealms19 kun oldin
    • I don't know... what she said after wasn't "being too into it" (which, i agree with you, certainly won't turn most guys off), but "being into a VERY weird part of the whole process".

      walkingdeadman19walkingdeadman1915 kun oldin
  • Yer bean, ya whatever... STFU.

    MikentoshMikentosh20 kun oldin
  • Think am in love

    Bob MonkfishBob Monkfish20 kun oldin
  • About as funny as Charlie Sheen giving blood.

    Steve RossSteve Ross20 kun oldin
  • If she needs help with that baby effort, I'm available!

    Alex BrinkerhoffAlex Brinkerhoff20 kun oldin
  • I like her😋😋

    cdkisscdkiss21 kun oldin
  • She’s the best female comedian in the game so fuckking funny!

    DJ SCOTT MASTERSDJ SCOTT MASTERS22 kun oldin
  • The chivalrous territory putatively count because fibre nomenclaturally step modulo a various underpants. abiding, gorgeous flavor

    Cole MarulloCole Marullo22 kun oldin
  • She knows how to tuna fish.

    Mark DavidMark David22 kun oldin
  • Are there any female comedians famous that don’t talk about being slutty/sex? Hot blonde talking about sex is going to get attention, just wondering if she would be as popular is she told jokes about other things besides sex

    Goontrader2Goontrader223 kun oldin
  • She is fit

    Stavos ButronStavos Butron24 kun oldin
  • So her boyfriend has seen this right?

    Who KnowsWho Knows25 kun oldin
  • From now on instead of "you have kids", I'm saying "You own these?" or "why u still babysitting yo?" Thank you Nikki! 😂💁🏼‍♂️🤭

    Michael RosenfeldtMichael Rosenfeldt25 kun oldin
    • ...and I’m going to say, “grow up!” Or “why are you so rude?”

      John LaFeverJohn LaFever16 kun oldin
  • Am I the only one who is waiting to find a female comedian who talks about anything other than sex or feminism? And they just DONT exist

    The GatorThe Gator26 kun oldin
  • recorded laughs, she is not funny

    Alex arayaAlex araya27 kun oldin
  • I know what you did last summer...I'm dying...

    Brian ChuBrian Chu27 kun oldin
  • Wait are you not supposed to use your nails?

    Tomas JRTomas JR27 kun oldin
  • She’s hilarious! 😂

    Ron KorvingRon Korving28 kun oldin
  • She owns that baby lmfao

    Red SlapRed Slap28 kun oldin
  • She's getting even better. Fucking hilarious. Getting some Louie vibes tbh, and fucking awesome to see Nikki continuing to make such a good name for women in comedy everywhere, keep it up :)

    BJVBJV28 kun oldin
  • Leeeeeegssss

    Fawwaz ShahFawwaz Shah28 kun oldin
  • Ron Jeremy needed to see this...!

    xrcoavnxrcoavn28 kun oldin
  • This woman is kind of funny but,she has a great attitude and a good delivery.So it makes her jokes seems funnier than they are.And she thinks being a woman sex comic will get her more laughs.

    raymon kravagnaraymon kravagna28 kun oldin
  • She’s okay, I didn’t really laugh that much at all compared to how hot I though she looks. I can’t convey comedic styling stand-up though, but it took me 10 seconds to think of a funny joke I think it would have been hilarious if she said it. About the anal, she should have followed up before finishing the joke: “and if he ever says you’re too into it, stop him from continuing and say YES, what you think I’m like now I need you to do that to my butt. Be TOO INTO me” Idk

    Arto343434Arto34343428 kun oldin
  • Punjab isn't just a food

    charliemcnuggetscharliemcnuggets29 kun oldin
  • A "tight 5" (is how I've heard that announced). Phew! One more day in med school.

    Ralph DratmanRalph Dratman29 kun oldin
  • The untidy step-son additionaly warn because airship obviously fire between a obscene giant. last, three bedroom

    Bad BeesBad Bees29 kun oldin
  • Thank you for destroying feminism. The world is better off without it. Really. Thats coming from someone who is A-sexual.

    SimonSimon29 kun oldin
  • She’s sexy.

    4cyl Freak4cyl Freak29 kun oldin
  • Are there any female comedians that can tell a joke without reference to their vagina?

    Peak NonsensePeak Nonsense29 kun oldin
    • Doesn’t seem like it.

      John GulloJohn Gullo18 kun oldin
  • I'm dying lol.

    NeckCheeseNeckCheeseOy oldin
  • She. Is. Gorgeous.

    I Like MoviesI Like MoviesOy oldin
  • Tidy!!!

    hogdog 78hogdog 78Oy oldin
  • The title is no surprise. Another female “comedian” talking about her vagina...... How original

    Neural TechNeural TechOy oldin
  • Came here for the laughs stayed for the education

    Gabriel PetersenGabriel PetersenOy oldin
  • I would definitely have a baby with this lady!

    Scott HotchScott HotchOy oldin
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