Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

19-Yan, 2021
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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

  • Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

    MemonkeMemonke2 kun oldin
  • dats what good pussy sounds like

    C BC B3 kun oldin
  • I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

    gdlkgdlk3 kun oldin
  • So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

    Fay Anne Aura ArtsFay Anne Aura Arts3 kun oldin
  • 10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

    ClassyAFClassyAF3 kun oldin
  • As a Italian I can say this looks good

    James PrayterJames Prayter4 kun oldin
  • This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

    JRJR4 kun oldin
  • is your name jordan schlansky?

    Yonah2EYonah2E5 kun oldin
  • 3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

    BS CorvinBS Corvin5 kun oldin
  • yuh

    fantasia yoofantasia yoo5 kun oldin
  • *Italian Mac and Cheese*

    Ueu Ch.Ueu Ch.6 kun oldin
  • I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

    Kuka SimmonKuka Simmon6 kun oldin
  • wow i subscribed

    TylerTyler7 kun oldin
  • I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

    Harriet GoughHarriet Gough7 kun oldin
  • 0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

    SonyTheSunGodSonyTheSunGod7 kun oldin
  • My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

    Cesar RangelCesar Rangel8 kun oldin
  • ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

    DiamondJax08DiamondJax088 kun oldin

    Common ArtCommon Art9 kun oldin
  • Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

    Wondie KgosiemangWondie Kgosiemang9 kun oldin
  • So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

    I Break ThingsI Break Things9 kun oldin
  • i have the same bed frame

    William SampsonWilliam Sampson10 kun oldin
  • Puncharini your dongoroni

    RazorblizRazorbliz10 kun oldin
  • I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

    Marcus EnosMarcus Enos11 kun oldin
  • I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

    Doge CoontDoge Coont11 kun oldin
  • Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

    tarfathewisetarfathewise11 kun oldin
  • Ah yes heart attack on plate

    Bartosz ZiółkowskiBartosz Ziółkowski12 kun oldin
  • "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

    Melissa Packard LavinMelissa Packard Lavin12 kun oldin
  • I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

    dépaysementdépaysement13 kun oldin
  • As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

    Craig GradyCraig Grady13 kun oldin
  • That's just way too much Parmesan. I'd rather use that for pizza.

    SwiftBlade4SwiftBlade413 kun oldin
  • The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

    seavisionseavision13 kun oldin
  • Hysterical!....great recipe!

    cbluecblue13 kun oldin
  • Looks good!

    Microwave cucumberMicrowave cucumber13 kun oldin
  • I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

    ROYAL_ TROYAL_ T14 kun oldin
  • The commentary 😆😆😆

    Nathan MendozaNathan Mendoza14 kun oldin
  • Heart burn heart burn burn burn

    Joe yorkJoe york14 kun oldin
  • Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

    Adrian KitsonAdrian Kitson14 kun oldin
  • 2:22 he is not wearing pants

    Fortune MogonegFortune Mogoneg14 kun oldin
  • My chest hurts wat thing this

    Gravy BGravy B14 kun oldin
  • Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity, but srsly it sounds amazing

    simqbisimqbi15 kun oldin
  • I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

    Khams NoKhams No15 kun oldin
  • Butter fetish now a thing

    gaming Minecraftgaming Minecraft15 kun oldin
  • Ridiculous.

    Sue XoXoSue XoXo15 kun oldin
  • This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

    TheSmallzfryTheSmallzfry15 kun oldin
  • "Nice Dissolve"

    Lawrence KassabLawrence Kassab15 kun oldin
  • lol @ the keto gag

    JimmyBoogalooJimmyBoogaloo15 kun oldin
  • “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

    Erik KochErik Koch16 kun oldin
  • just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams yes, i googled it

    RooRoo16 kun oldin
  • i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

    BokenBoken17 kun oldin
  • butter fetish?

    GumGoblinGumGoblin17 kun oldin
  • Eggs

    Bob BobBob Bob17 kun oldin
  • Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

    Dexpo89Dexpo8917 kun oldin
  • Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

    Tobi PohanTobi Pohan17 kun oldin
  • "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

    Себастьян ФишерСебастьян Фишер17 kun oldin
  • Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it. Great video though 🤙

    The Panda BookkeeperThe Panda Bookkeeper17 kun oldin
  • "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients" Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

    JuliJuli17 kun oldin
  • Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

    DezimioDezimio17 kun oldin

    DiceyDicey17 kun oldin
  • Talk to yass tonight

    Bad Hommie er'ry MumdolfBad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf17 kun oldin
  • This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

    Derek JeterDerek Jeter17 kun oldin
  • Lmmfao!!!

    Nneon KnighttNneon Knightt17 kun oldin
  • AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

    Prevenge IXPrevenge IX18 kun oldin
  • Peepee poopoo

    who took a shit in the toiletwho took a shit in the toilet18 kun oldin
  • If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

    Marc HarrisonMarc Harrison18 kun oldin
  • ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

    Aurora BjørkavågAurora Bjørkavåg18 kun oldin
  • jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

    milamila18 kun oldin
  • I should call her

    Keith WelshKeith Welsh18 kun oldin
  • 3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

    Anirban ChakrabortyAnirban Chakraborty18 kun oldin
  • I subscribed after 90 seconds

    Qi ZhangQi Zhang18 kun oldin
  • I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

    Erin T.Erin T.18 kun oldin
  • You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

    Hope FletcherHope Fletcher18 kun oldin
  • Ysac is theDoo

    ŸümMy GGGŸümMy GGG18 kun oldin
  • How did you make the noodles by yourself

    zeyzey18 kun oldin
  • Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

    Mr DavisMr Davis19 kun oldin
  • U too funny b

    doddles_of thecraftsdoddles_of thecrafts19 kun oldin
  • That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

    darknight121000darknight12100019 kun oldin
  • he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

    wintrparkgrlwintrparkgrl19 kun oldin
  • Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

    JenJen19 kun oldin
  • This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

    luke pettisluke pettis19 kun oldin
  • Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

    Uri RennertUri Rennert20 kun oldin
  • From the top, make it drop That's some fettuccine Get a bucket and a mop Clean the fettuccine I'm talkin' mop mop mop Up that fettuccine Stop making a mess on my floor With that fettuccine

    Taila BluTaila Blu20 kun oldin
  • From the life calendar I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93 And that he's currently in his 30's

    Marin VelenikMarin Velenik20 kun oldin
  • I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

    Lorde GheebusLorde Gheebus20 kun oldin
  • Amazing

    Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخJumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ20 kun oldin
  • Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

    PimpleJThomasPimpleJThomas20 kun oldin
  • Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

    HypnoToadHypnoToad20 kun oldin
  • "pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

    kitten kitsunekitten kitsune20 kun oldin
  • anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

    nknk20 kun oldin
  • I like your voice

    Aulia AliAulia Ali20 kun oldin
  • Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

    Brady RyderBrady Ryder20 kun oldin
  • It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant. Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

    Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro20 kun oldin
    • Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking18 kun oldin
    • @You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

      Er_ TaproEr_ Tapro20 kun oldin
    • I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

      You Suck At CookingYou Suck At Cooking20 kun oldin
  • This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

    Povilas BerniukevičiusPovilas Berniukevičius20 kun oldin
  • cardi b is quaking rn

    name surnamename surname20 kun oldin
  • The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

    BlazinThatBlazinThat21 kun oldin
  • Na this is not working without il vento d'oro

    ENMAENMA21 kun oldin
  • Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video That means 👫?

    PlayToy_ Cardi_PlayToy_ Cardi_21 kun oldin
  • This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

  • You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

    DaruweenDaruween21 kun oldin
  • Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

    Aarti ChawlaAarti Chawla21 kun oldin
  • I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole

    M eM e21 kun oldin