Ep. 79 Creative Parenting w/ Bert Kreischer | Where My Moms At Podcast

4-Yan, 2021
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WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing.
This week, Bert Kreischer joins Christina to give the other half of some of the stories LeeAnn told last week, and one thing is certain, he's responsible for some really creative parenting techniques! No one has worked as hard as Bert to make sure their kids still think Santa Claus exists! We get into some of his hygiene habits, what to consider when picking colleges with his daughter, and how incredibly healthy he is!
Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Mom Fail" or "Mom Hack" please call into our voicemail (213)375-5184 and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.
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  • Nice 🤣🤣 I've always told my kids from day one the truth about Santa, they appreciate it more I've found, they still had fun

    Cosmic Transport LLCCosmic Transport LLC5 soat oldin
  • Wait a second! UC Santa Cruz isn't that way anymore. I graduated in 1988. Most classes have grades now... which is great because it was a pain in my ass to "translate" each evaluation... Still beautiful. I still live here... Not too sure what the alpha/beta quotient is... Thanks Mommy!

    Sean KellySean Kelly3 kun oldin
  • I was 10 when I was told by my parents Santa isnt real. Some kid in my 2nd grade class said Santa isnt real, but I chose not to fully really believe it till my old man told me. 10 is a good age to dish it out, I think, give or take a year. It was easy to accept but it is the first heart wrenching thing for a kid if you raise em right.

    angusyoung119angusyoung1193 kun oldin
  • 8:57 I answered my phone at this moment, and Im pretty sure my jewish co-worker is afraid to call me now.

    Mr. McCheezyMr. McCheezy4 kun oldin
  • It's called intermittent fasting Burt. lol You don't need the Xanax. lol

    Stephanie McDowellStephanie McDowell4 kun oldin
  • As much as Tom let's Bert just go on a rant is the exact opposite to what Christina does.. Her, calling him out on his shit is fucking epic!

    Dr SavageDr Savage4 kun oldin
  • Christina knows how to take control of Bert going off on a tangent. She's an excellent conversationalist. Love the main Mommy Tina!

    313 HighNTight313 HighNTight5 kun oldin
  • The ill-informed specialist bareilly confess because push tinctorially program athwart a madly underwear. knotty, fantastic twilight

    Olivia OlsonOlivia Olson5 kun oldin
  • ok I cried twice during this podcast! once when bert talked about ruining christmas for his kids and then again when christina said dry pussy soup lmao! laughed and cried!

    Suzie D'AlbaSuzie D'Alba6 kun oldin
  • I need food though

    A.N_93A.N_936 kun oldin
  • Brett "we bombed Tokyo"

    WROZE MusicWROZE Music7 kun oldin
  • Hes a great dad! That was a freaking rad Santa story for his daughters! I NEED to see this video!

    Amy BloomAmy Bloom7 kun oldin
  • Why Christina gasping like that?

    TruBoo22TruBoo228 kun oldin
  • Yeah send her somewhere liberal so she can co.e home and for the rest of her life hate men and tell her own father what a pile of shit he is and you wont have to worry about grandbabies cuz she'll hate men, tradition, family..good plan fatgie

    kellie nunyakellie nunya8 kun oldin
  • Your wife's stupid feminism is what will harm your kids 100%

    kellie nunyakellie nunya8 kun oldin
  • Bert, Pacific Theater as in Theater of operations.

    sparkycjbsparkycjb8 kun oldin
  • Brent and Louann and UUUHHH HUNDRED percent getting divorced

    MrStrangeSensationMrStrangeSensation8 kun oldin
  • Bert really fucking said “half of halves” he is a full tard

    Dillon HartmanDillon Hartman8 kun oldin
  • OMG bert almost turned Santa into Hitler. lmao

    bluberrybrahbluberrybrah8 kun oldin
  • How much are making from these podcasts that you were willing to pay DMX half a Mil for that intro 😳

    Hector RosarioHector Rosario9 kun oldin
  • Rookie move! When you call somebody on speakerphone you have to open the conversation by saying "Hi I'm just calling for X reason you're on speakerphone, with (whoever you are on speakerphone with."

    Dbgreene3128Dbgreene31289 kun oldin
  • Christina p. Unfunny

    Donnie DarkoDonnie Darko9 kun oldin
  • It’s Jerusalem, Palestine, but that’s okay I guess.... 👎🏼

    jordan elqasemjordan elqasem9 kun oldin
  • Hey my grand dad was one of those Australians!

    boagskiboagski9 kun oldin
  • Bert reads one book and mentions it on every podcast.

    DurosKlavDurosKlav9 kun oldin
  • One of the best chemistry's between hosts and topics and smooth segues. Omg Sorry Tom get hurt more.

    Connor FloodConnor Flood9 kun oldin
  • Bert/Christina and Christina/Dr. Drew are gold

    G BG B9 kun oldin
  • Best Santa origin story ever

    beast0283beast028310 kun oldin
  • If you’re in middle school and believe in Santa...

    Alec CraigAlec Craig10 kun oldin
  • Brent is yakked

    Andrew OuAndrew Ou10 kun oldin
  • f#$* me. does bert ever shut the f#$& up......

    wazza bullwazza bull10 kun oldin
  • I'd think around/by 10 years old is when the Santa myth should end. There are at least 2 other important developmental milestones around that age. First, for thousands of years, 10 was known as the 'Age of Reason'. It's the age at which they can really be reasoned with and understand logic and some of the principles of arguments. Around age 10 is also when kids have their 'existential crisis'. That's the psychological deep realization that one day, they are going to die, and so is everyone they know and love. It's a pretty intense realization for a kid. Prior to this point, death is sort of nebulous and children can't process death as an end to life, which is why so many belief systems try to claim that death is just 'going somewhere else' or 'changing form' or something. It's a holdover from early childhood development and a way of coping with that existential crisis. If kids are dealing with those things, they really don't need doubt about there being magical creatures floating around. If you want your kids going to college and not delving into drugs and that, you have to face what makes them WANT to try drugs. You can't have ALL of the restrictions you want to oppress your children with. No matter how hard you fight it, they WILL have pleasure in their life. It's going to happen. You may want them to be miserable, depressed, asexual unadventurous milquetoast wallflowers wrapped in bubble-wrap, but no one is going to tolerate having a life that tortuous and soulless - no matter how much mom and dad want them to suffer. So you gotta give them some outlets. The easiest one and safest one would be giving them comprehensive sex ed and teaching them how to do whatever they want but stay healthy and safe, then encouraging them to enjoy their youth. But most parents don't have the balls for that. So it usually ends up being the kids sneaking around, having unsafe sex, doing drugs, and the parents just crossing their fingers and hoping it doesn't get too bad - but hey, as long as they never gave any kind of approval for their child to even smile, they can't be blamed if their kid ends up hurt, or happy.

    Dustin RodriguezDustin Rodriguez10 kun oldin
  • Are we calling raging alcoholism creative parenting now?

    Derek DavieDerek Davie11 kun oldin
  • Why is bert wearing a ring band on his pinky?

    Jay GatsbyJay Gatsby11 kun oldin
  • Why did you kill Jesus Nedav? WHY?!?!

    BirdOfHermes83 D.BirdOfHermes83 D.11 kun oldin
  • Benzos are as horrible as pain meds

    Zach HallZach Hall11 kun oldin
  • I believe bozrt is just diving into his insanity because this shit is podcast gold.

    TravisTravis11 kun oldin
  • Christina your female audience can accept you saying things about being cool with being a second class citizen as a woman because you're a comedian and you're funny so we accept the stupid things but don't say your audience shares your beliefs about that topic. We're here for farts and shits, not your issues

    Coley CaverleyColey Caverley11 kun oldin
  • I grew up with all women. Mansplaining isn’t real

    Ramsey PokryfkeRamsey Pokryfke11 kun oldin
  • Toothpaste is a cosmetic product. The mechanical brushing is what cleans your teeth

    Zach HallZach Hall11 kun oldin
  • Bert: Hold up hold up Christina: Hold up Hold up. I just saved you all an hour you're welcome

    Being AlexBeing Alex11 kun oldin
  • West Georgia is poppin

    Anthony BrownAnthony Brown11 kun oldin
  • that intro goes hard BRUH

    Backwood BerryBackwood Berry11 kun oldin
  • where my mamas at

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon Brawner11 kun oldin
  • We lie in the best of ways🤘🏼 Santa, elves, mythical creatures, lazer eyeballs 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼 no worries guys🖖🏻

    Larry BallsLarry Balls11 kun oldin
  • No matter where I search in the video at any time it’s just Bert . Ffs can the mommy speak a little ??

    Jackie SmithJackie Smith11 kun oldin
  • We need a southpark christmas special of Bert's story of Santas origin lmao

    Aaron GilesAaron Giles11 kun oldin
  • I now want bert to do his own version of The Great War with Indiana Neidell, just bert giving us play by plays of different wars. "Don't quote me on this, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure we fucked them up."

    0 000 0011 kun oldin
  • Maybe you should have moved out of crapifornia and go literally any where else cause cali is the only place that is locked down and getting worse

    Titus WrightTitus Wright11 kun oldin
  • I really hope they didn’t spent that much on a dmx intro, cuz as talented as dmx is, half a mil on a intro is totally not worth it

    Andres UmañaAndres Umaña11 kun oldin
    • Is that real!? I took it as a joke but if that’s real wtf , coulda had someone impersonate it

      D ChapsD Chaps8 kun oldin
    • For real, especially since their fans make free awesome music for them all the time 😂 give those ppl money instead!

      Elizabeth KendigElizabeth Kendig11 kun oldin
  • Go fucking Dons Christina P! USF in the fuckin house yo

    ironferretironferret11 kun oldin
  • Bert is fucking awesome 😂

    c619cuestac619cuesta11 kun oldin
  • I can’t wait to find out in the rest of the episode.... Did anyone else hear Rodney Dangerfield in Brett’s godfather?

    Geno ValentiGeno Valenti11 kun oldin
    • Dangerfield only makes the experience better, in my opinion.

      Geno ValentiGeno Valenti11 kun oldin
  • Stupid irritating fucking morons.

    Jack MurphyJack Murphy11 kun oldin
  • Moma bear and her cub

    Day1 MediaDay1 Media11 kun oldin
  • I spent thirty damn minutes listening to the intro FUK

    ryan flynnryan flynn11 kun oldin
  • the biggest "lie" my dad ever told me as a kid was that he was "the smartest person in the world" and i truly believed him because he would always help me with my homework and what not. it wasn't until i took algebra and he couldn't help me anymore that i realized he wasn't lol

    Olivia GallenbergerOlivia Gallenberger11 kun oldin
  • I think we need an official blood test just to make sure that Brent isn't Cristina's r-worded half-brother.

    TheyCallMeDuctTapeTheyCallMeDuctTape11 kun oldin
  • Thats immortal technique

    BRUH!!!BRUH!!!11 kun oldin
  • my dad pulled the "military school" play on me. just now realizing that they def don't take phone calls at nine at night either

    David RoosDavid Roos12 kun oldin
  • Bert let your daughter hang out with her friends Jesus Christ

    Jacob RalstinJacob Ralstin12 kun oldin
  • Christina should go down in history as the least convincing person that does Ad reads lol ive seen her talking about Best Fiends and how much she plays it and I've never heard anyone worse at lying lol

    DestroyerSTPDestroyerSTP12 kun oldin
  • You're funnier than Tom...please don't tell him

    Jared HayesJared Hayes12 kun oldin
  • Chill bumps

    Natassja RamichNatassja Ramich12 kun oldin
  • Two mouth breathing ninnies.

    Susana SunshineSusana Sunshine12 kun oldin
  • yah xans are something else idk how you guys can just pop them they screwed with me heavy. i get lock jaw and wake up alot in the middle of the night from them and i stopped taking them thank god and its been 3 months, i wake up with my bottom left side of my jaw pulling the top right side of my teeth/ and it hurts so badly and not sure how to tell anybody around me it feels like im ripping all my teeth out when i wake up to it. and puts me into a state of fear when i try sleep.

    MyCxndyMyCxndy12 kun oldin
  • Why you talking to barf

    GUY VERGUY VER12 kun oldin
  • Please add a regular Bert & Christina podcast to the rotation. These two together is my new favourite.

    Matthew FletcherMatthew Fletcher12 kun oldin
  • This needs to be on their main channel. I mean if you're gunna have dog shit like whitney cummings on two beats out this gold on there

    i Xului Xulu12 kun oldin
  • You guys make me less afraid of being a parent someday lol.

    D SauceD Sauce12 kun oldin
  • Bert’s Tik’d and he Tok’d his family

    Marshall StewartMarshall Stewart12 kun oldin
    • And the irony of Tina pushing the value of a degree isn’t lost on me

      Marshall StewartMarshall Stewart12 kun oldin
  • Christina continuing to use retard is getting old. She’s talking about a kid. Could you at least try to be decent.

    FoTo RealisticFoTo Realistic12 kun oldin
  • I could listen to the two of them everyday!!! Hands down my favorite episode!

    Monica HandMonica Hand12 kun oldin
  • Can we please make like one bear one cougar or something because, Christina and Bert together is the best.

    David CovingtonDavid Covington12 kun oldin
  • I love how Christina always wears red lipstick. Inner goth never dies.

    aliigatorwinealiigatorwine12 kun oldin
    • She definitely rocks the red. She’s a makeup maestra. Stay hot mommies 🔥🔥

      Kevin ZandersKevin Zanders10 kun oldin
  • WW2 in color narrated by Bert.

    BacontotemBacontotem12 kun oldin
  • Mr bert they do actually have this little tool now that can split pills in half so you can have an actual half! Id check amazon

    Hayden MartellHayden Martell12 kun oldin
  • Half a mil, for a the intro? Please, tell me there's a full version! We need an official YMH soundtrack. Put all the intros and outro songs collected on the store site.

    Robert Meadows the Gamecat that wouldn't dieRobert Meadows the Gamecat that wouldn't die12 kun oldin
  • Bert's Santa lie needs to be made into a Christmas special.

    Duff DuffingtonDuff Duffington12 kun oldin
  • I was literally flossing when they started talking about it

    Pangean BordeloPangean Bordelo12 kun oldin
  • you should have a podcast that alternates between LeeAnn and Brent each week as cohosts

    GooseGoose12 kun oldin
  • Rip 🙏 ⚰ to toms body! Love ya tom

    People crazy KdubPeople crazy Kdub12 kun oldin
  • Dental hygienist here and hey Bert kruster, you should 100% use a water pik especially around crowns!! Don’t take dental advice from Christian

    Ashley KAshley K12 kun oldin
  • 47:00 - I've said it before and I'll say it again Bert is one of the most disgusting dudes around town! Lol and Tom always talks about how his breath smells it's obviously because he doesn't brush his teeth but he needs to brush his tongue. Every person I know that is ever told me they don't brush their tongue They have horribly bad breath! I used to have a buddy that says well I'd rather just use mouthwash than brush my tongue! Lol it didn't work!!

    Derek CullinDerek Cullin12 kun oldin
  • Bert read an "Artic-uncrustable" the other day.....

    Jonathan A KlingJonathan A Kling12 kun oldin
  • tina might be the best bert-wrangler out of the whole crew

    killervacuumkillervacuum12 kun oldin
  • I'm playing this video for my kids when they find out about santa 🎅🤣☠️

    CoreyCorey12 kun oldin
  • 38:06 uh-hundred percent

    TyTy12 kun oldin
  • 29:30 - 30:45 felt like a war between Liquid IV and Liquid Death mid-podcast

    EwokPandaEwokPanda12 kun oldin
  • Brett can’t spit bars as well as he can snort them.

    I Love the Nation of Israel!I Love the Nation of Israel!13 kun oldin
  • You guys gotta stop giving these guys money.... Redbar is coming.

    Jason FosterJason Foster13 kun oldin
  • See California is crazy! The kids aren't going to school and they have all these ridiculous rules. The economy is going to crash so hard from all this crap and it's going to be even worse in California. They need a new governor ASAP

    Derek CullinDerek Cullin13 kun oldin
  • CU is pretty rapey just sayin'...

    Jokes and Yokes!Jokes and Yokes!13 kun oldin
  • I used to like Bert and now i've realized he is absolutely insufferable. Talk about someone with an ego problem.

    Floor -11 DEN Contact has been madeFloor -11 DEN Contact has been made13 kun oldin
  • Eastern block check, you guys are amazing couple, thank you both coming on. 1:05:00

    Ryan McCainRyan McCain13 kun oldin
  • First ever podcast I’ve seen and I love it!!!

    Rodolfo AlmanzaRodolfo Almanza13 kun oldin
  • Does anyone know what book Brent is reading? I want to read it and see how badly he's fucking up the comprehension.

    Dave DevineDave Devine13 kun oldin
  • Please stop with the overly aggressive Beep sound when censoring something, it's too much

    rvd21rvd2113 kun oldin
  • Great episode!! More mommy Tina And Bart please😁👍

    John AlvarezJohn Alvarez13 kun oldin
  • I never believed in Santa, my parents always told me the truth about everything. I was the kid in preschool telling other kids Santa was fake. Cant say i turned out better because i knew the truth

    CJ22CJ2213 kun oldin