Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

23-Noy, 2020
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing exclusive golf clubs. Bert tells the story of when he learned about racial slurs as a child, and they have fun watching videos of disgusting toenails, dilated pore removals, and navel stones. They react to getting shouted-out on 85 South, and recall how they got into hip-hop. They take a look at the SUBEAP submissions they got, their take on the PLASTT phenomenon, and discuss their best and worst strip club experiences. Bert also shares how he got mistaken for a Trump supporter on Instagram.
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  • Tim dillon

    J MJ MSoat oldin
  • NAVEL STONES!!!!!

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  • I've never used my disgust face more.

    Clockwork Clockwise ProClockwork Clockwise Pro4 kun oldin
  • I can’t believe I saw my most favorite comedian ever get excited over some ahh I love 2021 much love Tom and Bert

    fallen9878fallen98785 kun oldin
  • I know this was before the capitol surge, but I still think the trump stuff is unfunny and SUPER irresponsible, it’s not even funny to make it worse. PEOPLE’S LIVES WERE LOST MAN! It’s nothing funny about that... he radicalized Americans. He’s a legit traitor... CUT THE SHIT OUT BERT

    bizbabybizbaby5 kun oldin
  • Bobby Lee and Ryan Sickler

    Chandler GwilliamChandler Gwilliam6 kun oldin
  • Best revenge movie EVER is Salton Sea with Val Kilmer! check it out

    Patrice FullhartPatrice Fullhart8 kun oldin
  • Come to Australia and try and tell someone not to say "retard" 😂😂😂

    RynoRyno9 kun oldin
  • Tim and ryan!

    Marcos RodriguezMarcos Rodriguez11 kun oldin
  • LeAnne or Bobby lee are tied

    Brennan WeaverBrennan Weaver13 kun oldin
  • Smart Tim. This is under YMH

    mmaassoommaassoo17 kun oldin
  • Barf got a job from a guy called cheese Hmmmmmmmm

    Evan AtwoodEvan Atwood26 kun oldin
  • Best guess bear was LeeAnn

    Crystal ElliottCrystal Elliott27 kun oldin
  • Tim Dillon

    TheEmzleyTheEmzley28 kun oldin
  • If we could get bert on a game show I'm almost certain we could recreate the South Park scene where Randy thinks he knows the answer and shouts the n word with a giant smile

    Austin MurrayAustin Murray28 kun oldin
  • Lmao playing Pac-Man 😂😂😂

    Chris HerylaChris Heryla29 kun oldin
  • best is bert and push

    Oliver DansingerOliver DansingerOy oldin
  • Best guest was Bobby Lee

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  • ryan sickler A HUNDRED PERCENT

    rajveer khandujarajveer khandujaOy oldin
  • 41:20 has Toms best expression ever

    Funny StuffFunny StuffOy oldin
  • Law abiding citizen?

    Michael StevensMichael StevensOy oldin
  • LAW ABIDING CITIZEN JESUS IM ANNOYED

    Gage MainusGage MainusOy oldin
  • It's awesome seeing a guy laugh at politics and messing with his kids for a giggle. Of course two teenagers are pissed about politics they definitely don't understand. As if 2020 hasn't proven we got fucked by both sides. Let's just talk and laugh and chill.

    11B BQ11B BQOy oldin
  • leanne forsure

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  • Naval stones! Lmfao

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  • "It'll be fun we'll have a good time" 1:25:50

    wesoldiersalldaywesoldiersalldayOy oldin
  • Favorite guest Bear was Ryan Sickler, Tim Dillon was a close second

    BRIAN WORLEYBRIAN WORLEYOy oldin
  • Tim

    Union WiremanUnion WiremanOy oldin
  • Put a 3 musketeers in the freezer, it’ll change your life. Same with a zero bar

    WATTsonWATTsonOy oldin
  • I’m 27 and my parents have never heard me curse once. I didn’t start until I was like 17 and in college. And still, I have never cursed with my mother around ever. And it’s not something I was taught. My parents were always trying to pressure me to curse. But I never did.

    Ashleysart AttackAshleysart AttackOy oldin
  • uzworld.info/player/video/ra-tgcZjZti2gHQ

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  • Tim dillon was favorite guest host

    Jason AllnattJason AllnattOy oldin
  • Law Abiding Citizen is a pretty badass movie

    Steve N. BruleSteve N. BruleOy oldin
  • Ryan sickler by far

    Jake WickJake WickOy oldin
  • "i guess you can use tinder and not fuck them" and that's how 2020 ended. HAPPY CHRISTMAS

    VIKESH CHANDVIKESH CHANDOy oldin
  • Recist to psychopathic murder. Fun conversation

    VIKESH CHANDVIKESH CHANDOy oldin
  • Bert’s Joey impression is pretty good tbh

    Jack MilesJack MilesOy oldin
  • 1:22:00 joke all you want but i believe ron funches when he says it was night and day with his kid.

    jarl-caysenjarl-caysenOy oldin
  • Labs do thousands of vaccine trials before the vaccine is even approved for the public. If somone were to "grow a tail" they would know during the trials.

    Mickala KabearyMickala KabearyOy oldin
    • you're right, they would know. except they also don't care and would roll it out anyway!

      jarl-caysenjarl-caysenOy oldin
  • I just realised how to reveal the people that run the world, just invite Bert to the Bilderbergmeating

    Johan LudvigssonJohan LudvigssonOy oldin
  • Bobby all the way

    Epic GuyEpic GuyOy oldin
  • this made me feel rat ass

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon BrawnerOy oldin
  • that black family was racist as fuck they called him honky and all kinds of shit then it gets unplugged when burt drops the bomb

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon BrawnerOy oldin
  • I hate bert.

    nathan garcianathan garciaOy oldin
  • Bert makes me feel a lot better about my personal vices.

    Trevor CarlisleTrevor CarlisleOy oldin
  • Best guest bear is Lee Anne or Sickler

    Hide Yah MomHide Yah MomOy oldin
  • How many times I gotta hear bert tell the same dumb fucking strip club story!? I get that he does multiple shows an all but that story really isn't funny enough to repeat this many times... wish tom would jump in and remind him when he does this shit.

    CameojoeCameojoeOy oldin
  • Leanne and bobby were great but I loved how Tom set up the episode with Leanne! Her episode was the best imo. Also I could tell tom was finally breathing through his nose on those episodes too. #BertSmells #BertFucksDogs

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  • I cant stop screaming law abiding citizens

    john yjohn yOy oldin
  • Finally someone other than me is blown away by Busta Rhymes growth. Dude is yoked af

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  • Bobby lee

    Tommy LTommy LOy oldin
  • “I wouldn’t trust something my best friend made, but I’d trust anything big pharma forced me to take.” I wouldn’t trust Burt either, but at least I know he doesn’t profit from my illness.

    Dave GammonDave GammonOy oldin
  • Anyone having a political flag should never really be “Outrageous”. Ppl are so fucking dumb.

    Dave GammonDave GammonOy oldin
  • Best Guest Bear-Bobby Lee

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  • As someone from Indiana who has frequented Ft. Wayne.... Can’t blame him. 😂

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  • At 1:00:34 Bert says "A broken femur is a game changer." Foreshadowing....? LOLLLLL

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  • Bobo

    Noe Garcia JrNoe Garcia JrOy oldin
  • Bobby lee was the best best guest bear

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  • The leann story where she dove off the bike was the funniest part to me idk why!

    Erasmo FloresErasmo FloresOy oldin
  • Between Sickler and Dillon #bestguestbear

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  • 1:04:00 I'm screaming!!! law abiding citizen

    Bobby LudlamBobby LudlamOy oldin
  • So Bert's daughter is dating D'elia, and Joey busted his fingers up with a hammer? Poor D'elia, dude can't catch a break, unless it's his fingers.

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  • This is how advertisements should be done

    Logan SLogan SOy oldin
  • Bert, I know you and your wife are doing your best, but your kids are very dumb.

    Scott WScott WOy oldin
  • NAVEL STONES NAVEL STONES , i think bart came a little

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  • 42:25 I feel like at this moment Tom finally started questioning legitimately the sanity of Chrysler

    Weston Forced-last-name-displayWeston Forced-last-name-displayOy oldin
  • 12 fucken burgers 🍔 😂

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  • Ok but wasn’t the word “idiot” a diagnosis at one point too tho?

    kyla mariekyla marieOy oldin
  • hey mommies, did you hear? burnt has been made to feel like a less valuable white person due to a very biased inflection. we need to not only support burnt, but also to demand an official apology from rapper t.i., you know, that _black man._

    Brian HLBrian HLOy oldin
  • Bert don't worry. Your N word story, I feel, is a story of someone being wrong, getting told so, and was explained on why they were wrong. And admitting that they, in the past, were wrong and accepts it. Cuz you learned, and you applied that to your life. Everybody was wrong at some point. It's how you changed. But, fuck what do I know.

    zergintrestzergintrestOy oldin
  • So this week how did Bert justify being hungover?

    Peter RabbitPeter RabbitOy oldin
  • Lots of people still can and do use the word retard. Get out of the LA echochamber.

    Dennis CadieuxDennis CadieuxOy oldin
  • i miss sickler he doesnt talk about killing people

    jakey runescapejakey runescapeOy oldin
  • 1) Sickler 2) Leann 3) Tim Dillon 4) Please don't do Bobby Lee again

    Mike RMike ROy oldin
  • This was a great episode of “Bert cancels himself.”

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  • wow bert's podcast numbers for bertcast have plummeted big time. think tom and bill will b cutting the bert tethering dead weight soon.

    terry winstonterry winstonOy oldin
  • 🥋

    TMANTMANOy oldin
  • bert is so annoying when he talks about editing stuff out but I think its a holdout from his days on tv

    trolrtkorjkhgjdntrolrtkorjkhgjdnOy oldin
  • Wow - Tom actually got to speak a bit in this one, just like if he were a person and not just Bert's sounding board.

    Stephen JenkinsStephen JenkinsOy oldin
  • I love how people nervous about this vaccine are grouped in with anti-vaccers. It has been rushed through the process and it's an all new form of vaccine. If you're not nervous you got something wrong with you. The other vaccines have a long track record. And oh all the doctors told me? Doctors are wrong LITERALLY all the time

    Michael GibsonMichael GibsonOy oldin
  • Nadav didn't knew that Bert is talking about Law Abiding Citizen. Jeebus.

    Bartłomiej ZubkiewiczBartłomiej ZubkiewiczOy oldin
  • I've watched every episode of this podcast, and I think this one has to be one of the best. The part when they're talking about revenge for hurting their families made me think of Cersei Lannister and what she says to Septa Unella: Septa: "I am ready to meet my God" Cersei "You think you're going to die today??? Right now????? You are not going to die for quite some time."

    Jeff HarambeJeff HarambeOy oldin
  • Best guess 100% Ryan

    Trevor PayneTrevor PayneOy oldin
  • LeeAnn was the best substitute bear ever!!!

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  • Ryan sickler

    Miranda DaigleMiranda DaigleOy oldin
  • The male cellar worrisomely offend because clipper biologically drain vice a alert buffer. ignorant, burly tulip

    Christian DenmarkChristian DenmarkOy oldin
  • Tie between Bobby & Tim

    Maria ZielinskiMaria ZielinskiOy oldin
  • Sickler

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  • Sickle cell

    Todd DurbinTodd DurbinOy oldin
  • 1. tym dillen 2. rian siqler 3. bobbee lee 4. leehan chrystals (sorry leehan ur super funny but its kinda unfair when ur being compared to comedians)

    Marshall McDonoughMarshall McDonoughOy oldin
  • Watching this shroomed out , Bert is fat asf lmfao

    Otaku AndyOtaku AndyOy oldin
  • Best guest bear!!! Ryan Sickler, or anyone that doesn’t fuck dogs!

    Jose ArteagaJose ArteagaOy oldin
  • Bobby Lee

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  • 35:02 Anh biết nhiều về Thuốc Mê không? Còn em gói gọn lại đó là anh ⌨

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyzLinh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyzOy oldin
  • 12:11 Để hôm nay gục đầu trong nỗi nhớ 👞

    Linh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyzLinh Chi 500K Vao Henho24h xyzOy oldin
  • Ryan Sickler was the best

    Joshua SandersJoshua SandersOy oldin
  • I guess you are teaching tolerance eh Bert?

    Lighthouse094Lighthouse094Oy oldin
  • My daughter's don't know anything but they are anti Trump. Yup makes sense. SMH

    Lighthouse094Lighthouse094Oy oldin
  • Let Tim talk! Brett has about 10 not that exciting stories that he tells over and over. The stripper story.....ugh. I still cannot tell if Tim’s memory is that shit or if he just endures it. Bring back any if the guest hosts. Sickler is the best. Bobby Lee is also the best.

    BonBonBonBonOy oldin
  • I love hearing Bert tell stories that he’s already told on the podcast like he’s never told them before 🤣🤣🤣

    Spencer StutesmanSpencer StutesmanOy oldin
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