Comedian Mark Normand & I hang out in the Mancave & talk about his new HOUR SPECIAL Airing this Friday, MAY 12th on Comedy Central titled “Don’t Be Yourself”. He tells me the story about losing his virginity to to an older woman at 16, we talk about him touring with Amy Schumer and working with Louis CK, and he tells me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard about having sex with his screenwriting teacher.
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Tuesgay here
What happened to the dinner party did anyone show up ?
Tooooo many commercials
Hobo💩 🤣😭💀
I like mark but the line ”my whole twenties gone” is better left said by her not him, he was still sleeping around
“Are you well endowed? I’m obsessed with penis size!” “..... so it’s time to go now.”
12:11 and he’s never read a book since.
Love Mark Normand, not a big fan of his stand up because of the fact that it's "jokes" not stories which I think hold back his career, if he told stories I think he'd be one of the best, he's one of the wittiest, quickest comedians. Also towards the end, even mentioning Amy Schumer and Louis CK in same sentence should be a crime. I understand he uses the bitch for perks like he said, but come on.
Marks a strong man, I’d have to ask Bert to close his fucking legs at some point
no man feet allowed
AIDS, miscarriage, whatever!! Bring it on, I love it!!
Lol, nothing against mark but he’s all like poorer area 23, hard life, hey what college you got to?...LSU 🤦♂️
Bert claimed he wrote "Papa Smurf's middle name is Boner"?!..That joke was from early 80s. It's in jokebook called "Truly Tasteless Jokes"
Why Bert have to sit like a 13 year old girl😂😂
I looked this up because Kriesher mentioned how funny he is out side of his act. He's not funny. This is brutal.
I find it hard to believe Burt doesn't cheat.
Great balance of personalities!
Dont underestimate yourself Bert,... Tom may have more viewers, but you're far more entertaining. I say that with love,.. i love tommy buns, he's hilarious,... BUT,.. you're far more interesting, and that is your super power. (one of them at least, lol)
If you read this Bert I would like to know if there is plans or a timeline for somethings burning 2.
Idc what anybody says, Van Wilder is not based on Berts life lmao
Bert is such a moron... Bert: you should do hot ones Mark: whats that? Bert: i dont know.... anyway... blah blah blah
The Right are extreme hypocrites also.... come on.
Bert instantly orders the Motive Pure hangover stuff and then Mark tells him it didn't work for him..... hahaha. also Bert always claims he looves being hungover?
I m from india and my favourite comics were only louis ck and Bill burr and the third one to the list is mark Normand....never stop man ull be huge one day
U fucking guys go and subscribe to marks channel ...he is fucking awesome...what u want
I love to hear about comedy and shut I’ve never heard of
Didn’t know who nick griffin was but I looked him up, and most of the other comedians they mentioned that I didn’t know
Bert is talking about feelings so much lately he’s slowing transitioning into a woman
Bert “I can’t finish” kreischer
Mark Normand is the voice in my head
At 10:32 was he talking about Theo von ??? Idk
The secret person named at 28 mins is Chris Delia.
Take a shot every time Bert clears his throat.
Or touch his barefoot and toes
Uggghh. He is so phlegmy.... so is nikki glaser.
Who is the introverted weird comic from Louisiana that Mark refers to near the beginning of the podcast?
Normand is a skater? Fuck yea. Also I like the ski slope boobs 🤷🏻♂️
I don't pick these podcasts apart like others so I thoroughly liked this one and had a lot of internal laughs from it.
Man mark is so relatable to me but he’s hilarious and I’m not
TUESDAYS WITH MAUREY tf Bert
god bert sucks
hey host you come across a dick
Mark is such a good listener. Fucking great. Did anyone else notice that?
Everything reminds me of"ME", no kidding. Let your guest get a word in edge wise.
And “ME” Bert isn’t even a top 50 comic, I don’t dislike him but his ego is massive in comparison to his skill level.
42:00 talking about people who you can drop your guard around with.."...ari.." XD
Lol Bert's advice to Mark for the pitch was be yourself, than at the end he found out Mark's special is called don't be yourself.
...I had sex with a prostitute charging 50 bucks... When we finished I asked for my 50 bucks... I don’t believe he/she stuffed me, then stiffed me!... #covid-19
i love listening to comics talk about their method
Comedians feel themselves a bit much. Mark is cool, but Bert and rogan think they’re curing cancer. News flash guys, half your jokes bomb, so how great are you really?
Bert fat slob u suck
This is legit the most authentic podcast I’ve ever seen.
Damn, Bert's lazy ass makes this look like anybody could make a podcast.
Mark kills me 🤣
I don't think he bombed on this is not happening. I pissed myself laughing at that story
Hey Mark- you're fine, it's all fine😃 I enjoyed the 'Inside Baseball' style of this cast! The fact that I know about almost all the comedians referenced is awesome, as well- Thanks you guys!
Telling a guy with a special called 'dont be yourself' to 'just be yourself' was pretty funny.
Remarkable type of podcast!
Fan Girl Bert Kreischer
just when I thought I couldn’t like Mark anymore he works in a “Regarding Henry” reference
14:47 Mark wonders if Bert is having a stroke.
Bert’s like a big girl. Sitting there all curled up and rubbing his leg. A big girl.
Shoutout to Desus & Mero #BodegaHive
Mark being uncomfortable is why I am here.
It's the joke stealing stuff about amy Schumer that people hate.
I died when bert started naming people he would put is guard down around and he named ari I guarentee hes not on that list anymore
Bert almost died too lol
Bert, get off your fucking phone.
Judd apatows stand up is so terrible, especially compared to mark and Bert
36:37 nice Malcom Gladwell joke lmao
8:08 Oliver Stone did what to the rights of your life? Sounds like you said "Oliver Stone offered me the rights to my life."...? Some clarity would be nice.
@Neftali Mora ........ah.
Alex Homer “optioned” the rights to his life. He would have first dibs on making a Burnt Chrysler movie or biopic.
LYNETTE CAROLLA LMAOOO
Mark Normand starring in “ I’m a little gay”
20 mins in and I am wondering if he ever got to finish the story about how he got caught cheating on his girlfriend? He started the story 3 times and Bert kept interrupting him and 20 mins later he still hasn't gotten back to it.
That story on Ari's show was hilarious, you didn't bomb.
1:22:00 Viceland...said like Iceland?! Hahaha you're so funny bert Vice. Land.
Ok, so I slowed the video down to x0.25 speed at 29:20 for the comic's name (nothing to see, here 👀), and I think you'll get a kick outta just doing that and continuing to watch at x0.25 speed lol 😆 I'm dying, you guys sound so high. Love 💘 you Bert
Bert "Legit Famous " Kreischer
Noone is stealing your Smurf joke either bert LOL!
Mark bout to blow. He’s got it.
nyc comics are the funniest! Period
fuck columbus ohio
I am starting to understand why Seinfeld pick mark normand as his favorite. Fucking mark is a beast.
Mark and big jay a class below you” . Wtf what a douche bag . You suck you L.A. bitch
I know who Nick is
"Just like Lynett Carolla" ACE fan
41:55 it’s 2019 and Ari has been removed from this list. Things change
2 of my newer faves, what a treat... seriously , great one of the best pcast ever🤟
Bert is talking to Mark like he's the better comedian. lmao. Bro Bert you should be asking this guy for advice!
I used to work at one of the biggest clubs in LA and comedians always respect people that come before them.
@James Kennedy I know this is late but where can I find that?
@Yevgenii Kisarauskas If you wanna see an awesome special go check out Louis CK's newest special. It's hilarious.
@Yevgenii Kisarauskas I've seen them all. The last good one was the machine. The rest are just bad.
This is great if you’re looking for a comedy circle jerk.
‘You guys do Tuesdays with Maury?’
I really do like hearing the inside talk. It's like a comical professional development lesson.
Bert is such a pure soul. Always recognizes real people before anyone else.
42:01 lmao that did not age well
Which comic do you think Bert was talking about when he typed it in his phone?
how this fatfuck doesnt think hes an alcoholic is beyond me
I guess this was the pitch Mark Normand bombed on huh?
How is that trust thing w/ari going?
I’ve been watching this for 57 minutes and just realised this shit 2 years old
Me to lol!
They’ll always have Portland
Mark is the best
"A little hungover, a little gay"
God Bert loves talking about himself...he thinks he's the best stand-up comedian of all time...meanwhile in reality, he's just a fat hack that takes his shirt off and tells embellished stories...
MMA RiffRaff you feel better now?