BERTCAST #232 - Mark Normand & ME

10-May, 2017
270 097 Ko‘rishlar soni

Comedian Mark Normand & I hang out in the Mancave & talk about his new HOUR SPECIAL Airing this Friday, MAY 12th on Comedy Central titled “Don’t Be Yourself”. He tells me the story about losing his virginity to to an older woman at 16, we talk about him touring with Amy Schumer and working with Louis CK, and he tells me one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard about having sex with his screenwriting teacher.
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  • Tuesgay here

    ANTIC602ANTIC60226 kun oldin
  • What happened to the dinner party did anyone show up ?

    PranzataPranzataOy oldin
  • Tooooo many commercials

    gunnergunnerOy oldin
  • Hobo💩 🤣😭💀

    AK 4oAK 4o2 oy oldin
  • I like mark but the line ”my whole twenties gone” is better left said by her not him, he was still sleeping around

    SundayMorningSundayMorning2 oy oldin
  • “Are you well endowed? I’m obsessed with penis size!” “..... so it’s time to go now.”

    zero11010zero110102 oy oldin
  • 12:11 and he’s never read a book since.

    zero11010zero110102 oy oldin
  • Love Mark Normand, not a big fan of his stand up because of the fact that it's "jokes" not stories which I think hold back his career, if he told stories I think he'd be one of the best, he's one of the wittiest, quickest comedians. Also towards the end, even mentioning Amy Schumer and Louis CK in same sentence should be a crime. I understand he uses the bitch for perks like he said, but come on.

    yabigitisineyabigitisine3 oy oldin
  • Marks a strong man, I’d have to ask Bert to close his fucking legs at some point

    Chad WismerChad Wismer3 oy oldin
  • no man feet allowed

    Good Deedz Will Make The World ChangeGood Deedz Will Make The World Change3 oy oldin
  • AIDS, miscarriage, whatever!! Bring it on, I love it!!

    Paul RolandPaul Roland4 oy oldin
  • Lol, nothing against mark but he’s all like poorer area 23, hard life, hey what college you got to?...LSU 🤦‍♂️

    VvmopzVvmopz4 oy oldin
  • Bert claimed he wrote "Papa Smurf's middle name is Boner"?!..That joke was from early 80s. It's in jokebook called "Truly Tasteless Jokes"

    This Mothafucka SaidThis Mothafucka Said4 oy oldin
  • Why Bert have to sit like a 13 year old girl😂😂

    Thomas RowellThomas Rowell5 oy oldin
  • I looked this up because Kriesher mentioned how funny he is out side of his act. He's not funny. This is brutal.

    GrahamBartleGrahamBartle5 oy oldin
  • I find it hard to believe Burt doesn't cheat.

    Joe WattsJoe Watts5 oy oldin
  • Great balance of personalities!

    Steve HuntSteve Hunt5 oy oldin
  • Dont underestimate yourself Bert,... Tom may have more viewers, but you're far more entertaining. I say that with love,.. i love tommy buns, he's hilarious,... BUT,.. you're far more interesting, and that is your super power. (one of them at least, lol)

    Steve HuntSteve Hunt5 oy oldin
  • If you read this Bert I would like to know if there is plans or a timeline for somethings burning 2.

    anonymous friendanonymous friend5 oy oldin
  • Idc what anybody says, Van Wilder is not based on Berts life lmao

    Nicholas HaakansonNicholas Haakanson5 oy oldin
  • Bert is such a moron... Bert: you should do hot ones Mark: whats that? Bert: i dont know.... anyway... blah blah blah

    denise mariedenise marie5 oy oldin
  • The Right are extreme hypocrites also.... come on.

    denise mariedenise marie6 oy oldin
  • Bert instantly orders the Motive Pure hangover stuff and then Mark tells him it didn't work for him..... hahaha. also Bert always claims he looves being hungover?

    denise mariedenise marie6 oy oldin
  • I m from india and my favourite comics were only louis ck and Bill burr and the third one to the list is mark Normand....never stop man ull be huge one day

    RajatRajat6 oy oldin
  • U fucking guys go and subscribe to marks channel ...he is fucking awesome...what u want

    RajatRajat6 oy oldin
  • I love to hear about comedy and shut I’ve never heard of

    masterVader509masterVader5096 oy oldin
  • Didn’t know who nick griffin was but I looked him up, and most of the other comedians they mentioned that I didn’t know

    StarfockStarfock6 oy oldin
  • Bert is talking about feelings so much lately he’s slowing transitioning into a woman

    Sonneborn Family ChannelSonneborn Family Channel6 oy oldin
  • Bert “I can’t finish” kreischer

    Sonneborn Family ChannelSonneborn Family Channel6 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand is the voice in my head

    Syruss Tha GreatSyruss Tha Great6 oy oldin
  • At 10:32 was he talking about Theo von ??? Idk

    Gage KellyGage Kelly6 oy oldin
  • The secret person named at 28 mins is Chris Delia.

    derpkingderpking6 oy oldin
  • Take a shot every time Bert clears his throat.

    Exploring With ASMRExploring With ASMR7 oy oldin
    • Or touch his barefoot and toes

      AK 4oAK 4o2 oy oldin
    • Uggghh. He is so phlegmy.... so is nikki glaser.

      denise mariedenise marie5 oy oldin
  • Who is the introverted weird comic from Louisiana that Mark refers to near the beginning of the podcast?

    Jake DohJake Doh7 oy oldin
  • Normand is a skater? Fuck yea. Also I like the ski slope boobs 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Gary KieselGary Kiesel7 oy oldin
  • I don't pick these podcasts apart like others so I thoroughly liked this one and had a lot of internal laughs from it.

    The SS of Fruits and NutsThe SS of Fruits and Nuts8 oy oldin
  • Man mark is so relatable to me but he’s hilarious and I’m not

    William ZulloWilliam Zullo8 oy oldin
  • TUESDAYS WITH MAUREY tf Bert

    Christopher GalvezChristopher Galvez8 oy oldin
  • god bert sucks

    Grayson DuBoseGrayson DuBose8 oy oldin
  • hey host you come across a dick

    angiebaycangiebayc9 oy oldin
  • Mark is such a good listener. Fucking great. Did anyone else notice that?

    jaguarfocusjaguarfocus9 oy oldin
  • Everything reminds me of"ME", no kidding. Let your guest get a word in edge wise.

    taurmantaurman9 oy oldin
  • And “ME” Bert isn’t even a top 50 comic, I don’t dislike him but his ego is massive in comparison to his skill level.

    Jeremy WatersJeremy Waters9 oy oldin
  • 42:00 talking about people who you can drop your guard around with.."...ari.." XD

    Olli ToikkanenOlli Toikkanen9 oy oldin
  • Lol Bert's advice to Mark for the pitch was be yourself, than at the end he found out Mark's special is called don't be yourself.

    Rich TheGreatRich TheGreat9 oy oldin
  • ...I had sex with a prostitute charging 50 bucks... When we finished I asked for my 50 bucks... I don’t believe he/she stuffed me, then stiffed me!... #covid-19

    ...CellAmen......CellAmen...9 oy oldin
  • i love listening to comics talk about their method

    Elliot LynchElliot Lynch10 oy oldin
  • Comedians feel themselves a bit much. Mark is cool, but Bert and rogan think they’re curing cancer. News flash guys, half your jokes bomb, so how great are you really?

    Ian StuartIan Stuart10 oy oldin
  • Bert fat slob u suck

    Roger LaraRoger Lara10 oy oldin
  • This is legit the most authentic podcast I’ve ever seen.

    Justin GagnierJustin Gagnier10 oy oldin
  • Damn, Bert's lazy ass makes this look like anybody could make a podcast.

    2FingerTuesday2FingerTuesday10 oy oldin
  • Mark kills me 🤣

    RachelstorrersingsRachelstorrersings10 oy oldin
  • I don't think he bombed on this is not happening. I pissed myself laughing at that story

    Stefan prnslStefan prnsl11 oy oldin
  • Hey Mark- you're fine, it's all fine😃 I enjoyed the 'Inside Baseball' style of this cast! The fact that I know about almost all the comedians referenced is awesome, as well- Thanks you guys!

    Ridikipickle PeckinpuffRidikipickle Peckinpuff11 oy oldin
  • Telling a guy with a special called 'dont be yourself' to 'just be yourself' was pretty funny.

    A SA S11 oy oldin
  • Remarkable type of podcast!

    OpochtliOpochtli11 oy oldin
  • Fan Girl Bert Kreischer

    Louis Smithson-OaksLouis Smithson-Oaks11 oy oldin
  • just when I thought I couldn’t like Mark anymore he works in a “Regarding Henry” reference

    Ben 999Ben 99911 oy oldin
  • 14:47 Mark wonders if Bert is having a stroke.

    E NonyaE Nonya11 oy oldin
  • Bert’s like a big girl. Sitting there all curled up and rubbing his leg. A big girl.

    GOOFBALLSwearMASKSGOOFBALLSwearMASKS11 oy oldin
  • Shoutout to Desus & Mero #BodegaHive

    BloodyWhiteTee 1BloodyWhiteTee 111 oy oldin
  • Mark being uncomfortable is why I am here.

    Kevin JohnsonKevin Johnson11 oy oldin
  • It's the joke stealing stuff about amy Schumer that people hate.

    ray keelanray keelan11 oy oldin
  • I died when bert started naming people he would put is guard down around and he named ari I guarentee hes not on that list anymore

    corey bennettcorey bennett11 oy oldin
    • Bert almost died too lol

      Nicholas CitronNicholas Citron8 oy oldin
  • Bert, get off your fucking phone.

    Weston Forced-last-name-displayWeston Forced-last-name-display11 oy oldin
  • Judd apatows stand up is so terrible, especially compared to mark and Bert

    JASJAS11 oy oldin
  • 36:37 nice Malcom Gladwell joke lmao

    Portland GoosePortland Goose11 oy oldin
  • 8:08 Oliver Stone did what to the rights of your life? Sounds like you said "Oliver Stone offered me the rights to my life."...? Some clarity would be nice.

    Alex HomerAlex Homer11 oy oldin
    • @Neftali Mora ........ah.

      Alex HomerAlex Homer9 oy oldin
    • Alex Homer “optioned” the rights to his life. He would have first dibs on making a Burnt Chrysler movie or biopic.

      Neftali MoraNeftali Mora11 oy oldin
  • LYNETTE CAROLLA LMAOOO

    caivscaivs11 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand starring in “ I’m a little gay”

    WarHammer McGeeWarHammer McGeeYil oldin
  • 20 mins in and I am wondering if he ever got to finish the story about how he got caught cheating on his girlfriend? He started the story 3 times and Bert kept interrupting him and 20 mins later he still hasn't gotten back to it.

    Beautiful SurpriseBeautiful SurpriseYil oldin
  • That story on Ari's show was hilarious, you didn't bomb.

    Lizzie YounkinLizzie YounkinYil oldin
  • 1:22:00 Viceland...said like Iceland?! Hahaha you're so funny bert Vice. Land.

    Kevin MurrayKevin MurrayYil oldin
  • Ok, so I slowed the video down to x0.25 speed at 29:20 for the comic's name (nothing to see, here 👀), and I think you'll get a kick outta just doing that and continuing to watch at x0.25 speed lol 😆 I'm dying, you guys sound so high. Love 💘 you Bert

    Kevin MurrayKevin MurrayYil oldin
  • Bert "Legit Famous " Kreischer

    Thomas SmithThomas SmithYil oldin
  • Noone is stealing your Smurf joke either bert LOL!

    TomthetrainwreckTomthetrainwreckYil oldin
  • Mark bout to blow. He’s got it.

    PJ LarsonPJ LarsonYil oldin
  • nyc comics are the funniest! Period

    Lane MillsLane MillsYil oldin
  • fuck columbus ohio

    AnushiRawanAnushiRawanYil oldin
  • I am starting to understand why Seinfeld pick mark normand as his favorite. Fucking mark is a beast.

    domz domedomz domeYil oldin
  • Mark and big jay a class below you” . Wtf what a douche bag . You suck you L.A. bitch

    Deez NutsDeez NutsYil oldin
  • I know who Nick is

    Doug K.Doug K.Yil oldin
  • "Just like Lynett Carolla" ACE fan

    averageaveryfoolaverageaveryfoolYil oldin
  • 41:55 it’s 2019 and Ari has been removed from this list. Things change

    Collie CamCollie CamYil oldin
  • 2 of my newer faves, what a treat... seriously , great one of the best pcast ever🤟

    Nocturnal Feral GuitaristNocturnal Feral GuitaristYil oldin
  • Bert is talking to Mark like he's the better comedian. lmao. Bro Bert you should be asking this guy for advice!

    James KennedyJames KennedyYil oldin
    • I used to work at one of the biggest clubs in LA and comedians always respect people that come before them.

      Sean HurdleSean Hurdle2 oy oldin
    • @James Kennedy I know this is late but where can I find that?

      Fire JoedanFire Joedan2 oy oldin
    • @Yevgenii Kisarauskas If you wanna see an awesome special go check out Louis CK's newest special. It's hilarious.

      James KennedyJames Kennedy6 oy oldin
    • @Yevgenii Kisarauskas I've seen them all. The last good one was the machine. The rest are just bad.

      James KennedyJames Kennedy6 oy oldin
  • This is great if you’re looking for a comedy circle jerk.

    ZephiZephiYil oldin
  • ‘You guys do Tuesdays with Maury?’

    ListenToBigFaceListenToBigFaceYil oldin
  • I really do like hearing the inside talk. It's like a comical professional development lesson.

    Dakota RoseDakota RoseYil oldin
  • Bert is such a pure soul. Always recognizes real people before anyone else.

    Dakota RoseDakota RoseYil oldin
  • 42:01 lmao that did not age well

    R GR GYil oldin
  • Which comic do you think Bert was talking about when he typed it in his phone?

    Charlie SpecterCharlie SpecterYil oldin
  • how this fatfuck doesnt think hes an alcoholic is beyond me

    RICKY bobbyRICKY bobbyYil oldin
  • I guess this was the pitch Mark Normand bombed on huh?

    Mat GuerraMat GuerraYil oldin
  • How is that trust thing w/ari going?

    Mat GuerraMat GuerraYil oldin
  • I’ve been watching this for 57 minutes and just realised this shit 2 years old

    spacecowboy2606spacecowboy2606Yil oldin
    • Me to lol!

      RachelstorrersingsRachelstorrersings10 oy oldin
  • They’ll always have Portland

    NR WNR WYil oldin
  • Mark is the best

    Konversion FitKonversion FitYil oldin
  • "A little hungover, a little gay"

    jimromesadouche 1jimromesadouche 1Yil oldin
  • God Bert loves talking about himself...he thinks he's the best stand-up comedian of all time...meanwhile in reality, he's just a fat hack that takes his shirt off and tells embellished stories...

    MMA RiffRaffMMA RiffRaffYil oldin
    • MMA RiffRaff you feel better now?

      Sil 33Sil 33Yil oldin
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