Bert Kreischer AKA "The Machine" on How He Robbed a Train with Russian Mobsters (Part 4)

23-Noy, 2020
113 199 Ko‘rishlar soni

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In this clip, Bert Kreischer detailed how he ended up robbing a train along with Russian mobsters while studying abroad. The train was occupied by some of Bert's classmates who ended up being victims of the burglary. Bert described what the fallout was from his deeds with the mobsters and how he was ultimately protected by the mobsters from any real repercussions.

  • I’ve been following Bert telling this story for 6yrs or so. I hope to God Igor is still alive and some how sees Bert telling this story at some point. Several Classmates came forward said it’s all true and Bert helped the mobsters rob them 😂😂. I’d like to see Igor and Bert ReConnect and hear his side

    C AlexanderC Alexander19 kun oldin
  • Vlad: “Abra Kadabra!”

    Ty BanksTy BanksOy oldin
  • Burnt tires not melted tire . Standard issue prison ink

    Haemi JoeHaemi JoeOy oldin
  • All this dude does is lie and take his shirt off, he sucks.

    Steve NSteve NOy oldin
  • Omg! This whole interview is the best gd shit I’ve ever heard!! 🙌🙏😂

    PKill AtwillPKill AtwillOy oldin
  • Shout out to dj we robbed him 😂😂😂

    Gregory GillespieGregory GillespieOy oldin
  • Shout out to DJ!

    uzi978uzi978Oy oldin
  • For the people who don’t know Bert....please please check out his bit on the machine “Bert Kreisher the machine”.... this version doesn’t do him’ll laugh your ass off....

    Hiroomi TakahashiHiroomi TakahashiOy oldin
  • Shout out to djay he was a kid in my class ... we robbed him 😂😂😂😂

    Fuego BandsFuego BandsOy oldin
  • Someone explain to me all the TK and Tupac stuff in the comments please I’m so lost 😂

    TheeasyDMTheeasyDMOy oldin
  • Some how some way i think TK Kirkland was there

    Bm HwBm HwOy oldin
  • Vlad: Now would you be willing to sign an affidavit that your testimony... I MEAN STORY was true?

    Austin CraigAustin CraigOy oldin
    • The teachers and most of the class have confirmed the story..

      Chris BatoChris BatoOy oldin
  • Oh wow. That's the first time I heard the machine story. Said no one ever.

    Austin CraigAustin CraigOy oldin
  • Vlad: Great story. Reminds me of something I did. Let me tell you a story about me.

    Austin CraigAustin CraigOy oldin
  • The comments are comedy gold lmao

    telepathy90telepathy90Oy oldin
  • Somehow he will flashback to a Micheal {mob) franchize clip. Which will lead to a TK , which will lead to Suge knight , which will lead to a Tupac connection and topped of with a mile tyson clip.

    AlmightyESSO 47AlmightyESSO 47Oy oldin
  • This man exemplifies the term, "the world is what you make it".

    Nathan HardeeNathan HardeeOy oldin
  • This kid in my class named DJ was wearing flannel pajamas and we robbed him...

    David YoungDavid YoungOy oldin
  • This is a strait white boy cinderella story 😂 it's mad cool but extremely sketch

    Bird PersonBird PersonOy oldin
  • I think I know this story... never knew I seen this guy before

    IluHa TVIluHa TVOy oldin
  • He hates telling this story and gets asked every time!! Lol 😂😂

    C OveyC OveyOy oldin
  • The Machine!!

    Rlewis5221Rlewis5221Oy oldin
  • Chances are that not a single of the gangsters in the story survived to see 2020.

    Vladimir ShurikVladimir ShurikOy oldin
  • Actually the tire is lit on fire, then a tuna can is held above the burning rubber. The soot collects around the inside of the can. It is then scraped off mixed with some soapy water, and alcohol if you can get some.

    Crazy HorseCrazy HorseOy oldin
  • Burnt Chrysler on vladtv? Wtf!

    K LyK LyOy oldin
  • This guy is the best!

    BlaC GoatBlaC GoatOy oldin
  • “Mobsters” “Mafia” steal bags from passengers on trains? Sounds like something huckleberry Finn and his ragtag crew would do.

    Rampsonton boy aka Randalananton boy I’m gay andRampsonton boy aka Randalananton boy I’m gay andOy oldin
    • @Rampsonton boy aka Randalananton boy I’m gay and the guys who would be on the train would just be low level guys posted there by higher-ups, so yeah to make extra cash they'd probably rob the passengers and kick a little up the chain.

      anthonyandersonanthonyandersonOy oldin
    • @Francisco Garcia is that what you got from the story ? Wow . That version still isn’t more mafia . 😂 It still sounds like a thing little kids would do.

      Rampsonton boy aka Randalananton boy I’m gay andRampsonton boy aka Randalananton boy I’m gay andOy oldin
    • I dont think thats what they do for a living they were just escorting them on the train wand wanted to steal

      Francisco GarciaFrancisco GarciaOy oldin
  • “In the gulag”

    Kobe RhodesKobe RhodesOy oldin
  • Definition of white privilege

    anataoneanataoneOy oldin
  • Like bro you even ask him about some criminal shit?! Your corny af man smh

    Unpopular OpinionUnpopular OpinionOy oldin
  • if white privilege was a person it'd manifest as this man

    Simon HillSimon HillOy oldin
  • This is how it is amongst Slavic people. Great hospitality. If you connect with people they'll take you around.

    Pravi JebačPravi JebačOy oldin
  • Not this story again!

    Kuate LowkoKuate LowkoOy oldin
  • Plot twist: Vlad is a Russian spy who was sent to America to get Bert and get him to admit his crimes in Russia.

    Phresh Boii!!!Phresh Boii!!!Oy oldin
  • Yo this story is nuts lol

    K JoK JoOy oldin
  • This my friends is stealing not robbing lol

    yungnflashytvyungnflashytvOy oldin
  • the russian police officer he partied with at the strip club would later become a DJ & start interviewing people

    BackwoodBackwoodOy oldin
    • YOOOOO.....TOP COMMENT IN ALL OF UZworld!!!!

      The Realest IdealistThe Realest IdealistOy oldin
    • Loooollll wasn’t expecting that joke

      Danny CarvajalDanny CarvajalOy oldin
    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bruh, I NEEDED that laugh! Lol...

      TheMicMurdererTheMicMurdererOy oldin
  • Meet glad brother lad the broke commedian

    fuxk donald trump his daughter a hoe & his mam tofuxk donald trump his daughter a hoe & his mam toOy oldin
  • That’s cap

    SergSergOy oldin

    Walter DuncanWalter DuncanOy oldin
  • Bert your gross for going on Vlad

    Jake OviattJake OviattOy oldin
  • When I saw this video I just laughed and said “oh for fucks sake” and could totally imagine Bert saying “I would LOVE to be on a vlad TV to Tom Segura”

    Lewis GibbensLewis GibbensOy oldin
  • Dam no boosie 😂😂😂😂

    Royal LaffsRoyal LaffsOy oldin
  • "Officer glad is so nice' -Bert

    Colton RauColton RauOy oldin
  • Who the Fuck is this!

    chuy u laterchuy u laterOy oldin
  • Lies

    J2theBJ2theBOy oldin
  • Everyone in Russia named Igor?

    Windmill360Windmill360Oy oldin
  • Shit sounds fake asf

    Samuel FloresSamuel FloresOy oldin
    • It is

      J2theBJ2theBOy oldin
  • this man is capping more than a rapper

    ODBrennanODBrennanOy oldin
  • He is hilarious. 🤸🏽‍♀️

    Alexis JonesAlexis JonesOy oldin
  • Haven't we heard this story like 10 times already?

    Devin BankettDevin BankettOy oldin
    • More like 1,000 times

      Kuate LowkoKuate LowkoOy oldin
  • If you haven't seen the story he's telling do your self a favor and look up Bert Kreischer The machine. Its literally the best/ funniest story ever told. Plus its 100% true some of his class mates verified this story when it 1st came out. Not to mention van wilder movie is based off him.

    Cam CarrCam CarrOy oldin
  • That ain’t robbery - it’s theft

    Hit da Bricks TVHit da Bricks TVOy oldin
  • Remember, no Russian.

    2002kferguson2002kfergusonOy oldin
  • Robbing a Train and did not receive any jail time? Why that did not surprise me.😒🙄💯

    Gerard AndreGerard AndreOy oldin
    • Because the russian mafia ran everything then.... doesnt matter what police said mafia word had more value.

      ZzZZzZOy oldin
    • Because he robbed it in russia with the Russian mafia

      EljaeHDEljaeHDOy oldin
  • I cant believe he's alive to tell this story.

    Terrence PiersonTerrence PiersonOy oldin
  • Isn’t this joe rogan friend? I smell cap

    Eric DelacroixEric DelacroixOy oldin
  • Lol never expected to see Bert on here

    SixonenineSixonenineOy oldin
  • check my remixes and subscribe my channel

  • Berttttttttt 2 bears 🐻

    O.S.SO.S.SOy oldin
  • This guy made me laugh this quarantine with his machine!! Fuck that bitch this is Russia

    richie richrichie richOy oldin
  • I live in st pete Fla it’s great

    Kalvin DevonshireKalvin DevonshireOy oldin
  • Idk if it's just me but something is weird seeing a white dude on here. Idk maybe not weird, but almost confused?? Ik who Bert is and love That he's on her but idk maybe it's just me

    T MT MOy oldin
  • Classic story

    Ball davisBall davisOy oldin
  • Vlads obsession gonna ask him about Tupac 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

    kyle piccolokyle piccoloOy oldin
  • thats not a robbery.. they stole items.. they didnt rob anyone.

    cedarbloc11cedarbloc11Oy oldin
  • Bert's face reminds me of Glad.

    FlobityFlubFlobityFlubOy oldin
  • Well that’s not pc glad

    Zack RiedererZack RiedererOy oldin
  • "Glad" used the backs of black folks to bring attention to his Russian base

    copyright2021copyright2021Oy oldin
    • @JJ Buddhabrot look up Crunchy Black who did an interview with Glad

      copyright2021copyright2021Oy oldin
    • Lmaooooo

      D ED EOy oldin
  • Thanks to this comment section I learned the difference between robbing and stealing

    Luis GonzalezLuis GonzalezOy oldin
  • The Machine? What about Conway? They should battle 🎤

    Namoo NaraNamoo NaraOy oldin
  • He stole from his classmates. That was the biggest non robbery story. He could have kept that story to himself.

    Darryl NelsonDarryl NelsonOy oldin
  • I thought Vlad was interviewing Vlad lol

    RonBillzMusicRonBillzMusicOy oldin
  • Crossovers I didn't expect. I better see Joey Diaz here soon.

    Malcolm From The NorthMalcolm From The NorthOy oldin
    • Yesssss👍

      Evan AbbottEvan AbbottOy oldin
    • Preach That brother would give Vlad stories for fucking days

      Nick DavisNick DavisOy oldin
    • i think the testicle testaments cover uncle joey well. i was mad when i missed his show in dallas!

      Fababy BabyFababy BabyOy oldin
  • This dude is literally the Real Van Wilder

    Malcolm From The NorthMalcolm From The NorthOy oldin
    • Fun fact: the movie is based on his college days.

      Chinois AchebeChinois AchebeOy oldin
  • Those complaining about the story being repetitive. He refused to tell this story to strangers for awhile.. joe rogan made him do it. It was long and not as funny but they cleaned it up and made it stage ready.

    willmac4586willmac4586Oy oldin
    • Ya, but story is way overrated!..I don't believe people "scream and beg" or "private parties will pay six-figures" just to hear Bert tell this story, like he claims

      This Mothafucka SaidThis Mothafucka SaidOy oldin
  • this prick is a pathological liar

    themardybum08themardybum08Oy oldin
  • It's not tires, it's shoe soles. 😆 they 🔥 it down and dilute the soot in urine.

    Vladimir ShurikVladimir ShurikOy oldin
  • I didnt know o.j can boost a molly trip

    stoner simpsonstoner simpsonOy oldin
  • Vlad "i ran out of niggas" tv

    Cristian TCristian TOy oldin
  • 69 2.0

    GizmoDaKillerGizmoDaKillerOy oldin
  • LIAR!

    Lyle ChippahLyle ChippahOy oldin
  • Brett Kristler !!

    Scott SheldonScott SheldonOy oldin

    orlanduceorlanduceOy oldin
  • Jeez. Dudes stories are topping some of the best. The Gianni stories. The Spado stories. The Alite stories. All Mafia stories, butt the Russian ones are the greatest yet

    Kevin JrKevin JrOy oldin
  • Why he always say in real life?

    Green ManGreen ManOy oldin
  • Such a b.s. story

    a Ca COy oldin
  • We need an Igor & Igor interview.. pls interview gods 🙏

    Joshua DrehaJoshua DrehaOy oldin
  • Who is he and what's he mean his teacher

    Henchy HenchHenchy HenchOy oldin
  • pretty sure this man was on joe rogans podcast and rogan said "there was nothing but black ice" and this nigga said "wait how many black guys were there" LMAOOO i wonder if vlad threw in a china mac clip in here or asked about his gang ties

    GK Jay 07GK Jay 07Oy oldin
  • That's stealing not robbing

    Mike FantasiaMike FantasiaOy oldin
  • Can tell he wanted to tell this story all his life

    ShhhShhhOy oldin
    • this is the story that got him famous

      Mattington BehMattington BehOy oldin
    • He’s said this story more times than checks u have made in ur life.

      VooDoo WizVooDoo WizOy oldin
  • Who watching 2 bears 1 cave today

    justin92510justin92510Oy oldin
  • “I once tricked a white dude into believing I was a Russian mobster named Igor.” -TK Kirkland

    No ManchesNo ManchesOy oldin
    • LOL

      ImperiumGrim47ImperiumGrim47Oy oldin
    • Lmao this may be the best comment ever!!!!

      Chuck DubbyaChuck DubbyaOy oldin
    • Yooo😂

      Scott SlossScott SlossOy oldin
  • ....and Bryan Callen has never hung out with Chris D'elia....right?

    spf 77spf 77Oy oldin
  • Sooo, the guy “woke up and spit vodka in [their] faces”? 😳 The guy slept with vodka in his mouth?

    Calsar ChandlerCalsar ChandlerOy oldin
    • @lover2ed well theres 2 types of whites. the rich 1s & the broke 1s

      joe andradejoe andradeOy oldin
    • It's weird seeing a white man on glads show for some reason

      lover2edlover2edOy oldin
    • No, the robber spit vodka into the person's eyes that woke up.

      Iberville ZeeIberville ZeeOy oldin
  • Glad got his Russian homies up here now lmao

    TheImperial TwoThreeTheImperial TwoThreeOy oldin
  • What’s worse robbin your friends or spiking your friends drank?

    Byron BonillaByron BonillaOy oldin
  • The ultimate topper story ever...

    jason puchallajason puchallaOy oldin
  • Aaaayyyyyy

    Gregory GutierrezGregory GutierrezOy oldin