A Jerk's Diagnosis | House M.D.

13-Yan, 2021
142 153 Ko‘rishlar soni

Upon meeting the family, House begins a bet to determine whether they are his biological parents. After Dan exhibits more symptoms, including a myoclonic twitch and a blocked blood vessel, House diagnoses Dan.
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Season 1 Episode 2 "Paternity"
A 16-year-old high school student, Dan (Scott Mechlowicz), starts suffering night terrors and frequent hallucinations after playing lacrosse at school. Dan's parents take him to see Dr. House after receiving a letter that Cameron sent in House's name.Dan suffers from an auditory hallucination during a procedure, however, ruling out House's diagnosis. Using coffee cups from the parents, House does an unauthorized paternity test and discovers that neither parent is biologically related to Dan. House flashbacks to a case he had earlier that involved a mother who did not want her baby to be vaccinated and theorizes that Dan is suffering from a measles virus contracted during his childhood. House confirms his diagnosis with a retinal biopsy and successfully cures Dan.
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  • The thumbnail made it look like he's holding a pistol lol.

    Hayden HansenHayden HansenKun oldin
  • House is the greatest show to teach medical students about medical history. No report of the concussion, no report of the twitching. Wasted 15 minutes of time, made House frustrated with Cameron.

    Gregory LuGregory Lu2 kun oldin
  • The biggest thing that upset me about his vicodin habit was him swallowing those pills dry!

    Amie PetroskiAmie Petroski2 kun oldin
    • What episode is this?

      Jacob HarrisJacob Harris2 kun oldin
  • what a sweet looking guy

    Michael AdamsMichael Adams3 kun oldin
  • He asks the patient to name animals starting with B, but Scottie Doesn't Know.

    J DubJ Dub4 kun oldin
    • @J Dub thank you nice being

      Jacob HarrisJacob Harris2 kun oldin
    • @Jacob Harris imdb says the episode is called "Paternity"

      J DubJ Dub2 kun oldin
    • What episode is this

      Jacob HarrisJacob Harris2 kun oldin
  • Since when does needing glasses give you double vision?

    BIGhappyG33BIGhappyG335 kun oldin
  • Clinic staff: night terr- House: Say No More

    Announcer Speaker Box BfdiAnnouncer Speaker Box Bfdi6 kun oldin
  • Sigh... leave me alone. :(

    Steve DSteve D6 kun oldin
  • lf you want to follow the house's turkey adaptation of hekimoğlu hekimoğlu see the youtube channel

    Konul abilivaKonul abiliva7 kun oldin
  • "Admit him" sounds so similar to "book em Lue" haha

    Ali JohnAli John7 kun oldin
  • I miss Wilson and house interaction

    0000000000000000007 kun oldin
  • Just a heads up: House is not free on peacock. Last I checked, you need a subscription.

    Unwonted WriterUnwonted Writer7 kun oldin
  • Later seasons were way worse than this, too strong on the drama.

    ScarfyScarfy7 kun oldin
  • So many memories come back watching this show again.

    carwashgamingcarwashgaming7 kun oldin
  • His diagnostic is awesome my God

    Yophier Rivera HilarioYophier Rivera Hilario8 kun oldin
  • this kid had MEASLES the whole time. he nearly died because he had MEASLES. vaccinate your kids

    London MLondon M8 kun oldin
  • Scotty doesn't know...

    nissennissen8 kun oldin
  • I love this episode; so many funny lines in it. :-)

    Limpi43Limpi438 kun oldin
  • The living step-grandfather ethically escape because fight suggestively heap near a bored tower. plant, accessible couch

    Natashia McraeNatashia Mcrae8 kun oldin
  • The whole big reveal of this episode had been the fact that the kid had never been immunized against Measles and it had lain dormant in his brain when he caught it. It only in recent days had begun to spread and create the symptoms. unfortunately, the condition was a rare form of encephalitis only typically caused by basically ineffectual Measle variants which have been so mutated that they don't have the ability to quite so easily kill their host and thus lay dormant or asymptomatic and go undiagnosed. Typically a severely mutated virus will just die off on its own or the human immune system will obliterate it. With Measles however its a really insidious virus since its an immunosuppressant (similar to HIV) and since this particular strain was NOT "doing its job" the body doesnt recognize it as a threat until some trigger event causes them to start replicating out of control.

    RevPar RavagerRevPar Ravager8 kun oldin
    • @Announcer Speaker Box Bfdi Cuz I much prefer to be a "Rocket Scientist" (heh) Not kidding either, I am actually an Astrophysicist :)

      RevPar RavagerRevPar Ravager6 kun oldin
    • Why aren't you a doctor

      Announcer Speaker Box BfdiAnnouncer Speaker Box Bfdi6 kun oldin
    • @akemi Jones i havent seen the show for a very long time i just remembered it was something about no vaccinations

      RevPar RavagerRevPar Ravager7 kun oldin
    • Actually it was his mom who didn’t get vaccinated which caused everything. Made me scared for a moment. Had to talk to my mom to be sure😂

      akemi Jonesakemi Jones8 kun oldin
    • thank you :)

      Maitreyee BhardwajMaitreyee Bhardwaj8 kun oldin
  • So he admits him because he accidentally saw a clinical sign. Then he's a genius?! whatever 🤷‍♂️

    Mohammed ZainMohammed Zain8 kun oldin
  • House: Name as many animals starting with B Me at 4AM: 👁👄👁

    Meena HarleyMeena Harley8 kun oldin
  • Ok I swear I have that leg twitch sometimes in the day too

    Is LaIs La8 kun oldin
  • Best F**king show ever on tv

    Clayton KokenspargerClayton Kokensparger8 kun oldin
  • What's wrong with this kid? Scotty doesn't know.

    Brent DreherBrent Dreher8 kun oldin
  • House in uyarlama diziside var HEKİMOĞLU çok iyi bence ona da bakin oyunculuklar mükemmel

    Hacer Bilgin1907Hacer Bilgin19078 kun oldin
  • Wilson is so cute here!

    Lizzy NightingaleLizzy Nightingale8 kun oldin
    • He is so cute everywhere!

      morbikdonmorbikdon7 kun oldin
  • Where can I watch these episodes

    Joe ShermanJoe Sherman8 kun oldin
    • Amazon prime

      Alice AraújoAlice Araújo5 kun oldin
  • It’s annoying that I’ve seen this twice and still couldn’t name an animal with the letter b

    MeMe8 kun oldin
    • You could just say B and that's already an animal

      Genevieve CharlotteGenevieve Charlotte6 kun oldin
    • Bullshit!

      David HowardDavid Howard8 kun oldin
    • Ok y’all need to chill ik he said boar but I’m saying I forgot boar the second time

      MeMe8 kun oldin
    • bad elephant

      AwyangAwyang8 kun oldin
    • Banana slug

      froggy doodlefroggy doodle8 kun oldin
  • Baby-Eelephant? Funny, joke TimeLords.^^

    lathspelzlathspelz8 kun oldin
  • 1:14 You can see Chase already filled in Cretinism in 9 down

    Captain VirgilCaptain Virgil8 kun oldin
    • Haha, rookie mistake :P

      Flem100DKFlem100DK8 kun oldin
    • He was testing Foreman to make sure he’s a real doctor

      goowatchigoowatchi8 kun oldin
  • I guess scotty didnt know any animals that started with "B"

    JohnGamingFuntimeJohnGamingFuntime8 kun oldin
    • I loved that movie

      PastellyPastelly8 kun oldin
    • This is gold

      JoshJosh8 kun oldin
    • @nimrowd2023 wht about Bee? Or baby

      Mushroom EntenteMushroom Entente8 kun oldin
    • Bear or bunny comes to mind.

      nimrowd2023nimrowd20238 kun oldin
  • The myoclonic jerk actually happened to me the other night. It's fucking annoying.

    hellaeric10hellaeric108 kun oldin
  • how happy does he look when he says 'admit him'

    aman satpathyaman satpathy8 kun oldin
  • That explains everytime I've went to school and my body jerks me awake lol. My brain was concerned I was dying of boredom

    Felicity AcostaFelicity Acosta8 kun oldin
    • Good diagnosis

      Debbie MarquisDebbie Marquis7 kun oldin
    • Nah.. gimme another one.

      Blade SmithBlade Smith8 kun oldin
  • House: name any animal that you can that begin with the letter B. GO. Me:....🤔🤔🤔🤔.............. Anyone else struggled lol.. Ah! Bear!

    Kay XiongKay Xiong8 kun oldin
    • @Nhilistic Komrad bruh look at this dude

      Wholesome Keanu ReevesWholesome Keanu Reeves7 kun oldin
    • Big horned mountain antelope

      Wholesome Keanu ReevesWholesome Keanu Reeves7 kun oldin
    • Brachiasaurus

      Wholesome Keanu ReevesWholesome Keanu Reeves7 kun oldin
    • Baracuda

      Wholesome Keanu ReevesWholesome Keanu Reeves7 kun oldin
    • Bee?

      Wholesome Keanu ReevesWholesome Keanu Reeves7 kun oldin
  • 2:06 thought he had rule34 open there

    Nectazz UniverseNectazz Universe8 kun oldin
    • 😂😂😂😂it really does

      Michaila HarrisMichaila Harris8 kun oldin
  • Optometrist say to Ophtalmologyst : see the twitch? He is awake ... Admit him (typing) if you can't forge the signature you forge the "blank" letter ???

    Dzmitry V. KrukauDzmitry V. Krukau8 kun oldin
  • So do you upload these on the same day as Columbo videos?

    Grahf ZeroGrahf Zero8 kun oldin
  • Baby elephant :D

    Maksims IvanovsMaksims Ivanovs8 kun oldin
  • Person that runs this channel how are you ?

    Luca BelceaLuca Belcea8 kun oldin
  • 1:21 And that's why Foreman is the only one that could even come close to House.

    Cristi NeaguCristi Neagu8 kun oldin
    • @Mauro C_V Ok, my bad. Not sure how i missed that. Must be an iodine deficiency...

      Cristi NeaguCristi Neagu8 kun oldin
    • @Cristi Neagu No it's true, look at 9 vertical.

      Mauro C_VMauro C_V8 kun oldin
    • @Safety Kitten 1:14 That's false.

      Cristi NeaguCristi Neagu8 kun oldin
    • Unfortunately if you look at the paper, chase already wrote cretanism lol.

      Safety KittenSafety Kitten8 kun oldin
    • @Cristi Neagu I edited my first comment to be more simple 😅 but it was before I got your reply 🤦‍♀️ Fail

      DbloveDblove8 kun oldin
  • Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know

    anubhav nigamanubhav nigam8 kun oldin
  • What's up with all these Turkish comments?

    fiucik1fiucik18 kun oldin
    • @iRazenrak There’s a Turkish version of House that’s gaining popularity.

      EPrimeifyEPrimeify8 kun oldin
    • I believe a Turkish streaming site just got House.

      iRazenrakiRazenrak8 kun oldin
  • it’s the guy from Eurotrip 🧐

    nRicznRicz8 kun oldin
  • Feels good to rewatch the best moments of the show

    João DowsleyJoão Dowsley8 kun oldin
    • 99% of moments are the best moments

      Sean BarrySean Barry6 kun oldin
    • Orgasmic

      Orfea BerberiOrfea Berberi8 kun oldin
  • Love these short clips

    mikemike8 kun oldin
  • brand new shoes on top of the desk. only on television

    Kintsugi ASMRKintsugi ASMR8 kun oldin

    lullullullul8 kun oldin
    • Biz olsak ohooooo inciğini cinciğini cıkarırdık dizinin şu an hem dr house hem hekimoğlununkinide çıkardığımız gibi

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
    • Yalnız bunlar hırbolar bakmazlar bunlarda merak yok

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
    • @Skuubedait is amazing yani yeni bişiy kazanamazlar knk evet ama belki diziyi izlerler abone olurlar kanala bizim houseumuzu tanırlar maksat kendimizi göstermek 😐

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
    • @Skuubedait is amazing olsun ben yine de yaziyim ya ne biliyim

      lullullullul8 kun oldin
    • Kanka tamam da senaryoların hepsi aynı adamlar izleyip yeni bişey kazanmaz bence

      Skuubedait is amazingSkuubedait is amazing8 kun oldin

    lullullullul8 kun oldin
  • this is a great show

    Tr0llTr0ll8 kun oldin
  • Enough time has passed since season 8 was first broadcast to watch it all again. Restarting the first season. It’s still brilliant.

    Gentleman JimGentleman Jim8 kun oldin
    • I've been watching it for 16 years. Each season came out on DVD after every season was complete on TV and I have them all!

      Linda M.Linda M.8 kun oldin
    • I'm gonna join you in that

      Ziyaad AhmedZiyaad Ahmed8 kun oldin
  • I wish all doctors were like house! 👍

    Brute BetterBrute Better8 kun oldin
    • You want your doctor to be a complete misanthrope who will only see if you if you’re “interesting” by his arbitrary metric?

      Anthony ClayAnthony Clay8 kun oldin
  • This show needs to come back in 2021

    420BudGod Weed420BudGod Weed8 kun oldin
  • When you think house has no conscious but then drops everything to make sure a kid isn’t possibly being sexually abused 😌

    Jasmine The Gray KnightJasmine The Gray Knight8 kun oldin
    • See people misconstrue for not entertaining their bullshit for no conscience. It's not cruel to not care about random peoples pointless minutia, because hes busy solving real problems on earth. Only an idiot would think house is a bad person, hes just honest no matter the circumstance.

      Ethos MagnosEthos Magnos4 kun oldin
    • He just did it to insult the dad/mom if it turned out to be them.

      GadziniskoGadzinisko8 kun oldin
    • Tbh he probably just found it interesting!

      DevanshDevansh8 kun oldin
    • House is very conscious. You're thinking of "conscience".

      Chip JohnsonChip Johnson8 kun oldin
  • “Jerk” diagnosis. I get it.

    Justin AckerJustin Acker8 kun oldin
    • Double meaning, I know right.

      nimrowd2023nimrowd20238 kun oldin
  • i cant believe i just discovered this show during lockdown

    oncetmitieoncetmitie8 kun oldin
    • I've been watching it for 16 years, the 8 years it was on TV & every season on DVD!

      Linda M.Linda M.8 kun oldin
    • @hussam hammoudeh 😂I got all my friends into it so much so that we decide to buy the whole series on blu ray!!!!

      Gabriel AlanizGabriel Alaniz8 kun oldin
    • @Hooodie's Talk Show One of us One of us

      Leonardo Di KennedyLeonardo Di Kennedy8 kun oldin
    • @Gabriel Alaniz i see House in last 10 years Like a million times and I can’t stop myself heheheh my friends keep asking me u still watching house

      hussam hammoudehhussam hammoudeh8 kun oldin
    • I cant believe u Just discovered this show...

      AkatorAkator8 kun oldin
  • this show ended 8 years ago, still watching

    Don't watch this channelDon't watch this channel8 kun oldin
    • @Don't watch this channel You know Hugh Laurie is British, right? I get a kick out of people commenting they didn't know that he put on the American accent for House when he was famous way before that starring in 3 different UK comedies, most notably A Bit of Fry & Laurie, the comedy variety show that ran for 8 years, plus putting out 2 CDs of blues music. I saw him in concert on his 2012 US tour. Amazing musician & so hysterical.

      Linda M.Linda M.6 kun oldin
    • Every day, dose(s) of Hugh-ness.

      Carolyn EstesCarolyn Estes7 kun oldin
    • @Linda M. wow nice, i only started watching recently

      Don't watch this channelDon't watch this channel7 kun oldin
    • I've been watching for 16 years lol, bought each season on DVD as it was released

      Linda M.Linda M.8 kun oldin
  • I miss House 💓

    Ane MariAne Mari8 kun oldin
    • Watch the series of adaptations of hekimoğlu. UZworld channel name is hekimoğlu

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
  • Dr house dizisinin bir uyarlanması olan HEKİMOĞLU dizide müthiş başrolünde Dr house=Ateş Hekimoğlu Dr Cuddy=İpek Tekin Dr wilson=Orhan Yavuz Dr chase=Emre Acar.... Bunlar var uyarlanmasında diziye HEKİMOĞLU youtube kanalından ulaşabilirsiniz türkiye uyarlanmasıdır lütfen bakın

    Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
  • A jerk's diagnosis basically every episode of House

    Vito McsweenVito Mcsween8 kun oldin
    • @Erok9 them articles do articulate something other than divisive objectives?

      Dzmitry V. KrukauDzmitry V. Krukau7 kun oldin
    • @Gagan M what i was about to say. The diagnosis was called a "Myoclonic Jerk" lol

      fatty1040fatty10408 kun oldin
    • Rejected show title

      Erok9Erok98 kun oldin
    • It's also a pun

      Gagan MGagan M8 kun oldin
  • House meeting Ron Swanson

    Tait CollinsTait Collins8 kun oldin
  • Oh wait, this was a few minutes ago.

    Xavier BurgosXavier Burgos8 kun oldin
  • you should know that you are a legend, continue uploading our favourite show

    don corleonedon corleone8 kun oldin
  • God Cameron in the early season was adorable.

    Moustafa225Moustafa2258 kun oldin
    • @Ignacio Garcia I'm sorry to learn of your blindness; hopefully they can do something to cure it.

      MichaelB769MichaelB7698 kun oldin
    • @MarCuseusFX Red head-ish then. I'm sure it's not classic brown. I don't think it is her natural color, so I suppose the hair dye that she used wasn't called just brown...

      fiucik1fiucik18 kun oldin
    • @FulminatedHg Her natural hair color is blonde

      Linda M.Linda M.8 kun oldin
    • @goowatchi AHHAHAHAAHHAHA

      Mikha'ilMikha'il8 kun oldin
    • @MarCuseusFX bunch of virgins arguing about hair color lol

      goowatchigoowatchi8 kun oldin
  • Im in school but i still gotta watch house

    The Lonely XThe Lonely X8 kun oldin
  • Please do it with turkish subtitles 🙏

    Doğa TekinDoğa Tekin8 kun oldin
  • nice

    SaintSaint8 kun oldin
  • Love this show!!! 😀

    MC ToursMC Tours8 kun oldin
    • @Kay MEsfits what?

      MC ToursMC Tours8 kun oldin
    • This post is an insult to dr. House's memory. You're here watching ergo you must like it. You also drink liquids and breathe gas. Just Stating the obvious.

      Kay MEsfitsKay MEsfits8 kun oldin
    • @Gregory House I would always watch this with my aunt

      MC ToursMC Tours8 kun oldin
    • @Gregory House well hi Dr. House

      MC ToursMC Tours8 kun oldin
    • Me too.

      Gregory HouseGregory House8 kun oldin
  • I was here QUICK!

    ValveTomatoValveTomato8 kun oldin
  • House = hekimoğlu turkey

    ateş' in dizisinde ki iyileşmeyen leylaateş' in dizisinde ki iyileşmeyen leyla8 kun oldin
    • İngilizcem sıfır oluğu için hiç bir şey anlamadım ama hekimoğlundan sınız diye beğeniyim

      MEOWMEOW8 kun oldin
    • @Archaon The Everchosen no many of our series are in other countries

      ateş' in dizisinde ki iyileşmeyen leylaateş' in dizisinde ki iyileşmeyen leyla8 kun oldin
    • You sound like all the TV series on turkish TV are adaptations. We have our own series Please let's not mess things up after all there is an effort right

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
    • @Ateş'in çarptığı kapı just shows the lack of creativity and failure in your film industry I've seen many movies and series that are just stolen from other countries

      Archaon The EverchosenArchaon The Everchosen8 kun oldin
    • And we always protect our respect no matter who is in front of us

      Ateş'in çarptığı kapıAteş'in çarptığı kapı8 kun oldin
  • Watching from my hospital room...I got hospitalized earlier this morning

    Pamela HarringtonPamela Harrington8 kun oldin
    • @D Roganovic this one time at band camp

      Pamela HarringtonPamela Harrington2 kun oldin
    • @hardwire except that one time!

      D RoganovicD Roganovic5 kun oldin
    • Get well soon!

      Anisha RoyAnisha Roy6 kun oldin
    • Be well

      Clayton KokenspargerClayton Kokensparger8 kun oldin
    • @Arindam Saha and now you know why doctors hattttteeee google

      hardwirehardwire8 kun oldin
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    Night PhantomNight Phantom8 kun oldin