A Crap Guide to Final Fantasy XIV - Tanks

29-Apr, 2021
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  • Godammit Jocat where is my ASMR!?

    OLIVER TAMOLIVER TAM35 daqiqa oldin
  • Uh... Please don't take off your stance when you're the off tank, just shirk after your opening window. If the main tank dies you can be sure one of your healers will get their ass cheeks destroyed.

    Engin BilgicEngin BilgicSoat oldin
  • Shoutout to Disney moms.

    psychee1psychee18 soat oldin
  • Omg.. please do more of these. That was gold. Please do ones for deeps and healers!!

    ChiiSan09ChiiSan0911 soat oldin
  • Description: BLOCKED Me: PARRIED

    NekoteruNekoteru13 soat oldin
  • I’m so glad you’re back, JoCat. Keep up that good shit!

    Tyler VirtsTyler Virts14 soat oldin
  • "gissal greens"?

    PrettzLPrettzL16 soat oldin
  • The amount of mental stress I--someone who is garbage with music--went through to identify the music at 2:58 using only my brain is unreal. (For my fellow garbage music mans, it's from E8.)

    LadyFrostbiteLadyFrostbite16 soat oldin
  • please do more ffxiv class videos

    michfacemichface21 soat oldin
  • Sometimes I miss tanking, but I must dance

    Psykoknight65Psykoknight6521 soat oldin
  • ah shit here we go again

    Nathan ManchaNathan Mancha21 soat oldin
  • I can't be bothered to count all the times tanks dragged every mob away from Doton. That's like the tank detergent AoE.

    Balázs SzűcsBalázs Szűcs21 soat oldin
  • Dang now i wanna play this game

    BarkeeperBarkeeperKun oldin
  • 02:15 I feel that so HARD 😂 a lot of tanks pull so many or getiing into boss fight without using ability on the right time - or never. But I feel honored that the random Tanks always trust me enough that I will handle that. And WHM has a Lot of tools to do so... >:3

    Erd NuzzErd NuzzKun oldin
  • *oh fu NOT AGAIN-* And there goes my living privileges.

    LuigiandyLuigiandyKun oldin
  • I wish FF14 was on xbox

    c31lc31lKun oldin
  • As a tank main I have every right to blame the healer for when I die

    somebodyspecialsomebodyspecialKun oldin
  • Forgot to add Tanks get blamed for everything, even thou the dumb dps and healer run face first into danger attracting every enemy in the dungeon at once.

    W/blueW/blueKun oldin
  • I watched this video so many times and tanked last night (cause my friends were both dps). It’s now on my 143rd watch that I notice arms length counts as mitigation...

    Jake EverfreeJake EverfreeKun oldin
  • oh my gods we're back hell yeah

    Ferrin leon'sonsFerrin leon'sonsKun oldin
  • Thank you for making FFXIV content *exactly* as i start getting into FFXIV lol

    Caleb ValdezCaleb ValdezKun oldin
  • I want more already lol

    rgderen88rgderen88Kun oldin
  • Lvl.20 Gladiator, just 10 more before I get to pretend I'm a caster.

    esjobesjobKun oldin
  • as a main tank i feel this in my soul. PLEASE do more of these, it was amazing XD

    Meekhile WhitewolfMeekhile Whitewolf2 kun oldin
  • I checked the date on JoCat's earliest public video, he has only been hear for 2, almost 3 years.

    DJWolfyKDJWolfyK2 kun oldin
  • Duck

    AerobrakeAerobrake2 kun oldin
  • lol where was this guide when I started? As the sproutiest of sprouts, I love this

    Caterina HuntsCaterina Hunts2 kun oldin
  • Can’t wait for Endwalker to come out and change every class dramatically again, maybe give Paladin their sword and shield oaths back, give a Res to Dark Knight, make Gunbreaker a healer like Paladin....

    Omega FighterOmega Fighter2 kun oldin
  • This is like weeb wow?

    G.Henrique CostaG.Henrique Costa2 kun oldin
  • Warrior- BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Dark Knight- Im an edge lord Gunbreaker- WHO GAVE THE TANK A GUN Paladin- SWORD AND SHIELD OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just a Random GuyJust a Random Guy2 kun oldin
  • He's wrong about one thing fc statics are rare plus 90% of fc statics I seen don't work out too well plus its hard to form fc statics since most require you to be in said fc for the static plus..we have alot of idiot tanks who don't think to use cds during trash mobs because they think there just for bosses

    rob warrob war2 kun oldin
  • I have never once played a Final Fantasy game and why can I not stop watching this HALP

    CalbeckCalbeck2 kun oldin
  • UZworldrs found in the comments: Shenpai (expected) Gaijin Goombah (on Aki’s behalf, okay) The8BitDrummer...? Jerrod, what are you doing here?!

    Sam ButlerSam Butler2 kun oldin
  • again and agaIN AND AGAIN *AND AGAIN*

    AbyssFiendAbyssFiend2 kun oldin
  • Never thought I'd hear the Final Fantasy theme played on a kazoo, but here we are, listening to the whole thing with a dumb grin.

    vbddfy euuytvbddfy euuyt2 kun oldin
    • ok i know nothing about final fantasy but the humor alone made hits an amazing video to watch since everyone can relate to RPG class memes

      vbddfy euuytvbddfy euuyt2 kun oldin
  • Everyone dies Chat: tank didn't use lb

    I made you read thisI made you read this2 kun oldin
  • I think if wiggler man took off his hat he would just have another slightly smaller wiggler hat underneath

    mr manmr man2 kun oldin
  • 2:17 its true unless you were doing that lvl 65 dungeon cuz it DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY

    qasem90qasem902 kun oldin
  • "Punk, Grunge, Metal, and Christian Rock." As a day 1 tank who went from punk, to Christian rock, to metal and is going back to my rock for the expansion. I greatly appreciate this. I lost my shit at so many points in this video. To anyone wondering, yes, these all make sense.

    Kenji ShiratsukiKenji Shiratsuki2 kun oldin
  • Crap guides are back... SWEET

    Darryl CallowayDarryl Calloway3 kun oldin
  • Gotta do the horrible life of a healer xD

    Tylor armstrongTylor armstrong3 kun oldin
  • Thanks for teaching me how to tank but I’d like to know why my healer keeps telling me to “leave the healing” to them. I’m just trynna shine the light of *GOD* on my party members.

    mxlanthiosmxlanthios3 kun oldin
  • "move as little as possible" happy monk main noises

    asioe kiouasioe kiou3 kun oldin
  • I'm mad that this actually helped lol

    Bailey NeasbyBailey Neasby3 kun oldin
    • thank you for giving me my paladin back

      asioe kiouasioe kiou3 kun oldin
  • I really hope he does some of these for the non-combat classes. This is great.

    Sorceress Halcy Ch.Sorceress Halcy Ch.3 kun oldin
  • Does anyone know the name of the glamour on JoCats outfit?

    ashley brownashley brown3 kun oldin
  • So you hear that DPS and healers? I'm helping you get booty. You're welcome.

    Michael JonesMichael Jones3 kun oldin
  • Me: *living life as a happy wow Player* Jocat:*makes FF14 Vid* Me:*sobs*

    Rock girlRock girl3 kun oldin
  • Imagine putting down Salted Earth as a Tank and then pulling the enemies out of your own aoe because it's too scary.

    Josie DavisJosie Davis3 kun oldin
    • I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

      Rock girlRock girl3 kun oldin

    Echo GilletteEcho Gillette4 kun oldin
  • Gunbreaker for when you want to perform combos that make Tekken blush. Warrior for UNGA BUNGA damage. Paladin for when axes are too heavy for ya :3

    Hildagarde GamingHildagarde Gaming4 kun oldin
  • ok i know nothing about final fantasy but the humor alone made hits an amazing video to watch since everyone can relate to RPG class memes

    Deadly DefenderDeadly Defender4 kun oldin
  • The Crap Guides are back!? God I missed this!

    Robert O'NeillRobert O'Neill4 kun oldin
  • I started playing a couple days ago and picked up gladiator. I was thinking to myself; 'I bet that guy who did those monster hunter weapon guides would approve'

    AI SAI S4 kun oldin
  • wew guide vids are back!

    RobRob4 kun oldin
  • damn ur making me want to play final fantasy now

    DwizzleDorfDwizzleDorf4 kun oldin
  • FF, yaaaas

    Trenton WoodcoxTrenton Woodcox4 kun oldin
  • One of my first times playing this game was a cosplay as Link, so I had to obligatorily go Paladin, and it's been one of my favorite classes. Not sure if it's cause Paladin is just fun, if it's the godly name of "Link Xcusemeprincess", or a combination of the 2, but man. I can't even look at any of the other tanking classes.

    RavioLeeRavioLee4 kun oldin
  • time to clap some dragon cheeks...

    shadowabsolshadowabsol4 kun oldin
  • thank you for giving me my paladin back

    Tea GirlTea Girl4 kun oldin
  • I heard uwu and I understood

    Gherome SilvestreGherome Silvestre4 kun oldin
  • This bro doesn’t miss a fucking beat

    mason ryalsmason ryals4 kun oldin
  • Paladin mains unite. Spanking and tanking with board and plank.

    Deneme DokioDeneme Dokio4 kun oldin
  • 2:49 literally had me go check if they actually added this haha

    PatrickPatrick4 kun oldin
  • I gotta see a crap guide to jobs. I just wanna hear what he has to say about clemency and shit

    Serente AudiosSerente Audios4 kun oldin
  • I want a Jocat npc now

    Explosive KittensExplosive Kittens4 kun oldin
  • I felt like playing the game in the past but only played the 2 week demo. Knowing you're making content about it and giving a rough understanding as to what each role should be doing actually makes me want to get into the game more. Love content like this, thank you sm.

    Aireign BoringAireign Boring4 kun oldin
  • I need to see the Crap Guide to Healing. *Show them our pain.*

    AnonymousElfAnonymousElf4 kun oldin
  • FINALLY some more jocrap! Totally worth the wait

  • FFXIV, a game with so few mechanics, it's possible to describe an entire classification of jobs in a single guide.

    Stammer6Stammer64 kun oldin
  • Actually, when tanking dungeons, running back and forth a bit is good. It helps stack the enemies together a bit better for better aoes, and it slightly delays enemy attacks because they turn around. Especially if they were casting something. Obviously don't do it so much that it pisses off your party. I'm talking small, deliberate movements.

    roranicroranic4 kun oldin
  • i can't wait for the guide to Limsa Lominsa

    Stephanie SmithStephanie Smith4 kun oldin
  • I just started FFXIV, sweet!

    What u looking for?What u looking for?4 kun oldin
  • Do you know what UWU is? Retired Double legend, btw. XD Good vid.

    MizerMizer4 kun oldin
  • i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

    soiung toiuesoiung toiue4 kun oldin
    • Bien

      soiung toiuesoiung toiue4 kun oldin
  • JoCat got party wiped by a shitty tank and made a video about it

    Riley SansoucyRiley Sansoucy4 kun oldin
  • 2:30 called out

    SpearmanSpearman4 kun oldin
  • I love crap guides

    ankokuravenankokuraven4 kun oldin
  • My Extreme - Savage - Bozja tanking experience can be simplified into: *distant healer deathcry* well fuck

    kokeanikilatorkokeanikilator4 kun oldin
  • Please say you're gonna do DPS and Healers!

    The Morgan Riley ShowThe Morgan Riley Show4 kun oldin
  • If the tanks dies, its the healer's fault. If the healer dies, its the tank's fault. If the DPS dies, it's their own damn fault.

    cyanmantacyanmanta5 kun oldin
  • Never in my life have I wanted something so badly and never known till I received it.

    Trickster StyleTrickster Style5 kun oldin
  • Can’t wait to see how he covers the other roles...this will be awesome and interesting

    Steve ReeserSteve Reeser5 kun oldin
  • "Three DPS in a trenchcoat." *dead* PLEEEEEEEASE make more of these.

    Michael CrawfordMichael Crawford5 kun oldin
  • tanks are thiccer then the average disney mom XD this one killed me best tank guide ever

    AinzOoalHazelAinzOoalHazel5 kun oldin
  • this made my day :D

    Yong Ju LianYong Ju Lian5 kun oldin
  • Anyone else notice that Nacent Flash's description was horribly wrong? Should be "Turns 50% of damage dealt in the next 6sec into HP restored" (the damage reduction is for a targeted party member, which no other description includes)

    KatotsuKatotsu5 kun oldin
  • i really wanna see jocat make a full animation for the default dance that one second had me dry heaving

    Eric The Recruit MainEric The Recruit Main5 kun oldin
  • I didn't know how badly I needed that kazoo in my life.

    mmpj twodmmpj twod5 kun oldin
  • as a dark knight. [sigh] yes, my sword is huge. no its not a guts sword. mine glows. also as per my pic, im also a BLM because the party should adjust to me so i can bitch slap the boss.

    -RF-VD--RF-VD-5 kun oldin
    • i feel like the pope could say: "hey jocat join us, we've got sword and shields!" and jo would become a devout Christian

      mmpj twodmmpj twod5 kun oldin
  • I don't even play this game, but here I am, eating chips, reveling myself with a fine dose of gaming and sarcasm.

    BaroncroixBaroncroix5 kun oldin
  • Bien

    Morella TovárMorella Továr5 kun oldin
  • Do healer next? Please?

    Given MinotaurGiven Minotaur5 kun oldin
  • Mooooooore please !!!!!!!

    Derek TafoyaDerek Tafoya5 kun oldin
  • This is beautiful.

    DarzerDarzer5 kun oldin
  • nice

    manish kumarmanish kumar5 kun oldin
  • I main a Paladin and this is 100% true. SWORD AND SHIELD BABYYYYYY!

    Christoph allenChristoph allen5 kun oldin

    Matt CMatt C5 kun oldin
  • I love this 😂

    Ethan EvansEthan Evans5 kun oldin
  • i have never played this game... but, dispite all the sass, this seems like a pretty good crash course on tanking

    NathanNathan5 kun oldin